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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Hopefully he's just come out of retirement.

Eh, that's a stretch.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Hopefully he's just come out of retirement.

too many mousetraps and too few hours in the day

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


The one jar guy is still doing his thing, I can absolutely believe goatse is still stretching out his booty hole in the ol retirement home he’s stuck in

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

edit nah

My Dad Nintendo fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Aug 7, 2023

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Ziv Zulander posted:

The one jar guy is still doing his thing, I can absolutely believe goatse is still stretching out his booty hole in the ol retirement home he’s stuck in

p sure the retirement home is stuck in him

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

BigBadSteve posted:

Kirk Johnson dying from shoving a basketball into his rear end in a top hat was just a rumor.
There's no way that would kill him. I believe in him.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


ChubbyChecker posted:

p sure the retirement home is stuck in him

The goatse/rorschach crossover I never knew I wanted

BIG DICK DADDY
Sep 13, 2007

Heidely-ho, neighbor!

Can't recommend it OP, it stretches too easily

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Scrotum Modem posted:

:nws: https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/kirkj#_tabAboutMe

says Kirk was active 3 days ago. Kirk ain't dead. He probably just had to give into the doc's recommendation and now doesn't stretch his butthole anymore. He no doubt wears Depends to hold his poop in

Goatse, light our darkest hour

Gimmick Poster
Aug 29, 2006
Don't look at your carpet; I drew something awful on it

Mozi posted:

Eh, that's a stretch.

I dunno. It has the ring of truth.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

McSpanky posted:

Goatse, light our darkest hour

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4028684
This is a very informative Kirk Johnson thread with a very authoritative Kirk Johnson megapost by Ambassadorofsodomy on page 4

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