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8923
Aug 9, 2023

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laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Beware the "enjoying visual novels" to "becoming a pedophile" pipeline

8923
Aug 9, 2023


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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Is he picking his teeth with half a bat.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

If every dating and sex game was taken off of Steam it would become a billion times better

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Heaven Will Be Mine is good if you're cool with playing as a selection of disaster bisexuals who fight and make out in giant robots

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

everyone itt (including me):

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Just play Tokimemo, it's basically Doom for the genre

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Das Boo posted:

Is he picking his teeth with half a bat.

Broke the other half off in someones rear end. :dukedog:

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
in divinity dragon commander you can marry a skeleton which is quite top tier

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Ahundredbux posted:

in divinity dragon commander you can marry a skeleton which is quite top tier

Now that's what I call boning.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Fire Emblem Awakening

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Ahundredbux posted:

in divinity dragon commander you can marry a skeleton which is quite top tier

In Thea 2 you can marry a skeleton and it will give birth to rats. It will also give you an STD.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Buttchocks posted:

In Thea 2 you can marry a skeleton and it will give birth to rats. It will also give you an STD.

Google is telling me not enough about this. I’d really like to know more.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Life.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
If you want a good dating simulator, never play anything made by Westerners :smug:

nice obelisk idiot posted:

steam is just grody now. it recommended me a furry inflation thing because i played Bloons Tower Defense. gabe, please present me with more relevant perverted material if you want my $5.99 or whatever. thanks.


I played Wolfenstein a few times and now Furry Hitler is being recommended to me.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Beat Banger

8923_4
Aug 10, 2023
the one with the same page 1 megathreads for more than 4 years

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
I swore off dating after Barret.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
There's probably a Stardew mod that lets you grow dates.

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

Crusader Kings 2.



Clorinda and I

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

kirby's adventure

Goffer
Apr 4, 2007
"..."
https://archive.org/details/GetTheGirl_1020

Get the girl, a game that emulates the goon experience

"So that's where that smell is coming from"

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
dating sims are a dime a dozen. what you need, my friend, is acclaimed third wheel and marriage counselor simulator facade

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
I was curious about the romance scenes in Baldurs Gate 3 and wow its basically straight up softcore porn now huh

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

dsf posted:

I was curious about the romance scenes in Baldurs Gate 3 and wow its basically straight up softcore porn now huh

it's an endless cascade of rear end

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

les enfants Terrific! posted:

dating sims are a dime a dozen. what you need, my friend, is acclaimed third wheel and marriage counselor simulator facade

Very accurate description.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

dsf posted:

I was curious about the romance scenes in Baldurs Gate 3 and wow its basically straight up softcore porn now huh

I'm constantly having to fend off advances from my party members at every interaction and it's legitimately annoying as hell. Is this what being a woman in the workplace is like? Better let that elf rogue down gently, you're going to be working with him for the rest of the adventure.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

roll a 15 or higher to cum

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


bossy lady posted:

roll a 15 or higher to cum

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


Deus Ex

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

deus sex :cool:

sun glasses to a night operation if you know what I mean

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

prod with the prod... ;)

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Goffer posted:

https://archive.org/details/GetTheGirl_1020

Get the girl, a game that emulates the goon experience

"So that's where that smell is coming from"

I struck out three times in a row and gave up. Anyone else got lucky with one of the pixellated babes in this game?

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Date Farm Tycoon, not to be confused with Farm Date Typhoon Adventures.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Love Plus made a dude marry his DS so maybe that one?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

did the thread ever come together and agree that pacaplus is the only dating simulator worth playing? checking in because i’m too lazy to read today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxksHa8XFSg

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Baldur's Gate 3 is the one to beat now.

Wile E. Toyota
Jul 18, 2008

Under no circumstances should you be proud of someone for wearing flip-flops.
The real answer is the System of a Down dating game

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Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Lovers of Aether



Released on April Fool's day as a joke, featuring the cast of Rivals of Aether, it was a real and playable furry dating sim with a shocking amount of effort put into it.



The soundtrack also slaps.

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