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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

The 2nd American Civil War has started. Will you volunteer to fight?

I think I will join the side that has the best benefits package or coolest uniforms.

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

i’m going to join the other side and kill you

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

:byodood::blaster::blastback::corsair:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Not if I kill you first

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
It's a civil war, if you don't pick a side, you'll still get put on one.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Is it like one of those hoi4 mod civil wars?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBz0jO0OzCc

ArmedZombie has issued a correction as of 20:37 on Jul 31, 2023

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Im going to be a partisan

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

i will post

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Which side gets to be superficially socialist but empower the bourgeoisie through fascism?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

ikanreed posted:

Which side gets to be superficially socialist but empower the bourgeoisie through fascism?

the new pacific coast states alliance (formerly NCR) side

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Xaris posted:

the new pacific coast states alliance (formerly NCR) side

Aw man I gotta drive all the way across the country to join up, guess I'll just go with the local openly fascist side

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


I'm on the side of the Gamer

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.
I started the war so I am one of the sides

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
The war is between Gamers and Normies. I will fight for Gaming.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


there's an american civil war every year it's called the NFL playoffs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i think ill just play the sides against each other

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Al! posted:

i think ill just play the sides against each other

sure buddy

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
who care you're getting conscripted

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


not me I'm too fat

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



I'll be a cool mercenary who wears all black with a cool skull mask. Which side will I fight on? I care not, as long as the coin is good heh heh!

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

The next American civil war will last about 10 minutes before the handful of liberals who are willing to fight are crushed (lol at imagining a left wing faction) so if you want to participate you gotta be quick

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Best Friends posted:

The next American civil war will last about 10 minutes before the handful of liberals who are willing to fight are crushed (lol at imagining a left wing faction) so if you want to participate you gotta be quick

the fascists dont need to start a second civil war, theyve ruled this country from the beginning

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
charge of the light hoveround brigade against the dug in local quidditch team

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011



this one?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
I’m training to become the fat resident evil village shopkeeper and will simply sell arms to whichever side visits my closet first

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Megamissen posted:

i will post

The combat is primarily through posting

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Al! posted:

the fascists dont need to start a second civil war, theyve ruled this country from the beginning

they think the woke ceos and far left radicals like Hakeem Jeffries are going to do trans-communism

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Xaris posted:

I’m training to become the fat resident evil village shopkeeper and will simply sell arms to whichever side visits my closet first

"ill buy it at a high price" then you trade their january 6 challenge coins for spanish money

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
just noticed this guy's drip

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Maximo Roboto posted:

The combat is primarily through posting

war has changed...
id tagged poster sitting on id tagged gamer chairs, use id tagged keybords

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

direct commission at O-4 and a desk job

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


I will defeat the other side via debate and win them over in The Marketplace of Ideas

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
I fight for the Republic of Gamers

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im going to be the guy who fucks all the marines one last time before theyre nullo'd and sent to the hydrogen farms

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'm going to be an elite sniper that kills 525 enemies. Eat that ukrainians

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the ghost of cleveland

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

better to die on my feet than game on my knees

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


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