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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

net cafe scandal posted:

IS this what happens if you eat the worms. Im not touching the drat things anymore.

He mostly just looks like that on purpose. He loves spores.

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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Looks likes worms is back on the menu. :can:



hamsauce666
Apr 11, 2018

net cafe scandal posted:

If you whoop her rear end she offers a stat boost to spare her / let her steal teh baby. And thats the form it takes. Spoilers

I guess I killed her so quickly that the "offer surrender" script didn't trigger lol. Absolutely would have taken a stat boost over saving a (remarkably ungrateful) NPC!

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

hamsauce666 posted:

I guess I killed her so quickly that the "offer surrender" script didn't trigger lol. Absolutely would have taken a stat boost over saving a (remarkably ungrateful) NPC!

Yeah I may have kicked her down a hole and never saw any of this, but am choosing instead to conclude that he just loves eating scabs and did it for fun

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I called it a scab for brevitys sake. It's a piece of her scalp with matted hair and lice on it. I suppose you think I love eating that, too.:rolleyes:



Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

hamsauce666 posted:

I guess I killed her so quickly that the "offer surrender" script didn't trigger lol. Absolutely would have taken a stat boost over saving a (remarkably ungrateful) NPC!

If you silence her to stop her from casting she can't beg for her life either lol




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

hamsauce666 posted:

Oh poo poo, can you combo this with giving an eye to the hag and fully blind your main character? Suuuper tempted to load an old save and find out...

The answer is no.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Leadthumb posted:

If you silence her to stop her from casting she can't beg for her life either lol

lol

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I figured out how the djinn at the circus was tricking people so he sent Karlach into the jungle to fight dinosaurs and she got an incredible throwing trident at the end. Incredible effort for an area maybe 10% of players will see... this game is insane

hamsauce666
Apr 11, 2018

Wormskull posted:

The answer is no.

Dang. Thank you for your service in giving it a shot, though.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I figured out how the djinn at the circus was tricking people so he sent Karlach into the jungle to fight dinosaurs and she got an incredible throwing trident at the end. Incredible effort for an area maybe 10% of players will see... this game is insane

Even the voice acting from using the speak with animals is insanely high effort. I found a side quest you can do early on where you help a random rat steal from the grove's food stores.


Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

rodbeard posted:

Even the voice acting from using the speak with animals is insanely high effort. I found a side quest you can do early on where you help a random rat steal from the grove's food stores.

Aw man I missed that one, the rats in OS2 were amazing and the ones in BG2 have been a little disappointing

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

There’s huge dungeon at the end of act 2 that’s full of rats who tell you to gently caress off and basically call you a piece of poo poo the whole way, but i kept talking to them in case one of them had a quest.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Knuc U Kinte posted:

There’s huge dungeon at the end of act 2 that’s full of rats who tell you to gently caress off and basically call you a piece of poo poo the whole way, but i kept talking to them in case one of them had a quest.

when you fight them, and kill one of them, they all surrender and go "ok don't gently caress off, but leave us alone you rear end in a top hat" lol

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


rodbeard posted:

Even the voice acting from using the speak with animals is insanely high effort. I found a side quest you can do early on where you help a random rat steal from the grove's food stores.

there's a pigeon in the outskirts of baldur's gate who talks like a ww2 fighter pilot, absolutely rules

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

Mekchu posted:

when you fight them, and kill one of them, they all surrender and go "ok don't gently caress off, but leave us alone you rear end in a top hat" lol

Lol I kept bugging them and following them to the bottom of the pit and they loving ganged up on me and summoned like 5+ waves of rats. super easy fight obviously but jfc I was annoyed with them and considered reloading lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Hehe if you steal stuff as animal people just tell the other party members to put a leash on your drat dog.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Frankly everyone, I have to say, I kinda think Gale is epic lol. I was too hard on these guys at first.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Wormskull posted:

Frankly everyone, I have to say, I kinda think Gale is epic lol. I was too hard on these guys at first.

He's a sweetheart. And his plight is relatable.



Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

Frankly everyone, I have to say, I kinda think Gale is epic lol. I was too hard on these guys at first.

The main reason I think he’s a dick is that he’s always making jokes but he loses approval if you make fun of him.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Knuc U Kinte posted:

The main reason I think he’s a dick is that he’s always making jokes but he loses approval if you make fun of him.

His jokes are wholesome and well-meaning so I’m not surprised.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

His jokes are wholesome and well-meaning so I’m not surprised.

He does stick up for you if get scolded by elminster for cracking wise about his orb.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

That diet Gandalf mother fucker actually pissed me off when he invited himself to my camp and whined when I didn’t personally escort him. Then he cracked wise about eating all my cheese and crawls up my rear end when I joked about gale getting blown up. Dnd wizards just be like that I guess.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Gale has grown on me. I hate elminster but it was funny that he came all this way with a message from gales ex telling him to kill himself

Lunchmeat Larry fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Sep 22, 2023

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006


Lol




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lmao

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

Lmfao yelling at the books and then they immediately explode

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

I’m going to kill this *** wizard lol

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
unexpected lol at leaving karlach at camp and her saying to me "fine, guess i'll be here at camp, eating dirt or whatever"

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

prayer group posted:

unexpected lol at leaving karlach at camp and her saying to me "fine, guess i'll be here at camp, eating dirt or whatever"
They got me with a cheap lol when she talked about burying her fat shits.

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013

SirSamVimes posted:

protip for avoiding horny writing: don't talk to everyone in the brothel, the place where sex happens

yup. and dont choose the sex freak options when their presented to you. its your fault you even looked at them, honestly


thanks for the epic sig el spider

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013

P-Mack posted:

there's so much energy on capturing authentic tabletop D&D vibes and then they add in the authentic vibes of the tabletop game that you ghost after one session cause the DM is an obvious sex offender


thanks for the epic sig el spider

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

Lol knock is so good

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

Lol using the djinni’s thunderwave to launch the bhaal cultists under sanctuary on the platform rules

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The new mirror they put in to change your appearance looks mad cheap and stupid lol.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

There’s a fricking guy everyone’s talking about in Baldurs Gate who sounds like he’d do it for you. Why the mirror besides that the guy would be in act 3. Just put him in a goblin camp or the zhentarim outpost or something.

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

79hr later and I finally beat it. can’t wait to replay

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

started a evil run and bear mode halsin insta gibs one of the goblin kids when he breaks out. why are u trying to trick me into thinking youre a real bear still lol

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