NFC South 2023: In Search of a Winning Record

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Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

wandler20 posted:

QB1

If 6 goes down we're hosed. If 6 stays in we're hosed. We don't practice

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 17:51

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Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Shinji2015 posted:

Reich clearly misunderstood him, Bryce said that he has to roll out of the pocket often because of how uncomfortable our o-line makes him

Well they're so big, who can blame the little guy?

# ¿ Nov 13, 2023 23:38

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

wandler20 posted:

Someone called the NFCS the Baltic Avenue of the NFL Monopoly board and I can't stop thinking about how accurate that is.

A division worthy of a Mondo documentary

# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 16:14

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

BlindSite posted:

I like to think it was someone who was just at the end of their tether and went "id rather play for Arthur loving smith" and they took kt as a vote.

Probably a third-string tight end who knows he'd get starter reps in Atlanta

# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 14:48

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

shyduck posted:

this man is completely in over his head. why would you say any of this publicly and while the season is still going

My favorite part is how he says everyone in the building was OK taking either Stroud or Young in the middle of answering a question about how they scrapped the trade that would have given them the #2 so they could move up and take Young with the first instead. He's too stupid to even lie consistently.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 18:56

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

PostNouveau posted:

What were the terms of the trade to #2? Could they have kept Moore?

I know CJ Stroud looks a lot better so far, but I'm sure Stroud would also look like poo poo right now if he was playing on the Panthers.

Yeah, Moore was part of what got them the #1. And it could have been Burns instead.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 19:55

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

GD_American posted:

Why would you ever RPO in the NFL with a four foot ten quarterback

His lower center of gravity will make him harder to tackle :eng101:

# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 11:58

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

wandler20 posted:

Lol if you think the Bucs can score 24.

Hopefully this Baker revenge game'll work out better than the last one

# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 00:23

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

The NFL steps in and declares that an NFC South All-Star team will play in place of the division winner. Do they win a game?

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 17:26

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Silly Burrito posted:

Wandler without a tradeup I don't think either of us is getting Jayden.

I love the positioning of the Bears logo in this. Like even he's surprised at how this has shaken out.

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# ¿ Dec 19, 2023 18:53

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

kidcoelacanth posted:

100% of a winning team's points gotta count for something

In a downpour, too. It's not like he was kicking in a dome.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 20:31

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

PostNouveau posted:

Cueing up "In the Arms of the Angel"

https://twitter.com/JeffDuncan_/status/1737861351731597327

What's crazy is how many people wound up watching this live just because it was bonus coverage after Fox's early game

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 01:46

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Barudak posted:

Its called an opening position. Of course well accept regular beans if they offer.

Carolina has a smol bean they could offer

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 01:57

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

PostNouveau posted:

A collapse year and a NFCS champsionship are, like, a couple bounces of the ball difference

You can do both at the same time!

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 20:00

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

wandler20 posted:

Saints got their Belichick

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1747699580458983882?t=P9Z4GD-vC2_2wE3w4LQZ0w&s=19

Belichick's gonna go to the Falcons and stomp the Saints for years just to get revenge for being compared to a guy who apologizes to the other team for running up the score

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 21:11

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

FizFashizzle posted:

There was this commercial that had a quick montage of nfl fans tailgating.

Chiefs fans had bbq, Philly had cheesesteaks etc. All the fans were like �THIS is how we tailgate.�

They did a quick cut to a panthers tailgate in an apartment parking lot and some skinny white guy with a grocery store sub yelled �check out THESE sandwiches!�

That always summed it up for me

Shameful, considering Carolina bbq is the superior option

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 17:06

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:45

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

In important NFCS news, this cat's name is Bakey. Bakey Mayfield.

He's a vibes kitty :3:

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