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Where there's smoke there's fire Where there's grass there's soil Where there's eggs there's chickens Where there's crowds there's people Where there's restaurants there's inspectors Where there's hospitals there's nurses Where there's trucks there's tires Where there's a salon there's hair on the floor Where there's alphabets there's letters/symbols Where there's a Macarena there's fruit punch Where there's grandpa there's tech questions Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jul 29, 2023 |
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Takes all sorts to play a game of baseball Gyms welcome both newbies and bodybuilders The more you stare the further you'll see |
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Jul 29, 2023 18:57
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Rome wasn't built in a century Atlantis wasn't around in 1982 The glutes are strongrer than the deltoids Most court sentences aren't consecutive Boobs are fine but 80085 are better |
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Jul 29, 2023 19:32
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Kid's first friend is his mother Better a scarf than mittens in the cold Always more gold back in the gold mine In France, they just call them fries Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jul 29, 2023 |
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Jul 29, 2023 19:53
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Know what they sa': Five bales of hay gets you two cords of firewood at the market, if you barter right |
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Jul 30, 2023 18:05
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Remember, gumshoes ain't gum and they ain't shoes |
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Jul 31, 2023 13:02
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Don't count your chickens |
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Jul 31, 2023 13:03
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Never trust a man been rightly convicted of murder e: Oh. Wait. That one is actually pretty clear and could be useful advice for some people to follow. |
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Jul 31, 2023 19:14
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Know what they say, car behind you honks three times, YOU honk three times |
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Jul 31, 2023 19:15
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If the boat floats, give it just one more coat Bit if it sinks, you have to replace the whole sink |
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Aug 1, 2023 20:36
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Quickest way to Santa's heart is through his Ways & Mean Commitee. |
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Aug 1, 2023 20:37
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Can take a few months to grow your berries, but only a few weeks to sell them at the farmers' market |
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Aug 2, 2023 09:40
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As my great-great-great-great-great-grandpapi Jacopo Fransesco Riccati used to say: y′+a(x)y=g(x)yν+f(x),ν≠0,1. And I agree! |
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Aug 2, 2023 10:02
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You know what they say, why own a summer house when you're only gonna use it for a couple days out the year OR rely on an overpriced hotel you might not be able to even book when you want when you can conveniently own two weeks at a high-end resort for you 'n the whole family with a timeshare
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Aug 2, 2023 10:07
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It's like the bard wrote: You take your age and deduct it from one-hundred-and-ten. That's the percentage of your portfolio should be in equities. The rest should be in government bonds. But what happens if your horse keeps knocking over your laptop when you try to make a trade? |
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Aug 2, 2023 10:12
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When you spill wine on yourself you make an rear end out of you and me And when you assume things without evidence you need to dab, not wipe |
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Aug 2, 2023 13:24
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Can't sell a script in Hollywood if the rain's pouring in Memphis |
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Aug 2, 2023 13:25
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If you don't respect your elders, you're bound to repeat history |
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Natural home remedy for 'The Mondays': It's 2 PM on the first day of the week and you're already reaching for that chemical energy drink? Or worse, mindlessly browsing Reddit? Instead of that do this: Start a business. Go back to your cubicle, open up a new browser tab, and start a business that provides passive income. Build it up to about $100,000 in annual revenue but not much more than that; annectodal evidence suggests that's the sweet spot for reward without needing to spend too much time on the business going forward. Even if this takes you a whole hour sit there and keep going! You should feel a big burst of energy midway through. If so repeat this on Thursday morning. Do this every week for 12 weeks and I promise you that you'll be happier and more satisfied with your Mondays. -found on an Ancient Mesopoamian scroll |
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