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bossy lady posted:Scratch and sniff goatse postcards. Million dollar idea what do they smell like?
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Aug 5, 2023 23:27
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Saw a neckbeard in the wild wearing a "mommy milkers" t-shirt just walking around woolies. Im very against wearing stuff "from a thing".
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Poohs Packin posted:Saw a neckbeard in the wild wearing a "mommy milkers" t-shirt just walking around woolies. rare sighting of a voluntary celibate
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Poohs Packin posted:Saw a neckbeard in the wild wearing a "mommy milkers" t-shirt just walking around woolies. He was probably hoping someone would notice and validate his life choices
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Aug 5, 2023 23:37
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ive done two pieces of goatse based art may i post them here inline, thank you
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Internet Old One posted:Fun fact: search reveals SA still talks about goatse multiple times a day. Think of how many people are still spoken of so much so long after their deaths even by family. Kirk Johnson dying from shoving a basketball into his rear end in a top hat was just a rumor.
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bossy lady posted:He was probably hoping someone would notice and validate his life choices Yeah I just kept my distance didn't want to catch Incelphalitis
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talk about a demotion
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Found this at the Punk Rock Flea Market in Philly the other week: bonus:   
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It’s more likely than you think!
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Aug 6, 2023 02:32
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Where can I score some meatspin boxer shorts?
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Where can I score some meatspin boxer shorts? That's all boxer shorts but it requires coordination
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Lt. Cock posted:I found where she bought it in case anyone wants one 
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What did she say when you called her out on it? Did she somehow not notice the decal or was she fully aware she was flaunting a mans distended anus across her chest?
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Aug 6, 2023 05:22
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did she stick her tongue out and wiggle it like the devil?
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Beartaco posted:What did she say when you called her out on it? We were worried she’d be crazy about it but she was very reasonable about leaving. Click the link, that image is like the whole front of the shirt. You can see inside of him from a distance. We were so busy that she managed to make it well past our front desk in the crowd before anyone spotted it.
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Aug 6, 2023 05:26
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gently caress u OP cop rear end mfer
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Chinatown posted:gently caress u OP cop rear end mfer
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aw, come on, op isn’t a cop. they’re a bumbling mr bean type at best. all just walking by and stumbling into some wackiness
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There were many small children running around and a giant gaping rear end in a top hat was lumbering though the crowd.
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Chinatown posted:gently caress u OP cop rear end mfer
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Lt. Cock posted:There were many small children running around and a giant gaping rear end in a top hat was lumbering though the crowd. yeah we know youre fat as poo poo OP
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Lt. Cock posted:There were many small children running around and a giant gaping rear end in a top hat was lumbering though the crowd. see? they’re still bumbling
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Rockman Reserve posted:you have the best fuckin av  I liked the art myself, and have been told who it is but sadly that information escapes me presently. I am fairly sure the original is not animated though, and the third eye effect on the cat and rainbow limbs are edits before I ran into it.Lt. Cock posted:Pennies Ahem
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Rugikiki posted:It’s more likely than you think!
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The spiders were brought in to get rid of the centipedes
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Today at work Kirk Johnson himself walked in. I said “Sir, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to show you out the door.” “No it’s fine I’ll see myself out.” He replied, before crawling inside his own anus and disappearing.
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That man loves his job more than most of you will ever love anything, including your own children
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Would you kick someone out with these?  
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Those shirts are from this amazing account https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard
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The bedazzle starburst commanded my attention E: I think the blur is for us to not feel threatened by his left hook. Dude can mediate a situation My Dad Nintendo fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Aug 7, 2023 |
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Chinatown posted:yeah we know youre fat as poo poo OP 
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 https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/kirkj#_tabAboutMesays Kirk was active 3 days ago. Kirk ain't dead. He probably just had to give into the doc's recommendation and now doesn't stretch his butthole anymore. He no doubt wears Depends to hold his poop in
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Scrotum Modem posted:
there was an entire thread about this https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4028684
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Lt. Cock posted:Today at work Kirk Johnson himself walked in.
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