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Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Sign me up, never played fantasy before so I'm sure I'll do super well!

# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 12:01

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:12

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

I'm not going to overthink it - with the first pick in the draft, Bjork Bjowlob selects the future Jets Superbowl MVP Aaron Rodgers - QB - NYJ.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 20:13

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

YOU BLEW IT.

I'll probably end up with a Taco-level roster, but I'm all in on the Jets this year baby

# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 20:29

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Gonna be a desolate wasteland by the end of the second round

# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 00:07

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Not really liking the look of the WRs/RBs at this point (and/or I'm not knowledgeable enough on past AFC East players to dig up a secret banger), so I'll go with some safer picks to lock down part of the roster.

With the 12th pick in the second round (24th overall), the We have Namath at home select the Dallas Cowboys D/ST (via Stephon Gilmore).

With the 1st pick in the third round (25th overall), the We have Namath at home select Tyler Bass - K - BUF.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 22:27

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Guess it's time to draft some scrubby RBs and WRs - I'll post my picks in a bit

# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 22:57

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

I'll take Devante Parker - WR - NE and Dawson Knox - TE - BUF with my next two picks.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 09:01

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Dangit, thanks for catching that, new pick coming right up

edit: I'll instead go with Mecole Hardman - WR - NYJ.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 14:14

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

kalensc posted:

I'll take Dallas, D/ST, via Ex-BUF/NE Stephon Gilmore

Sorry kalensc I already picked the Dallas D/ST at the end of the second round

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 16:25

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

In best-ball fantasy, is it possible to have a player rostered twice (e.g. once as WR and once as FLEX) if they are your highest scoring flex option? Or are your best two WRs picked for the WR slot and your remaining WRs compete for the FLEX roster spots each week?

# ¿ Aug 18, 2023 07:37

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

I'll go with:

Matt Breida, RB, ex-MIA and ex-BUF

and

Latavius Murray, RB, BUF

# ¿ Aug 18, 2023 17:19

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Sifting through the discount bin at the local vintage store, the We have Namath at home dig up:

Jonnu Smith - TE - ex-NE

The second pick is awaiting a clarification from the commish.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2023 07:57

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Professor Funk posted:

I was thinking about Bam. I think he's going to get cut. But there's so much RB depth around the league he might just end up back on the Jets' PS and not getting meaningful snaps anywhere else. I guess that's the reality of this draft though lol

Yeah I was on the fence a bit, but with Israel's injury and Bam seemingly offering something different to Michael Carter, I took a chance on him either making the gameday roster as a relief/change of pace guy, or showing enough that he'd be picked up by another team if he hit the waiver wire.

fsif posted:

I had Blackshear in mind, too, and was similarly dismayed. So that makes at least three of us that did deep research on an RB for a really lovely team that had fewer than 100 scrimmage yards last season.

This is a sicko safe space, there's no shame here

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Aug 21, 2023

# ¿ Aug 21, 2023 16:11

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

These picks brought to you by Ourlads.com - Ourlads, helping degens find their lads since 1983.

With pick 12 in the 10th round and pick 1 in the 11th, the We have Namath at home select:

Breshad Perriman - WR - ex-NYJ, current IND

and

Brandon Bolden - RB - ex-NE, ex-MIA, ex-NE again and now finally LV

# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 23:02

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

For the longest time, you've been asking: Who is the degen to take Denzel Mims after his double injury.

I am That Sicko.

Denzel Mims - WR - currently rehabbing in his driveway, ex-NYJ

Quintin Morris - TE - current BUF

# ¿ Aug 26, 2023 17:16

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Nice, Bam Knight got picked up by the Lions - here's hoping he gets elevated off the practice squad sooner rather than later

# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 21:31

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Didn't see either of these guys taken:

Kirk Merritt, WR, NO, ex MIA
Braylon Sanders, WR, current MIA

# ¿ Sep 1, 2023 07:42

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

I just realised that I'll be picking the Mr Irrelevant of this draft, which given the parameters must be Mr Unrecognisable or Mr Who?, dangit

# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 07:23

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

For Mr Unrecognizable, I'll hold my nose and roll the dice on N'Keal Harry, former NE and currently on the Vikings' practice squad.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 07:48

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Docjowles posted:

Perfect choice for a draft where we started taking guys I had never heard of like 5 rounds ago

First round pedigree!

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 15:27

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Cowboys D scoring 40 got me hopeful that I'd squeak out a W against mcmagic ... until I saw that Tyreek was on the other team and he went HAM this week :/

# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 12:41

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

fsif posted:

Tua ... mediocre QB ... less valuable than the true superstars

Shots fired

# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 19:21

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

I'll have to get used to the basement I guess, I needed Rodgers to be at least passable to be competitive

# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 10:33

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

I was surprised that I still had almost a 40% chance to win this week even with Rodgers out, but then I see I'm up against IPS who basically doesn't have a QB anyway

The rest of their players are still enough though

# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 12:05

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

And now he's been ruled out. Congratulations on your win.

Looks like Sleeper updated and gave you the W anyway :smith:

# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 12:06

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Looking over the last couple of games, I'm honestly not sure how mcmagic doesn't win this league (unless Hill goes out with an injury)

Back down at the interesting end of the table, we have the best 0-2 team (me) up against the worst 1-1 team (fsif) - you're going down buddy

# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 20:24

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

Back down at the interesting end of the table, we have the best 0-2 team (me) up against the worst 1-1 team (fsif) - you're going down buddy

Was feeling pretty confident about this until the Cowboys defense put up a single point and Mike White slipped into the end of the Miami game to throw a quick tuddy

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 10:07

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

I absolutely did not expect Jonnu Smith to be carrying my team each week but here we are

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 18:10

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

kalensc posted:

Just like I anticipated, Zach throwing TDs to Lazard and Uzomah. My odds of winning have skyrocketed to 1%!

I'll gladly trade a fantasy loss for a Jets W, go hard Lazard

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 03:31

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Docjowles posted:

mcmagic riding Zach Wilson to victory is the greatest possible outcome of this league

If mcmagic wins on the back of Zach they should have to write a love poem to him at the end of the season

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 18:50

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

N'Keal Harry has been elevated from the PS, prepare to lose thoroughly Fate Accomplice :hellyeah:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 09:24

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

N'Keal Harry has been elevated from the PS, prepare to lose thoroughly Fate Accomplice

It was going so well for me in this matchup until the SNF between Dallas and the 49ers, with FA rostering the 49ers D and me the Dallas D. The 49ers dominated, Dallas turned into a pumpkin, and I failed to even crack 30pts. GG Fate Accomplice

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 10:28

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Sleeper projections have me as the slight favourite in the matchup with the 5-0 Docjowles - might pull off the upset here :pray:

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 19:19

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Hoping for a Mecole Hardman resurgence after he lands back in KC - he was doing dick all on the Jets so really any production is better

# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 20:47

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

The weekly wooden spoon triple crown is mine! Lowest points in win, narrowest victory, and underachiever are all going to the top of the trophy cabinet. I'd like to thank Jonnu Smith, Matt Breida, and Latavius Murray for their (lack of) effort in ensuring that the We Have Namath At Home take home the timberware this week.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 01:35

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

taste might upset mcmagic this week after he came out of TNF with 41pts off two players (Allen/Kincaid)

Will the dream season come to an end for mcmagic, let's see

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 07:08

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

t a s t e posted:

I hardly think I’m the only person on this site who will upset Mcmagic this week

Kinda get the feeling that mcmagic upsets other people more frequently than they upset him, at least going by his custom title/probe history

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 08:25

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

I'm up against mcmagic this week and the Sleeper app is giving me what seems to be a very optimistic 43% chance at the W

Zach going down to the third string is a minor blessing at least

# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 16:40

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Lol at the Raiders dumpstering the Chargers so badly that Brandon Bolden comes in for a nice tuddy

Gonna dodge the toilet bowl semifinals thanks to that effort

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 20:07

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:12

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Godammit looks like I'll be heading to the toilet bowl

# ¿ Dec 25, 2023 16:26

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