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Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Post hole or I’m going to destroy your twink rear end

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Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Lpzie posted:

dont understand why knowing sin or wisdom or whatever made adam and eve ashamed and they covered themselves? based on what did they get this from? it's not even natural, nothing else in the garden wore clothing i assume.

When they ate the apple they became more like God and the serpent, but knowledge is not wisdom. When they were naked and innocent god was not ashamed of them, but when they shed their innocence and conceived of shame, shame came to them, and the fruit of innocence and eternal life were cut off from them

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

When they ate the apple they became more like God and the serpent, but knowledge is not wisdom. When they were naked and innocent god was not ashamed of them, but when they shed their innocence and conceived of shame, shame came to them, and the fruit of innocence and eternal life were cut off from them

bummer, real dick move

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

kinda weird one guy decided the naked form was bad (the Creator too) and had to be hidden.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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That was all on those two idiots. They gained knowledge of what they didn't have, generally. The finest raiment is found by laying in a field of flowers, but that would occur only to the wise.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


the Lord looked down upon the junk He had made, and did cringe

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Lpzie posted:

kinda weird one guy decided the naked form was bad (the Creator too) and had to be hidden.

it's because genitals looks gross and stupid lpzie

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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God was pissed that they were covering that junk up anyway, if they had just stayed naked and played it cool he may not have ever noticed one missing knowledge apple

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

God was pissed that they were covering that junk up anyway, if they had just stayed naked and played it cool he may not have ever noticed one missing knowledge apple

to be fair to adam and eve, no one had invented lying to your parents yet so they were really bad at it

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

to be fair to adam and eve, no one had invented lying to your parents yet so they were really bad at it

Lying would have been wise, and they lacked wisdom, yes

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
godbotherers please hush. let’s get the thread back on topic

Poppers posted:

Post hole or I’m going to destroy your twink rear end

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I'm shaming all of you

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

discuss should start at the roots

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im going to scream a word of power at hitler's balls. by the time you read this you will have already learned he has only one testicle remaining

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Al! posted:

im going to scream a word of power at hitler's balls. by the time you read this you will have already learned he has only one testicle remaining

al! make a cspam dating thread it's time, lobster spurts said its okay

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Gravid Topiary posted:

al! make a cspam dating thread it's time, lobster spurts said its okay

that's a level of cringe even i fear

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
bump

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

tokin opposition posted:

a world with genitalia is a world with sin, embrace zardoz

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

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mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

HA HA HA HA HA HAO HA

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