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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Mr Trump, mow down that lawn
 
Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

 That guy's kind of weird. Is that meant to be disrespectful? I thought grave grounds were supposed to be well manicured.

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It lets the golf course technically count as a graveyard for tax purposes. He doesn't actually care about the grave.

Lol yeah bury my bitch ex wife on the golf course so I get a write off but I'm not paying to mow the lawn! Who cares? The bitch is dead. D-e-d, DEAD. Anyway, democrats. And Ron Desantis is a loving meatball. Yeah I got your classified documents right here, judge *grabs crotch*

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Agent Escalus posted:

And neither do her kids, apparently.

(Yes, it could also be a situation where Don and Eric and Ivanka just play along with The Beast's whims lest they cross him and get disowned, but even so, there's nothing stopping any of them from paying a gardener themselves to tend to her.)

I have no idea wbat kind of woman she was, so maybe they hate her. If the kids are like their dad they're pathologically selfish and would bury Donald in a garbage dump if it didn't hurt their ambitions.

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