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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I suppose it's technically a sex therapist/researcher but I've never heard of a "masturbation expert" being put on the stand

Fascinating

I should really offer my services

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hiney-oh no :(

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


R-I-Pee Wee

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5rKdugyiTQ

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SdIJimk-w8

Nice.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

neato burrito posted:

mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hiney-oh no :(

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I suppose it's technically a sex therapist/researcher but I've never heard of a "masturbation expert" being put on the stand

Fascinating

We had a "masturbation expert" - or enthusiast - on the forums once...

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

A Fancy Hat posted:

Even as a kid I never understood why he was so demonized for jerking off in that porno theater. What else do you do in there?

It's mainly because it happened in 1991, when everyone else was jerking off in the privacy of their homes to VHS porn. Every joke about it basically boiled down to "Hey Peewee, ever hear of a VCR?" Except he was at the theater because he was visiting his parents and was trying to be considerate by not whacking off in their home.

Peewee's Big Adventure is still an all-time classic movie. One of those rare movies that's entertaining for kids, but is loaded with subtle humor for adults too, not just completely saccharine Barney-level crap. I think I actually enjoyed it more when I rewatched it as an adult because I picked up on everything I missed when I first saw it as a little kid.

e: And Large Marge was loving scary to a little kid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPMSGTfK4Aw

The_Franz fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Jul 31, 2023

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

neato burrito posted:

mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hiney-oh no :(

That dude died in 2021. John Paragon. He was in the groundlings with Paul Reubens along with Phil Hartman and Cassandra Peterson (Elvira).

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I suppose it's technically a sex therapist/researcher but I've never heard of a "masturbation expert" being put on the stand

Fascinating

Call in this guy

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3712671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post443885905

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Jose Oquendo posted:

Cassandra Peterson (Elvira).

woah Elvira was a groundling? cool

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I think we can at least all agree that that scene with Large Marge is legit traumatizing.

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

Haverchuck posted:

woah Elvira was a groundling? cool

Her scene in Big Adventure affected me in ways it would take years for me to discover. God bless everyone involved in that movie.

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002
One of the greatest death scenes ever. https://youtu.be/IHVh_S9NGIU?t=52

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puO1kya-OqA

love the blues brothers, the fancy restaurant scene with Paul is great

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

SonOfGhostDad posted:

Her scene in Big Adventure affected me in ways it would take years for me to discover. God bless everyone involved in that movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyhy7Z71qzE&t=91s

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Haverchuck posted:

woah Elvira was a groundling? cool

Still blows my mind that she is a 70 year old lesbian.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
He's also really good in a Cheech and Chong movie. I think this is the first time the Pee-Wee character had any national exposure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGqXf-x59Vo

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
RIP to a real one <3

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
The commentary track for Pee-wee's Big Adventure with him and Tim Burton is a great listen. He seemed like a really sociable guy with a lot of friends. It seemed like he remembered every minor actor's name in the movie and was still in touch with a lot of them. He also hand picked Tim Burton out of obscurity and launched his career with that movie.

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022
The biker bar scene alone has a lot of "that guy" character actors. A fun bit of trivia: the woman who played Simone in Big Adventure had a cameo with Reubens as Oswald Cobblepot's parents in Batman Returns.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



ripeewee

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Aww man, legit sad. I loved Pee-Wee's Playhouse and Big Adventure. Just recently introduced my fiance to Big Adventure and it still holds up.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Valko posted:

We had a "masturbation expert" - or enthusiast - on the forums once...

you don't need to self-promote Valko, it's gauche.

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
Rest In Peace , Peewee. That cup of fruit salad must be heartbroken.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

NoiseAnnoys posted:

you don't need to self-promote Valko, it's gauche.

lol

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

William Bear posted:

I remember reading once that he was annoyed that he settled on the theater masturbation case. He thought he had a strong defense: witnesses said he used his left hand, Paul was right-handed, and he had a masturbation expert ready to testify under oath that people don't masturbate with their non-dominant hand.

I wonder if it would've worked!

I jack it with my non-dominant hand, ask me anything.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

NoiseAnnoys posted:

you don't need to self-promote Valko, it's gauche.

*adds username to list*

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

NoiseAnnoys posted:

you don't need to self-promote Valko, it's gauche.

Lol

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022
now i desperately want to be able to add "masturbation expert witness" on my CV

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
I remember the news about him when I was young but it coming to me through the lens of conservative talk radio my parents and teachers lived and breathe and in this extremely exaggerated way like the story was that he whipped it out in the middle of a crowded city street and started jerking off at kids or something genuinely horrible like that.

I remember being stunned years later when the subject had come up somewhere and it was just that he was in an adult theater rubbing one out.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




SonOfGhostDad posted:

now i desperately want to be able to add "masturbation expert witness" on my CV

you can actually just lie on your CV and nobody will notice, so go ahead

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Gonna crank one out for my fallen homie Peewee

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Bad Purchase posted:

you can actually just lie on your CV and nobody will notice, so go ahead

If someone questions it, offer to prove your expertise to them.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SonOfGhostDad posted:

The biker bar scene alone has a lot of "that guy" character actors. A fun bit of trivia: the woman who played Simone in Big Adventure had a cameo with Reubens as Oswald Cobblepot's parents in Batman Returns.

:psyduck:



Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Peewee once saved a bunch of animals from a burning pet shop, even the snakes.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I liked the gag where her dream was to go Paris.

Paris, TX.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Blow was just on TV last night. I forgot pee wee wss in it.

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SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

Three Olives posted:

If someone questions it, offer to prove your expertise to them.

"So it says here that you were an expert witness for...masturbation? Tell me more about that."

Me, stands: I think it's easier if I show you

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