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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

They always just said "Programmed by: Nasir" like he had just one name like Madonna or something

Back in the day I always assumed PROGRAMMED BY NASIR referred to the name of the company they hired to do the programming.

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

the holy poopacy posted:

Back in the day I always assumed PROGRAMMED BY NASIR referred to the name of the company they hired to do the programming.

Since I never played it on cartridge, only ROM, I assumed that nasir was a translator and the rom I was playing was a rom hack translation.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I got my first boyfriend in high-school cuz I was playing the 1&2 ports on my GBA during gym class and I guess that's all it took to make me appealing enough to talk to.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Turpitude posted:

oh so he is only a perv in the japanese version. makes sense

The other translations are practically "countdown 'til she's legal", though, not much better.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Zero VGS posted:

I like how one of them comes out as gay to his friends, but the Japanese devs are loving cowards so they used a way milder attribute for him to come out as instead.


I have no idea who you're talking about here,except maybe Prompto but his reveal is completely unrelated to anything.

Zero VGS posted:


https://ffxiclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Wedding_Guide

FF11 is old enough to drink, and the in-game wedding system is still only for straight characters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goYxEvy95hg


Good thing you can gay marry in XIV then, and that XVI was banned in a couple of countries for having actual homosexual characters. And XIII having heavily implied lesbian characters too... Not sure how they're cowards here.

Archer666 fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Aug 4, 2023

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Edgar in FF6 is straight up a pedo

Makes this line in Awful Fantasy even more awkward



Also this goddamn hack is almost 20 years old and has not aged well at all christ

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
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Archer666 posted:

Good thing you can gay marry in XIV then, and that XVI was banned in a couple of countries for having actual homosexual characters. And XIII having heavily implied lesbian characters too... Not sure how they're cowards here.

I see the Square Defender has logged on. From what I googled, the camera zooms out to avoid showing a gay kiss in XVI. XIII can't have had lesbian characters seeing as it didn't even have characters period, just cardboard cutouts doing weeb grunts, and a guy with a bird in his afro. I quit that game in disgust after about 2 hours. I also refuse to recognize XIV, XI was and is the better game and if they're so progressive they could have put gay weddings into it. It's literally flipping a byte to support it, lol

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Zero VGS posted:

I see the Square Defender has logged on. From what I googled, the camera zooms out to avoid showing a gay kiss in XVI. XIII can't have had lesbian characters seeing as it didn't even have characters period, just cardboard cutouts doing weeb grunts, and a guy with a bird in his afro. I quit that game in disgust after about 2 hours. I also refuse to recognize XIV, XI was and is the better game and if they're so progressive they could have put gay weddings into it. It's literally flipping a byte to support it, lol

lmao I have no horse in this race but "I refuse to recognize a game that destroys my point" is a you problem

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Zero VGS posted:

I see the Square Defender has logged on

mans instantly lost after typing these words

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Zero VGS posted:

I also refuse to recognize XIV,
guess our hands are tied then

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
anyway you've always been able to take barret on a lovely romantic gold saucer date

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Zero VGS posted:

I see the Square Defender has logged on. From what I googled, the camera zooms out to avoid showing a gay kiss in XVI. XIII can't have had lesbian characters seeing as it didn't even have characters period, just cardboard cutouts doing weeb grunts, and a guy with a bird in his afro. I quit that game in disgust after about 2 hours. I also refuse to recognize XIV, XI was and is the better game and if they're so progressive they could have put gay weddings into it. It's literally flipping a byte to support it, lol

Some story spoilers but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJc3NI4nB5s&t=52s

lol that zoom out sure avoided showing a gay kiss. Especially when it centered the camera on the gay kiss and, unless you're using an 80s CRT monitor, clearly shows them kissing.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Who is still playing XI

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I shan’t play another FF until Square allows hardcore gay porn cutscenes

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Zero VGS posted:

From what I googled, the camera zooms out to avoid showing a gay kiss in XVI.

They don’t show any of the kisses in the game in detail because animating kisses is incredibly hard and usually looks like poo poo. It pans away from more than one hetero kiss too. The only kiss in the game that happens in close up is framed so you can’t see their faces.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:

lmao I have no horse in this race but "I refuse to recognize a game that destroys my point" is a you problem

I'm asking why if it was so easy did they not go back and rectify FFXI? Which is still actively played today. If anything it bolsters my point, since the devs said FFXIV would exclude gay marriage, then added it in later. They only do the bare minimum to hush the uppity gays.

The FF7 Remake cross-dress dance sequence was... an effort at least.

As for the Prompto thing, it was like the exact opposite of the Xmen movie "have you tried... not being a mutant?"

Archer666 posted:

lol that zoom out sure avoided showing a gay kiss. Especially when it centered the camera on the gay kiss and, unless you're using an 80s CRT monitor, clearly shows them kissing.

Alright, I was only reading accounts of it. Looks like the long shot was more because the animators weren't up to the task.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Who is still playing XI

I would be if my friends didn't either quit or move to FFXIV. I guess I have a grudge against FFXIV for that reason. FFXI is straight up the best FF.

Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Aug 4, 2023

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Who is still playing XI

What the hell, they're still charging a monthly fee too????

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
the squaresoft defender.....

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
XI was released on the PS2

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Firing up the 33.6 for a quick sesh

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

XI was released on the PS2

I know, and you had to buy the PS2 hard drive to run it. Except that I didn't have to, because I already had a PS2 hard drive that was included in my Official PS2 Linux Kit.

edit: the PS2 Linux Kit also included a Playstation branded mouse and keyboard, which allowed me to play the PS2 port of Half-Life 1 with mouse/kb support.

Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Aug 4, 2023

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Imagine giving Square-Enix 10 bux every month since 2002.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
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Extra Large Marge posted:

Imagine giving Square-Enix 10 bux every month since 2002.

Several thousand well-spent on the finest content updates.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Zero VGS posted:

Several thousand well-spent on the finest content updates.

Instead of supporting those Japanese cowards, you could have donated the money to American SA instead. We're a proud dead GAY comedy forum, sir.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
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Archer666 posted:

Instead of supporting those Japanese cowards, you could have donated the money to American SA instead. We're a proud dead GAY comedy forum, sir.

I did donate... but it apparently went to Goldbelly.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

I only recognize Butz

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Zero VGS posted:


I would be if my friends didn't either quit or move to FFXIV. I guess I have a grudge against FFXIV for that reason. FFXI is straight up the best FF.

Well, you can complain that your horse and buggy aren't gay enough, I guess. The rest of us will go hang out in ff14 where canonical lizard lesbians visit our private island to pet our sheep.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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I'm replayin FF3/6 on my SNES Classic, and this time I'm trying to get as many Rages as I can, if not all of them. Also, I changed Gau's name to Thou.

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I'm replayin FF3/6 on my SNES Classic, and this time I'm trying to get as many Rages as I can, if not all of them. Also, I changed Gau's name to Thou.

its kinda nuts how Gau is like the strongest character in the whole game but he barely matters at all to the plot

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