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This is the Baldurs Gate 3 thread. Im downloading it.
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Penis C, here.
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Aug 4, 2023 03:05
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Forest Gnome wizard here clocking in at about 3ft tall with giant disgusting hands and a circumcised wiener on tactician difficulty.
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Aug 4, 2023 03:10
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been looking at an exposed brain too long. this game is kind of gross already lol
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Aug 4, 2023 03:42
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Fungah! posted:gently removed it with my bare hands too let me know how many ppl you save on the ship. . ----------------
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Aug 4, 2023 05:34
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had to split the party right after the ship. my gnome is too short to jump, can't fight the creatures near him without dying because he has 5 hp, and cant sneak because hes a wizard. i take someone i saved from the ship who isnt 3 feet tall and split her off to jump up a bunch of rocks that the gnome cant traverse lol. she finds a group of bandits and persuades them to leaving her alone to get enough exp for the party to get to level 2. i then give the gnome the level 1 spell that enhances jump, prepare it, and reunite the party lol.
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Aug 4, 2023 05:55
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grieving for Gandalf posted:I'm playing on tactician with a human Eldritch knight and it's sick so far but all of my guys are basically swinging wildly at enemies and never hitting them. I have the tiefling barbarian chick just so she can use a subclass that has an aura that gives you advantage on attack rolls 
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Aug 4, 2023 14:53
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Mekchu posted:it took like 13hrs to download (lol australian internet) but finally made my gnome monk in honor of 135lb mma fighter scott jorgensen lmfao same on the internet download lol to the character creations. My wife was Like why can you choose your penis and is there a bunch of sex in this game so i just made my 'guide / guardian/ w/e/' look like my wife since she was looking over my shoulder lol ----------------
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Aug 4, 2023 14:54
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buffalo all day posted:i ended the ship w three ppl in my party…? Idk if I missed anyone. Crushed a brain with my bare hands though lol i got the cleric girl..the alien orc that thing that looks like the bartender down the street..and i had that brain as a companion lol. there were like 2-3 cultists that i could not figure out how to save  some girl in a pod that when i tried to save her got instantly turned into a mind flayer and after the ship crashed i stomped on the ships captains head after nearly giving in to his desire to take my body ----------------
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Aug 4, 2023 14:56
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the alien orc girl was trapped in a cage. i convinced the tieflings to leave so i could lower her down.....but then could not figure out how to lower the cage lol. tried shooting an arrow at the rope of the cage, using the 'help party member' button, tried using mage hand to open the door, looked for crates to stack up to grab her..nothing. so i left to see if i could find some other way-killed some goblins-and when i returned the cage was empty and broken and my journal said i left her to her fate lol.
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Aug 4, 2023 14:58
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Wormskull posted:The genitalia stuff makes me feel like it’s all a ruse to be a porn game. It’s a shame, along with the humour. I don’t know who that option is for but it wasn’t me lol. Yeah, but I've had a lot of pretty sweet moments in the game that already makes it fun as hell. There's a chapel close to the beginning of the game with like 7 different ways to get in from what I've gathered lol. Lotta options at every turn. And theres something really fun about rolling the dice and seeing your bonuses applied to it. ----------------
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Aug 4, 2023 15:36
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I think devs leaning into fandom/meme poo poo is pretty dumb but I'll probably get it at some point anyway. Yeah its loving fail but the good parts are outshining the AIDS so far. Maybe the world has just made me soft now, or maybe the allegorical mind flayer worm that represents the covid vaccine is slowly turning me into a soy boy beta cucklet thirst trapping rizz for goblin glizzy. ----------------
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Aug 4, 2023 15:37
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Game just pissed me the gently caress off because it involuntarily made me kick the poo poo out of a squirrel. gently caress you
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Aug 4, 2023 15:49
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extremebuff posted:my only question is, is the pathing still dumb? in divinity 2 chars would get stuck on something trying to move to a target and then they go "oops cant go! I skip my turn!" it drove me loving crazy not so far lol. a bugbear assassin ran right at a party member of mine and pushed them the gently caress off a cliff dealing like 20 damage and killing them instantly. it was sick as hell ----------------
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Aug 4, 2023 16:34
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grieving for Gandalf posted:lol the cage had a 'Weak Bottom' ... kind of like some guys around here 
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Aug 4, 2023 16:45
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someone needs to spank all of these tiefling kids
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Aug 4, 2023 16:46
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a bunch of demon gen z hair cut imps running around torturing druids and sassing me with poo poo like 'ok boomer' every time i try to stop one of them for getting thrashed by guys in leather wife-beaters for stealing poo poo like all the tik tok looting videos you see is enough to make a character go from chaotic good to the demoniousx guy postal 2 mode
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Aug 4, 2023 16:52
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i found the tik tok house of the gen z tieflings and im going to fill it with toxic gas and then arcane lock the exits so that they die
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Aug 4, 2023 16:53
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P-Mack posted:This sounds like AIDS in a good engine is that basically how it is Its fun. ----------------
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Aug 4, 2023 17:01
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think ppl are being a little too hard on it in here o _ O O _ o
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Aug 4, 2023 17:01
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Sub-Actuality posted:lol this game sounds loving cool yea ! the mind flayers are cool, do you like the mind gobblins? ----------------
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Aug 4, 2023 17:16
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 Funny hill to die on, boomer. Cringe, quite frankly. Get out of 'ere before the mind gobblins get you.  You mean mind flayers? I've never heard of a mind gobblin Mind gobbling these loving nuts?  Critical failure. ----------------
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Aug 4, 2023 17:22
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Mekchu posted:don't let tld know, but there's also gambling opportunities in this game theres also gay sex ! ----------------
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Aug 4, 2023 17:22
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Mekchu posted:just had to beat off a vampire trying to touch me in my sleep found a stone cold boar guy with 2 small puncture wounds on his neck...exsanguinated.  no one is safe
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Aug 4, 2023 22:51
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ah, clearly the tiresome dandy that looks like a dedicated follower of fashion in my party is a vampire as well
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Aug 4, 2023 22:54
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anyone else have hag eye X _ O
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Aug 4, 2023 23:44
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buffalo all day posted:Lol he’s my pc, the rest of the party was troubled when he started feeding on a random brain in combat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgCU3rC6tqU&t=98s ----------------
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Aug 4, 2023 23:58
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thought it meant release the gnome, not make him fly off the windmill to his death. reloading lol
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Aug 5, 2023 00:24
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its hosed up when the goblins are a lot more likeable than the stupid rear end tiefling kids im expected to be saving. talking to a goblin right now about a beautiful litter of pups hes got
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Aug 5, 2023 01:17
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right arm posted:looking at my orc's weiner lol happy friday ----------------
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Aug 5, 2023 02:02
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Aug 5, 2023 02:02
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this game doesnt loving let up. ive defiled myself so many times and already compromised my own beliefs.. I'm hag eyed, branded by the absolute, and i have literal poo poo all over my face
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Aug 5, 2023 02:03
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didnt know how to kill the scrying eye so i just pushed it off the cliff lol
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Aug 5, 2023 21:36
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lol @ killing the 3 Goblin Leaders quest I got a sick rear end set up
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Aug 6, 2023 00:30
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Aug 6, 2023 00:31
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and at the ladder to me is a druid shapeshifting as a Cave Bear protecting me lol
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Aug 6, 2023 00:31
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hmm after killing the 3 bosses instead of walking through the front door in a losing fight i just made a camp then took a way point back to the grove..feels like cheating or like im not supposed to do that
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Aug 6, 2023 02:07
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cant tell if everyone in the camp thats a dude is trying to have sex with me or
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Aug 6, 2023 02:36
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yep. THe girl said wow you two guys looked cozy over there, blood must be hot. Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 6, 2023 02:39
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this is exactly what happened in loving pathfinder 2. I thought some guy and i were just becoming bros, having some laughs, and slamming beers- and then he tried sexz0rzing me.
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