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Paingod556
Nov 8, 2011

Not a problem, sir

Unit 731
That alone is :stare: and then you consider the US took all their research and pardoned everyone involved.

e;fb

Actual edit- lovely snype, was gonna post the plaque about Nanjing in the Japanese war memorial shrine, can't find a pic. Basically 'Japan defeated the Chinese, and entered the city to restore order... MOVING ON'

Paingod556 fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Aug 2, 2023

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Volkova III
Jan 5, 2021

Checked the article. All it is is that if you look her up on the BoP website, her "estimated release" date is about two years less than you would think. Coincidentally, it lines up perfectly with what you get for her release date if you assume she behaves herself between now and then, because you get time off your sentence for good behavior and there's an official chart for that kind of thing. It also turns out that assuming good behavior in the estimated release date is BoP policy.

So, if you ask me, that headline isn't even "misleading", it's just factually wrong.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


but if it wasn't then it wouldn't be as good of a tweet...!

Stravag posted:

They still dont acknowledge that unit 731 existed or that the rape of nanking happened last I knew.

Edit: nanking was so bad the nazi observers got involved to safeguard people

gently caress, I had memory-holed 731. Humans can be utterly wretched.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Kith posted:

but if it wasn't then it wouldn't be as good of a tweet...!

gently caress, I had memory-holed 731. Humans can be utterly wretched.

I only remember 731 because it was the title of a good x-files episode.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


e: higher quality

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Aug 2, 2023

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
freezing the limbs of living people to find out the effects on the rest of the body

very normal science and something i am glad we pardoned the good people of unit 731

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Learning about Unit 731 marked the first time I had seen the word "vivisection" used in the English language outside of UFO: Enemy Unknown and it horrified me

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Midjack posted:

I only remember 731 because it was the title of a good x-files episode.

It was mytharc, you can skip it although I do guess it was better than later entries ie watchable

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

ded posted:

freezing the limbs of living people to find out the effects on the rest of the body

very normal science and something i am glad we pardoned the good people of unit 731

a doctor nods thoughtfully and jots down on a notepad, "hurts real bad"

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Randomly here's a link to the blessed pics thread in GBS

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3847325&pagenumber=1128&perpage=40

where you can find pigs like this:
https://i.imgur.com/XmoFC49.mp4

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Here's a breaking transcript regarding Co-Conspirator #1:

https://twitter.com/seth_hettena/status/1686750210180198400?t=c-7Gl4O3eQczowr6UUdUeA&s=19

https://www.businessinsider.com/rud..._medium=twitter


quote:

Wild transcripts show Rudy Giuliani made lewd comments to his rape accuser, insulted Jewish mens' genitals, and accused Matt Damon of being gay

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\
What the gently caress is wrong with these people. Who talks like that? If you wrote that in a script as lines for a predator they'd get re-written.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
Not enough clicking and weird laughter to be a Predator, to be fair.

Reading it did make me wish for hostile alien creatures to start collecting skulls and spines, though.

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

stealie72 posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with these people. Who talks like that? If you wrote that in a script as lines for a predator they'd get re-written.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Its not even sexy, its like they watched too many porn videos and think this is how sexy talk works. Its like they learned sexy talk on a book-on-tape by some fly-by-night place.

Jesus. These people are beyond unreal.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1686544197304692737?t=rbuiw-N_lYu-a4BiQmASHw&s=19

I like how they make this look like if you can beat all five of them you get to unlock co-conspirator number six.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




:wtf:

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

COME HERE BIG TITS! THESE ARE MY BIG TITS *begins screaming like a gorilla, pounds chest*

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

I dunno what people expected after the Borat movie. Homey wasn't "adjusting his shirt". It was exactly what it looked like, and Guliani is exactly what he looked like.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


TheWeedNumber posted:

COME HERE BIG TITS! THESE ARE MY BIG TITS *begins screaming like a gorilla, pounds chest*

*smashing fists on the table, making silverware and crockery jump in time while chanting:*

TITS, TITS, TITS!

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Arrath posted:

*smashing fists on the table, making silverware and crockery jump in time while chanting:*

TITS, TITS, TITS!



GIMME SOME TITS!!!

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

“In Giuliani's June filing, he denied having an affair with Ryan, a woman who his ex-wife identified as his mistress during divorce proceedings in 2018. But in a transcript of an apparent December 2019 conversation with Dunphy, Giuliani spoke wistfully of his relationship with Ryan. Giuliani appeared puzzled by the friendship he developed with her husband, who he identified as a right-wing ex-Marine who is "a very talented painter" but "a little bit lazy."

A former Marine whose wife is having an affair with a prominent political figure?

Hopefully the FBI has at least casually looked for connections to Russia at this point.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\

bird food bathtub posted:

I dunno what people expected after the Borat movie. Homey wasn't "adjusting his shirt". It was exactly what it looked like, and Guliani is exactly what he looked like.
I guess I didn't expect a grown rear end adult and former mayor of our largest city to just yell MY TITS MY TITS like a 3 year old, but I realize I should let go of old societal standards.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
My general thought on the matter is that Rudy always got off on his own power, so figured/experienced everyone else getting the same, this why his relationships were always a wreck and in the tabloids. But that's really armchair psychoanalysis that I really don't JEWS HAVE TINIER PENISES THAN ITALIANS BECAUSE JEWS STOP USING THEIR PENISES AFTER MARRIAGE AND ITALIANS NEVER DO SO THEIR PENISES GET BIGGER OVER TIME IT'S NATURAL SELECTION BABY

https://twitter.com/JayShams/status/1686635603570327552?t=Uv0ZTBUDbgtRuEIonp3EeQ&s=19

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Lol what the gently caress did Matt Damon piss him off personally or something?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
btw Vinny Mac got raided last month by the feds related to using WWE funds to pay off women he harassed

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/wwe-boss-vince-mcmahon-hit-federal-grand-jury-subpoena-search-warrant-rcna97784

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


bird food bathtub posted:

I dunno what people expected after the Borat movie. Homey wasn't "adjusting his shirt". It was exactly what it looked like, and Guliani is exactly what he looked like.

I was thinkin the same thing.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

bird food bathtub posted:

I dunno what people expected after the Borat movie. Homey wasn't "adjusting his shirt". It was exactly what it looked like, and Guliani is exactly what he looked like.

Yup, he was fully willing to go sexpest on her. And this confirms everything.

America's Mayor.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\

CommieGIR posted:

America's Mayor.
All the dipshit had to do was shut up, let a couple books get ghost written, and take corporate speaking gigs where he'd spend 30 minutes talking about 9/11, and he would have been set for a life most of us could only dream of obtaining. Instead, he let his loving idiot sexpest id out and here we are.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

stealie72 posted:

All the dipshit had to do was shut up, let a couple books get ghost written, and take corporate speaking gigs where he'd spend 30 minutes talking about MAGA, and he would have been set for a life most of us could only dream of obtaining. Instead, he let his loving idiot lunatic id out and here we are.

Change two words and you have the man he represented.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

CBJSprague24 posted:

Change two words and you have the man he represented.

and you didn't even really have to change one of them

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Yeah id/ego is the only word I'd change

ardiem
Apr 26, 2022

bird food bathtub posted:

I dunno what people expected after the Borat movie. Homey wasn't "adjusting his shirt". It was exactly what it looked like, and Guliani is exactly what he looked like.

Incredibly, there’s a screenshot from the borat movie of that exact scene in the filing. Page 14: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23813714-650033_2023_noelle_dunphy_v_rudolph_w_giuliani_et_al_complaint_10

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code

CBJSprague24 posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1686544197304692737?t=rbuiw-N_lYu-a4BiQmASHw&s=19

I like how they make this look like if you can beat all five of them you get to unlock co-conspirator number six.

That's because it's M. Bison :bisonyes:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Wrong Theory posted:

That's because it's M. Bison :bisonyes:

Lol

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Wrong Theory posted:

That's because it's M. Bison :bisonyes:

That'd be a super hosed up way to find out Raul Julia faked his death.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1686794249483046912?t=BftLvaEFkWubEFctK3Kf5A&s=19

I want an 8x10 and t-shirt of the mugshot.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

That'll do, pig.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011




The t-shirt needs a little Joe Biden "I Did This" next to it to cause as many chuds as possible to stroke out

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Kazinsal posted:

The t-shirt needs a little Joe Biden "I Did This" next to it to cause as many chuds as possible to stroke out

If it happens and nobody beats me to it I'm making this and putting it on teepublic or something.

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