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How many of this month's B-league main eventers do you recognize without googling?
This poll is closed.
Logan Storley 16 9.20%
Brennan Ward 17 9.77%
Chingiz Allazov 13 7.47%
Marat Grigorian 7 4.02%
Bubba Jenkins 21 12.07%
Jesus Pinedo 4 2.30%
Renan Ferreira 7 4.02%
Maurice Greene 24 13.79%
Clay Collard 22 12.64%
Shane Burgos 43 24.71%
Total: 46 votes
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mewse
May 2, 2006

graph posted:

nice. what was the issue tho lol

well as a baseball expert it’s pretty obvious the base man teabagged him

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cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Snowman_McK posted:

I love that Lineker has moved on to missing weight in all new weight classes.

BOUNCE WITH ME BOUNCE WITH ME

Age age every night

teemolover42069
Apr 6, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
i hope the jake paul and nate diaz card has dogshit numbers but nate still gets paid. won't bother hoping nate diaz wins but god drat would that be funny. it's hilarious that there's zero posts about it, no gameday thread, nothing. as it should be.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I'll check it out after the fact if Nate wins, but I doubt it happens because we can't have nice things. But I hope nate just pieces him up to the body and tortures Paul for the first lot before punching him stupid and back to youtube.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

As much as I want Nate to win Jake is probably close to legit because he has infinite money and time to spend on training and from all accounts takes it seriously. Nate's boxing isn't going to translate well to bigger gloves. It's going to be, at best, boring as hell, and Jake will probably win by decision.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
can you even slap someone with full-size gloves on?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Grem posted:

As much as I want Nate to win Jake is probably close to legit because he has infinite money and time to spend on training and from all accounts takes it seriously. Nate's boxing isn't going to translate well to bigger gloves. It's going to be, at best, boring as hell, and Jake will probably win by decision.

i'm trying to remember a diaz fight on the feet that was boring.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Connor McGregor has pretty exciting fights and I fell asleep twice during the Mayweather fight. Nate Diaz isn't going to magically make boxing exciting.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
drat man that sounds like it sucks.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

i'm trying to remember a diaz fight on the feet that was boring.

Yeah I can't see it being boring. I can see dumb poo poo happening but I don't see boring.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

How can Diaz throw a double deuce in the middle of the fight when both hands are inside boxing gloves?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

AndyElusive posted:

How can Diaz throw a double deuce in the middle of the fight when both hands are inside boxing gloves?

I hope he has middle fingers painted on his gloves.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
I just turned it on and jake paul was walking out with a guy who was wrapped in bandages like a mummy or something? I'm too old for this I don't understand what I'm seeing

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I just turned it on and jake paul was walking out with a guy who was wrapped in bandages like a mummy or something? I'm too old for this I don't understand what I'm seeing

He had a mic and it looked like he was going to rap during the ringwalk, then he just didn't?

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
lol and kept holding up a can of something but it was backwards

teemolover42069
Apr 6, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
he's a mummy, he's already wrapped

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

and the stupidest fight begins

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Well this is sad.

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
drat, Nate getting demolished

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
This is so sad to watch

on the upside, I don't think the sad will be going on for very much longer

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Nate looks like he didn't train a day for this

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
er, none of that looked like it particularly hurt nate. i must not be watching the same fight lol.

teemolover42069
Apr 6, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Nate looks like he didn't train a day for this

why bother?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Nate looks like he didn't train a day for this

can't even hate, get paid, Nate

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

oh god this is 10 rounds

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I'm hoping something really dumb happens and Nate cold-cocks him but probably not

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Paul doesn't even look like he's trying to finish it, Nate is trashweight-tier-gassed and they're all smiles at the end of the round

what an amazing shitshow :lol:

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
Noted cardio machine Nate gassed by the end of round 2 lol

teemolover42069
Apr 6, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
I hope after the fight nate laughs at him and says he didn't train a day and never took it seriously and then never fights again.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
got 50 on nate by points and 50 by nate to tko in 6-10

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

This fight doesn't really start for nate for another round.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
nate if you knock him out too fast i will be really unamused.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

BlindSite posted:

This fight doesn't really start for nate for another round.

The commentators are so amazed at him warming up, I don't think they've ever watched a diaz fight

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

nate has an quantifiable charisma

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
what am I watching :lol:

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
lmao at Nate just walking around the ring

ChaosReaper
Feb 19, 2005
When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

Nate's tired as poo poo.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

ChaosReaper posted:

Nate's tired as poo poo.

No more than usual.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The Dope-a-Dope

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
I can't stop watching this stupid poo poo

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