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It's an honest question I have an extremely ugly toilet plunger that I won't get rid of because it's big and helpful What do you fuckers have that is ugly but you won't get rid of
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I have an extremely ugly [OPs mom] that I won't get rid of because it's big and helpful
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Aug 5, 2023 05:49
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Something Awful dot com poster WAR CRIME GIGOLO
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Aug 5, 2023 05:52
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*boomers into the thread* **Borat voice** Maaa wiiiiiiiife
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Aug 5, 2023 05:56
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Aug 5, 2023 06:02
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Yo momma LOL!!
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Aug 5, 2023 06:10
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*turns off monitor*
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Aug 5, 2023 06:23
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Bad tattoo of a syphilitic penis
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Aug 5, 2023 06:25
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I bought a sony pvm years ago when nobody cared about them and they were still cheap. It's ugly as hell but produces a nice picture for my old video games so it goes nowhere until it dies.
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Aug 5, 2023 07:02
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Just because its "ugly" doesn't mean you should dispose of it.
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Aug 5, 2023 09:02
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I have an armchair I found on the sidewalk. Someone must have thought it ugly but I think it's good!
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Aug 5, 2023 09:08
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An antique gas heater that came with the house when I bought it. I wanted to replace it with a nicer log burner, but apparently I would need to renovate to install one. So currently my living room looks like something straight out of the year 1850.
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Aug 5, 2023 09:25
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My whole body, I'm quite attached to it Also a pile of old laptops, mostly Thinkpads
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Aug 5, 2023 09:49
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What if you saw a handsome plunger that was just as big and helpful as your current one, OP? Would you switch?
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Aug 5, 2023 10:00
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laserghost posted:My whole body, I'm quite attached to it Do you have a little mouse nob?
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Aug 5, 2023 10:11
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yeah but it doesn't work anymore I'm afraid 
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Aug 5, 2023 10:20
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ill never get rid of my ducknana statue
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Aug 5, 2023 10:23
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The only thing I "Inherited" from my grandparents: This oversized novelty fork and spoon. It hung in their dining room and I vividly remember when I took it down circa 1997, there was a perfect outline of it in smoke on the wall.
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Aug 5, 2023 10:52
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My monitor It keeps showing me a disgusting unlovable creature when my computer is off but I need it to do stuff
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Aug 5, 2023 13:03
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Already tossed all that poo poo out op lol, it's just stuff, and the memories fade away like turds in the river. 
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Aug 5, 2023 21:13
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A really really ugly mutant looking clay piggy bank that my wife made when she was 7. Looks like it's crawled out of a John Carpenter movie. She won't let us throw it away.
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Aug 5, 2023 22:03
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I have a 35" Toshiba CRT and a 32" Toshiba CRT. The 32" one has component inputs so that's cool. I also have like 3-4 Pentium 4 era Thinkpads.
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Aug 5, 2023 22:11
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all of the items that i own
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Aug 6, 2023 01:43
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A shrunken head. My grandfather got it in Ecuador or somewhere further south around 1930. Literally smuggled it back to the states in his pants. Competing native tribes did it as ceremony, but learned they could sell them to white tourists for what equated to them as a small fortune. Like $50. So they killed each other and sold heads as tourist trinkets. It's small, about the size of your fist (skull was removed of course). The skin has darkened from a deep brown to almost black color over the years. It's eyes and mouth are sewn shut. It still has a full head of hair, though it's a bit wispy. It was put in a glass display case where it rests on a post that goes into it's neck. It's haunting to even think about it. I gained ownership of it years ago when my parents put their estate into a trust and had me, my brother, and sister there to go over the fine details. Brother and sister did not want the head at all when it came up, so I begrudgingly said I'd take it. Otherwise ownership would fall to my eldest aunt who said she would give it a proper Christian burial. I'm pretty sure the dude wasn't Christian. It resides at my parent's place in the attic. I'll have to take possession when they both pass. I have no idea what I will do with it, other than put it in my attic. I checked ebay and there are a surprising number of shrunken heads for sale for a lot less money than you'd expect. There's a small hand written tag in the case and I tried finding if the tribe or descendants still existed; and they do not. I called the cultural contact for the country and asked if they would want it back, and they essentially told me, "lol, No. We have so many of those we have no idea what to do with them." I'll have to take possession someday, but short of a decent pile of money, I guess I get to have a shrunken head in my possession in the future. It's gnarly as heck.
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Aug 6, 2023 03:25
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Incredible post
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Aug 6, 2023 06:12
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why you have company over don't miss the opportunity to say "say hello to my little friend"
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Aug 6, 2023 06:20
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The shrunken head is cursed. Burn it or it will destroy your life, Internetjack.
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Aug 6, 2023 06:22
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i have an ash tray that is also some kind of animal’s foot—like, a real beefy cow or buffalo or something—and it’s hideous and smells really bad in a way that cleaning doesn’t fix; but, i will always cherish and grip on to it, because it belonged to my best friend/roommate/weed dealer from back in college and he specifically said he wanted me to have it when he was dying from cancer right after we graduated such a psychic weight on this thing. if there were objects of import to those in the afterlife, like the fetters that keep them bound to this world, this weird smelly ashtray is one of them for sure
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Aug 6, 2023 06:41
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Father_Smeg posted:A really really ugly mutant looking clay piggy bank that my wife made when she was 7. Looks like it's crawled out of a John Carpenter movie. She won't let us throw it away.  
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Aug 6, 2023 06:45
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Imagine getting your freaking head chopped off and shrunk a hundred years ago for a tourist souvenir and now some goon has it in his attic because he can't find anyone to pawn the drat thing off on
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Aug 6, 2023 15:40
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Final resting place is in a cardboard box with some old SNES games, a buster sword letter opener, and a Yu-Gi-Oh card collection
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Aug 6, 2023 15:43
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https://youtu.be/dbXrXNhS2Lw
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Aug 6, 2023 15:45
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Over 20 years ago, someone gave my wife a lizard Christmas ornament. It's the ugliest ornament you've seen, about 6 inches tall, with a lizard standing up in a tux and spats, and a star on a spring coming out of his head. It's so ugly we HAVE to keep it, and it's the first ornament on the tree every year.
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Aug 6, 2023 17:13
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Canuckistan posted:Over 20 years ago, someone gave my wife a lizard Christmas ornament. It's the ugliest ornament you've seen, about 6 inches tall, with a lizard standing up in a tux and spats, and a star on a spring coming out of his head. It's so ugly we HAVE to keep it, and it's the first ornament on the tree every year. pics?
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Aug 6, 2023 17:17
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pencilhands posted:pics?
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Aug 6, 2023 17:23
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First time?
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Aug 6, 2023 17:26
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Is that a Buster Scruggs reference?
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Aug 6, 2023 17:27
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Canuckistan posted:Is that a Buster Scruggs reference? Indeed.
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Aug 6, 2023 17:29
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Hide the shrunken head in a box of old clothes and drop it off at the goodwill imo That lizard ornament is not ugly, it is beautiful
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My mother has given my adopted Africans American daughter an assortment of "black" Christmas ornaments over the years. Quanity over quality for sure. The "Black Angel" tree topper is universally hated for the awful robes and the shrunken head facial appearance. We pull it out every year, get a unanimous gently caress no, and stick it right back in the box.
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