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I was inspired to post this thread when I was sleeplessly doomscrolling through stupid listicles and stumbled upon this image from an article on horrible video games we forgot existed:/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8281459/MK_A_1.png) So I'm bored and figured I'd  a thread where we share pictures of lovely video games, either screenshots, box art, or trailers. Rules are simple: Just keep it SFW, no porn games, and don't be loving disgusting.Here's some images to get us started: Evergrace  My first encounter with a FromSoft game. I hate this game with a passion, but maybe I just needed to git gud. Drakkhen  Looks totally badass, right???  Oh.  The Cheeto Game  My grandmother bought this game for me and my little bro. Imagine the worst video game ever made. Now maybe turn the dial up one notch. It's not the worst, but it's pretty close. We did beat it. Here's a full run of the game if you're interested. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQrZdf2OBZg
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Controlling for Budget and Expectations: Babylon's Fall Fallout 76 Balan Wonderworld Final Fantasy XIV 1.0
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Jul 30, 2023 00:48
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Babylon's Fall... It looks so cool, but man. Looks can be totally deceiving.
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Jul 30, 2023 00:53
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  The only thing good about this game is the cutscenes. Also I own superman 64 but that's a bit stereotypical. E: I like this topic though, I like to dig through my collection and talk about my games to my SO from time to time "Now this game loving sucks!" "Why do you keep it then?" ..."because it's great." Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jul 30, 2023 |
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Jul 30, 2023 00:54
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Grey Cat posted:
For some reason that reminds me of The Journeyman Project games. Never played them, but I remember just looking at the boxes 
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Jul 30, 2023 00:56
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Bogus Adventure posted:For some reason that reminds me of The Journeyman Project games. Never played them, but I remember just looking at the boxes this cover looks cool as hell. Also never played though, probably the portal giving off similar vibes.
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Jul 30, 2023 00:57
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Jul 30, 2023 01:04
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the journeyman project games were time-travel myst-likes. I really liked the first one, but I didn’t really get into the others
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Jul 30, 2023 01:04
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Grey Cat posted:this cover looks cool as hell. Also never played though, probably the portal giving off similar vibes. Computer game cover art back in the day ruled. It could really sucker you into bad purchases. That's how I bought Oo-Topos      
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Jul 30, 2023 01:04
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Jul 30, 2023 01:06
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Majora's Mask
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Jul 30, 2023 01:09
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I said terrible video games, not awesome ones. Gotta grab that gun poster on the beach...
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Jul 30, 2023 01:12
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 Infamously bad and I can't imagine anyone actually paying money for this  Infamously bad but I played a lot of hours of this game
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Jul 30, 2023 01:14
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Okay, here's another blast from my past: Morphman I never bought this, but I remember seeing this in game stores. I spent so much time thinking about what this game would be like, or what it would be about. The back cover was kind of intriguing.  It looks like you're going into a castle, battling skeletons, and doing all kinds of cool poo poo. I forgot about it until I started looking at video game reviews and saw some old school game let's plays, and decided to see if there was a YouTube video of it. Oh boy, was there a video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g3gV-AVO5s I'm so glad I didn't waste money on this poo poo.
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Jul 30, 2023 01:19
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Jul 30, 2023 01:55
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Daikatana Don't tell anyone I said it
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Jul 30, 2023 01:59
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A review of the Hentai game review of princess maker.FIRE CURES BIGOTS posted:What the hell was Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons smoking when he wrote this review? First of all, Princess maker is NOT a hentai game, nor does it deserve to be judged by such standards. Second of all, the only reason a player would have for putting his daughter in an S&M dress would be to get one of the "evil" endings that the game punishes the player for. Third, he obviously didn't read the documentation because if he did he would know that it is not neccesary to get rid of stress with food, all you have to do is give her "time off". He also obviously didn't know that one can skip the animations, including the opening by hitting the "F3" key.
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Jul 30, 2023 02:08
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 Muppet Adventure Chaos at the Carnival game me absolute nightmares. Specifically the Dos version, not the NES version. It was a broken mess, softlocks and bugs. Something about some of the games too just wrenched me up inside. https://youtu.be/LKuMDk3kwSU This is the only footage I could find of the Dos version.
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Jul 30, 2023 02:15
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You take that back.
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Jul 30, 2023 02:22
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 Beat’em and Eat’em
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Jul 30, 2023 02:24
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That particular shade of purple in DOS games 
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Jul 30, 2023 02:25
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JossiRossi posted:
I had the DOS version of this game. gently caress this game.
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Jul 30, 2023 02:34
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the gently caress was it about so many 80s games taking place at a carnival
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Jul 30, 2023 02:36
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Animal-Mother posted:That particular shade of purple in DOS games Oh yeah, it was the worst. Here's a couple more video games from my time as a child, one with quite a bit of purple:    Here's one that's a bit more colorful:   Apparently some people got a more colorful version, lol 
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Jul 30, 2023 02:46
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All of them
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Jul 30, 2023 02:47
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Just kidding, RimWorld kicks rear end
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Jul 30, 2023 02:47
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I saw something on youtube of a guy playing, I think it was called Limbo of the Lost? And another one was a guy playing The Ring? I think? Also something called Mystery of the Druids.
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Jul 30, 2023 03:10
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Outpost22 posted:Also something called Mystery of the Druids.  
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Jul 30, 2023 03:16
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*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
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Jul 30, 2023 03:17
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dsf posted:*extremely loud incorrect buzzer* dunno, man looks like a game for ants or other cave dwellers
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Outpost22 posted:Also something called Mystery of the Druids. 
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This was the first PC game that I played, as it came preinstalled on my dad's 486. A crummy slow Ladder/Donkey Kong clone. I liked it though  Famously bad. I don't think that I ever played this for more than 3 minutes at a time. Started with a voice saying BARBARIAN if you had a sound card, and that was the coolest part of the game by far  
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Jul 30, 2023 03:32
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Man these 4 color CGI graphics really take me back
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Jul 30, 2023 03:45
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I'm playing the Animal Crossing for 3ds and it kind of sucks? It's just pretty boring. But at least the guy says stuff like this:  Anyway thanks for that game and this thread , it's killing time for me here in this hospital.
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Jul 30, 2023 03:48
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This looks neat
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Jul 30, 2023 03:53
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I enjoyed watching this video about that game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PUCSyIkEus
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Silent hill 4 is a terrible game. Idk why so many people defend it with hour long video essays on youtube.
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