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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/BlackKnight10k/status/1686132416174272512?t=80EMk2wffOsQtbctzBPr4w&s=19

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

I'll edit this if it turns into nothing, but the DC J6 Grand Jury meets on Tuesdays and Thursdays. For some reason, all the jurors have left for the day, except for the grand jury foreperson.

Possible that an indictment was just voted out, possible that the foreperson is just waiting for an Uber. Guess we'll see!

Voted out as in rejected or voted upon?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CNN says four counts.

E- six other people charged- CNN believes four are Eastman, Giuliani, Powell, and Jeffrey Clark.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Aug 1, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

Yeah if those co-conspirators get charged, Smith is going for all of the ringleaders. Unclear if they're getting charged though.

6pm statement from Smith

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1686491591593086976?t=AGrfKSqVHmIGPhCgnbSEOQ&s=19

They speculate Giuliani, Eastman, Powell, and Clark.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

Donnie's always been obsessed about everything becoming an up-or-down vote about how awesome he is. With his backing, 2024 is shaping up to be an up-or-down vote about him going to prison or not.

Trump for Prison Bitch 2024 needs to be a shirt and hat.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Does co-conspirator lead to the possibility of "cooperate or go down with him"?

not caring here posted:

Well, clearly I need to turn over to fox new to get the real hot take on Hunter Biden's huge fun having dong then.

I briefly flipped to FOX during The Five because I apparently hate myself and Watters was crowing about "Well, if he's in trouble for LYING about the election then HILLARY..."

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1686495183322382336

^This^ was where I turned on The Five and immediately before (as in literally the sentence before) Watters' bit about HILLARY.

https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus/status/1686503225749385217

Uh, is there any other confirmation of this?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1686493395252830208?t=5JYuQdyxfuMZm88wlxsGnQ&s=19

"It's tough to own any of this when it's all just conspiracy poo poo beamed down from the mothership"

It's remarkable the number of people who realize everything he says and does is bullshit, but they keep riding the train nonetheless out of fear of an obese 78-year-old with a diet and lifestyle that could cause him to keel over at any moment.

"Look, there's no way any of this will amount to anything other than a thread title on a message board, but we don't want to be on Durr Fuhrer's bad side so..."

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1686544197304692737?t=rbuiw-N_lYu-a4BiQmASHw&s=19

I like how they make this look like if you can beat all five of them you get to unlock co-conspirator number six.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

stealie72 posted:

All the dipshit had to do was shut up, let a couple books get ghost written, and take corporate speaking gigs where he'd spend 30 minutes talking about MAGA, and he would have been set for a life most of us could only dream of obtaining. Instead, he let his loving idiot lunatic id out and here we are.

Change two words and you have the man he represented.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1686794249483046912?t=BftLvaEFkWubEFctK3Kf5A&s=19

I want an 8x10 and t-shirt of the mugshot.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CNN says the judge hasn't shown up yet, so Trump is waiting with hands folded and head down and that his attorneys are going to great lengths to hide from reporters what they're saying to him.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1687197335112335360?t=LxEhORgPGKki7YDPl-9FrA&s=19

:thurman:

e- https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1687269309934915584

:circlefap:

Also, dehumanize yourself and face to the Fourth Mattering:

https://twitter.com/GeoRebekah/status/1687247169751801856?t=3iOYRQxtu9wRdf-YJHvUYw&s=19

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Aug 4, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

pantslesswithwolves posted:

There’s probably a 19-page thread in TCC from 2010 with an average 4.14 rating where some poster talks about their experiences with a compound called 5-NMP3s-Dioxide-Ferro-Bismuth-69-DPT-dimethylbenzanote-81, which sets in motion a chain of events where goons discover that heating it to a certain temperature and inhaling it via a balloon gives the user wild hallucinations of the future or times long past. Gradually, this becomes known as “doing the Kessel Run” with posters lambasting others for not doing a high enough dose as “dumping their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.” The thread eventually dwindles off as the most prolific posters abruptly stop posting, leading many to speculate that they’ve OD’d. In actuality, they’ve discovered the first steps toward traveling through time and space, a fact that won’t be realized until archaeologists unearth a new part of the Parisian catacombs and find a slightly newer skeleton wearing a Casio wristwatch next to a much older skeleton with “MY NIGGA HAVE YOU TRIED LSD?!” scrawled on a nearby wall with the ashes of a dead torch.


I suddenly have hope for society.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm Ron DeSantis! I know lots of things about feetball!

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1687219466541629440?t=uGmVgDtxc-E5egIoncSeCA&s=19

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Another rat has fled the 2020 Election Was Rigged ship:

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1687517274981224451

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1688215568329867264?t=5Ylgzc6aN6cH-yIaKf1i-A&s=19

:smugdon:

https://twitter.com/AJDelgado13/status/1688164451743092736?t=V-YfNMGS4G9qy6mUJ2CjOA&s=19

I...uhh...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

More on the moron:

https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/1688287226990620672

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Aspirational as in aspiring to be the first American dictator via coup?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Coasterphreak posted:

I’d like to see him try to run a campaign from North Korea.

The tweets of he and those around him already feel like what would happen if Kim had a Twitter to broadcast to his people.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/bigcory00/status/1688331638697345024

I don't want to spoil any of the best lines of dialogue, but :laffo:.

facialimpediment posted:

I've yet to see any solid analysis of what exactly this order is intended to do. Apparently the trump lawyers were going to complain about the dual grand jury thing and now Cannon is bringing it to the forefront? And DOJ was showing that Nauta's attorney might have some conflicts in secret motions that Cannon tossed.

Whole thing's weird. Have to always remember that the DOJ is still the DOJ, so it's not like they're inherently good people. Hoping popehat and company come out with analysis soon.

Completely ignore the NY case. That's probably a fine and suspended sentence at most. White collar first-timers generally don't get jail in cases like those.

Both federal cases are basically 5-10 year sentences based on sentencing guidelines. Neither case is going to qualify as insurrection/rebellion and you can run for president as a felon, so disqualification is not on the table.

No idea about the GA case until it gets announced, potentially sometime this week.

Also, he can't pardon himself if Georgia becomes a big enough thing to "LOCK HIM UP!" because it's a state thing.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1688720562707734528?t=x8Nzj-yArJRMs1WBcUJY4A&s=19

TrumpThatsTooBad.gif

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ohio Issue 1 polls closed, and it took 25 minutes for Dave to say the thing:

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1689062919848288258?t=GyTL6Xz0RBvwlCmroLX7BA&s=19

Get hosed, fascists.

E- good lord, it's going down like that one recreational weed bill that even Willie Nelson said he wouldn't support.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Aug 9, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

stealie72 posted:

The one that would have made Dan Gilbert the state's biggest drug dealer?

I'm assuming that's it. It's the one that also would have given one of the members of 98 Degrees one of the 10 exclusive, irrevocable licenses to ever grow weed in Ohio, yet those partaking could still have been picked up for possession as there would have been no way possible to distinguish between the legal and illegal :420:.

I just hope that, if they do eventually legalize it here, the system is less of a clusterfuck than the medical one is.

E- Lest we forget Buddie, the smoke weed mascot!:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Aug 9, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1688965804879204352?t=MSH3koTJ7YNhy3JKSRALfA&s=19

CNN is now also reporting this.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I read this sentence several times but I don't comprehend it. Could such a thing exist?

stealie72 posted:

It was some bullshit where there would be a very limited number of licenses for growing the only legal weed in the state, and they would be given to the most hated rich assholes.

Flikken posted:

Like 10. For the whole state

Ever.

E- There was an issue on the same ballot to reinforce that monopolies were probably something we don't want, which, if I remember right, would have negated the weed issue if both passed.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Aug 9, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I don't see it on CNN, fwiw

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1689037380034895873

I think she had it on in the second half hour of her show- I was flipping between 2-3 different things.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

There was a twisted part of me that hoped issue one would somehow fall by a count of the 50% plus one they were trying to abolish and:

https://twitter.com/darreldrowland/status/1689262028223827968?t=0QyUrKn2UCsuPpUR4RwR1Q&s=19

This is a thing that actually happened in the county immediately to the east of Dayton.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1689703859936006144?t=UgECQeTwPDf84RUMuBXeZA&s=19

We might not have to wait until May* for Mattering!

*Except we probably will as he'll pull his party trick and DOJ will struggle to figure out how to get ahead of it.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/ZaleskiLuke/status/1689944421314203649?t=RV66I3YjwKEw8LD8Va6ghA&s=19

He's looking a little animatronic.

It will never not be funny to me that the GOP candidate for president continues to use a gay anthem as his hype music.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Darryl from the office finally snapped huh

I always thought it would be Dwight.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1690029222482292736?t=rhDssGk6JT1T3xdW3AaMig&s=19

See everybody next week?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

The funniest bit of the finalized protection order is that Donnie can read any of the documents, even grand jury stuff, but he can't have a cell phone/copier and he can't yammer about any of the sensitive stuff.

There are 11.6 million pages in the discovery. I'd set the over/under at donnie-read pages at 1.5 and I'd take the under.

No cell phone? Welcome to the Find Out phase.

Related, he had an interview yesterday where he said that he believed the election was rigged and used other terms to not say that it was. Little late for that move.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1690174910067261442?t=KBlbC6NoCa-tHt8DUQwKDQ&s=19

She swung for the fences in signing with his team and whiffed.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Georgia will also at a minimum allow cameras in the courtroom. There's speculation they may allow it to be televised.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Mr. Nice! posted:

Yeah I saw that Duncan got called in early, and I think Trump's truthing this morning has more to do with it than the clerk's snafu. Trump was calling out Duncan by name trying to influence him ahead of grand jury testimony.

e:


I'm surprised there's not an AI Trump post generator at this point.

All you need is a base set of some combination of political opponent attacks, attacks against networks he doesn't like, buzz phrases, and talk about endorsements, how nobody likes the person he attacks, and ratings and it could be automatic.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

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https://twitter.com/PoliticusSarah/status/1691183096064802820?t=ORQJ6Bh6QdEftuUC7PlEww&s=19

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

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https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1691222349809348608?t=HA6pAdbKLjHZBtye17vSHQ&s=19

There's a :thurman: in there.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Waiting for him to realize he can't bail himself out here if he wins in '24 and for him to say something racist about ADA DeAndre.

e- The word FORE will never be the same to him again.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Aug 15, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1691198328745213952?t=F1x9aW_KNtp6Nntl3znDzA&s=19

:circlefap:

E-
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1691230982265839616?t=g9OUTUgws8z9WcxMruwtzw&s=19

Don't stop I'm almost there oh god.

"You've pantsed me and have a shot at pushing my poo poo in, dang ol' water under the bridge?"

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Aug 15, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/Matt4VA/status/1691261347361660928?t=KBsFDl0eR_KB0_G7yjEePA&s=19

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Trump, Rudy, Eastman, Meadows, Cheese-bro, Clark, Jenna Ellis, Ray Smith, Chili(sp?), Mike Roman, David Shaver all named in the indictment.

e- But, WAIT! There's MORE!

Some other randos, Sidney Powell, more randos, Scott Hall, and the woman who supervised Coffie County's elections.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Aug 15, 2023

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