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Most heterosexual baldurs gate player.
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Wormskull posted:You’re making this game sound like poo poo and making me look like a horse’s rear end. Knock it off. Lol
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Aug 5, 2023 00:40
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Lol
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Aug 7, 2023 01:27
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Aug 8, 2023 23:49
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I wanna restart because immediately after the intro I met a companion with the same race, class, background and haircut as my guy
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Aug 9, 2023 01:40
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You somn of a bitch
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Aug 9, 2023 04:59
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Wife walked in on (blighted village) the scene where a bug bear is loving a troll and just started yelling “gross gross kill them!” And called me a pussy when I tried to apologise instead
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Aug 11, 2023 01:54
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right arm posted:Lol I’m still in act 1 Same.
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Aug 12, 2023 10:37
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P-Mack posted:So, uh, how does this play with a controller It’s not bad, but I think mouse movement is better because the ai avoids traps and poo poo on the ground that you might not notice running around with the controller.
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Aug 12, 2023 14:14
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Played mp with a normie friend and he murdered the entire druids grove by attacking the bear guarding the ritual because the carny kids stole his whole inventory.
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Aug 13, 2023 16:33
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tmfc posted:going to see if my dell business PC from 2017 that i took from the recycling pile at work can play this after i get paid My pc is that old + underspec and runs it. I subbed to a month of geforce now just in case and that worked too.
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Aug 14, 2023 02:48
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Carrying on with my fortnite buddy’s mp game. Druids grove: all the tieflings killed fighting the druids, Druids mopped up by us. Wyll: killed by one of the Druids before recruitment. Astarion: killed during a camp scene. Before we logged off last session he started a massive fight in the goblin camp throwing stones at a bear that turned out to be Halsin and every goblin came to our aid and kicked his rear end. The main quest is just “find a githyanki creche somewhere” it loving rules.
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Aug 16, 2023 16:18
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Mekchu posted:i apparently missed there's a bdsm dude in the goblin temple on my first playthrough and am so happy i just murdered that freak the first time i found them Nice. I’m going to have gay sex with him.
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Aug 17, 2023 03:52
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insane anime posted:hope he enjoyed trading his life as a stupid rear end wizard for that of a hermit who sits outside of my party in the campsite 24/7 waiting for me to accidentally click his dialogue This.
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Aug 17, 2023 04:34
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Fucker posted:me a few hours into my "kill every annoying retard i find" playthrough of a larian game
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Aug 17, 2023 07:48
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goferchan posted:Lol I spoiled myself on someone being a recruitable companion by pickpocketing them and seeing they had the key ring, alchemy bag, etc Same but after killing them. I think they were super evil anyway. Dunno if I could have recruited them without doing some seriously hosed up stuff.
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Aug 19, 2023 02:40
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I don't want to read posts like this
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Aug 23, 2023 16:02
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Man recruiting Karlach after destroying the grove is loving wild lol
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Aug 24, 2023 01:09
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Wormskull posted:She told me to gently caress off, mate. I helped those paladins kill her and there’s a whole rear end scene around it.
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Aug 24, 2023 09:07
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insane anime posted:why would you destroy the grove? it seemed to me like the nice guy thing to do would be to protect it from the goblins. is it because they kick the tieflings out? i never even considered that they should have a right to stay lol..or something else My mp buddy tried pushing past the Druids at the beginning and a big rumble popped off.
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Aug 24, 2023 09:08
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Off work with the funny meme disease and started playing this properly to distract myself and immediately felt so overwhelmed the world started spinning in circles Aids?
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Aug 24, 2023 10:50
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Finally got to the tiefling camp party and yup Gale offers to show me a magic trick and suddenly everyone asks me if I’m going off to the forest to have gay sex with him.
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Aug 25, 2023 15:03
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Kongming posted:Wonder why this keeps happening. Lmao
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Aug 25, 2023 21:32
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Food Boner posted:Feel like a shower after lyzael did..stuff to my character Pussy.
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Aug 28, 2023 07:15
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A FESTIVE SKELETON posted:I killed the dog on accident in my evil game lol, but had to remake my game because the multiplayer got bugged out and assigned a non-origin character to the wrong person This crap made me stop my necromancer because I’d have to leave my zombies outside town or have every npc run around like an annoying rear end in a top hat when I’m trying to talk to them. Bard has been by jam hence.
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Sep 9, 2023 01:09
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Fortaleza posted:I keep karlach around because she's cooler than lae'zel and is one of the only characters clearly having fun being an adventurer, like you're supposed to Laezel is a funny r*tard which is the most important trait in these kinds of games.
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Sep 15, 2023 00:36
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Pragmatica posted:i did it. i am done. Pussy.
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Sep 15, 2023 13:25
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oh, and Gale broke up with me to
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Karlach is a little flat but she's an absolute blast in combat. I gave her tavern brawler and the gloves + ring that enhance throwing and she now just kills enemies by throwing them into each other. I just did this in the last light kidnap fight which was set up narratively to be hard, but Karlach just picked up the main guy and threw him into the mobs over and over until everyone died. I prefer Laezel but I’m benching her after doing the crèche.
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Sep 15, 2023 14:34
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net cafe scandal posted:Yea I’ve been surprised by how frequently some little mocap flourish on a line of dialogue will make the entire exchange feel real. Even random goblins have verisimilitude to them. Very easy to get into the RP mindset The goblin at the windmill sticks out for this, as well as the prisoner in the Druid grove. The goblins kick rear end and I’ll definitely do a psycho absolutist run one day.
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Sep 15, 2023 14:36
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net cafe scandal posted:Rereadingthe first half of the thread and lmfao Lol
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Sep 15, 2023 20:28
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Wormskull posted:I've started a few different charactersbecause I have a sickness about these kinds of games and it's so sweet how much it feels like they've managed to allow whatever motivates your RP to blossom into actual godliness or whatever, and most parts of the gameplay don't outstay their welcome. Lord Larian has done it again. Same here. I finished Skyrim once and have 500 hours because I kept restarting to make new characters. I’ve made like 10 characters in this but I’m sticking with a redemptive dark urge bard.
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Sep 16, 2023 07:40
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I wish pillars of eternity made me feel like this but there’s something annoying about the way it’s made. Like it’s made for dudes that care more about stats than rping or something I can’t put my finger on.
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Sep 16, 2023 07:42
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When she calls you zhak vo'n'ash duj 🥵
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Sep 17, 2023 03:38
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You get a chiev for leaving act 1. Act 2 doesn’t start until you enter the shadow cursed lands.
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Sep 17, 2023 20:27
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There’s huge dungeon at the end of act 2 that’s full of rats who tell you to gently caress off and basically call you a piece of poo poo the whole way, but i kept talking to them in case one of them had a quest.
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Sep 19, 2023 23:22
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Wormskull posted:Frankly everyone, I have to say, I kinda think Gale is epic lol. I was too hard on these guys at first. The main reason I think he’s a dick is that he’s always making jokes but he loses approval if you make fun of him.
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Sep 22, 2023 03:21
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Wormskull posted:His jokes are wholesome and well-meaning so I’m not surprised. He does stick up for you if get scolded by elminster for cracking wise about his orb.
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Sep 22, 2023 04:23
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That diet Gandalf mother fucker actually pissed me off when he invited himself to my camp and whined when I didn’t personally escort him. Then he cracked wise about eating all my cheese and crawls up my rear end when I joked about gale getting blown up. Dnd wizards just be like that I guess.
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Sep 22, 2023 04:58
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