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paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
and invaded iraq

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Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Al Gore is the name of a toilet. Topic locked.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


he would have been right to do so

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
america didn't deserve 9/11 (pejorative)

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
yes OP but he would have down is mournfully

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


in this reality Green Day never makes the album American Idiot (2004)

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
he probably woulda hosed it up somehow

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
an inconvenient truth abojt 9/11: i did it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
civilian casualties re-euphemized from collateral damage to carbon offsets

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
dying for gores green oil profits

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
al gore: i invented 9/11

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
apple wins the iraq war contract over halliburton

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Does he still guest star on futurama if he masterminded 9/11?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
he put 9/11 in a lockbox

snl APPLAUSE light shines brighter than a nuclear blast

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

al gore would ahve turned those towers into dust before the end of may

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Yeah but he would have read my pet goat right side up!!!!!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
instead of becoming one of history's greatest monsters, gore got to keep pretending he cares about the environment. so really, bush did him a favor by openly stealing the election.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
the hijackers had a shared hotmail account they would use to communicate with each other by leaving unsent drafts

hotmail is on the internet

al gore invented the internet

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
he did

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Al Gore flew united 93

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
al gore would have done 9/11 but wouldn't have done WTC 7

owned OP

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Poppers posted:

Al Gore is the name of a toilet. Topic locked.

topic lockboxed

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

"big al" gore

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Nah while Al Gore would have absolutely continued the Neoliberal project the particulars behind 9/11 and the Iraq invasion are unique to Bush's heretical evangelical brainworms. Something bad would have happened but it wouldn't be 9/11

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i would have done it too

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

entirely unnecessarily and purely for the reason that he was a demented lib and loved george w bush, Al Gore went on a media tour in 2003 telling everyone he could how wonderful george w was and how, had al gore been president, he would have done exactly what george w did

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

I think bush sr did 9/11 out of love for his son

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

We all did 9/11.

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Edmund Sparkler posted:

We all did 9/11.

I twin towers your rear end and slut mouth

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Ultra Carp
I hope he still does

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
He would've stood close to others who did it and claim he did it

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Is there anyone here that wouldn't have done 9-11?

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Weka posted:

Is there anyone here that wouldn't have done 9-11?

I would have done it twice

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

fart simpson posted:

i would have done it too

hell,

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Al! posted:

an inconvenient truth abojt 9/11: i did it

Al!

(the exclamation mark connotes excitement)

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

my bony fealty posted:

I would have done it twice

a 9/11 every day until my demands are met

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

paul_soccer12 posted:

and invaded iraq

And then lost reelection anyway

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Nothus posted:

And then lost reelection anyway

every time you don't vote for al gore, I'll vote for him thrice

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

hell I remember how in the 00s a big dem talking point about the iraq invasion was how bush wasn't doing it legally, which implies that if he went through the proper procedures they would have been cool with it

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Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Bill Bradley should’ve won 2000

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