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Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Title says it all folks. Pure freaking politics.

My platform:
- Economics (ftw)
- The secret service shows up at the doors of posters I personally dislike to paddle their asses red
- One thread disappears per day :ninja:

And since nobody else is running I think that seals the deal. Time for my coronation buttons please.

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mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
you've got my vote

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

That's 100% of the vote. Time for my buttons vyelkin.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
Mayor Dave is the only possible choice

81323_2
Aug 14, 2023
still on page 1

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

im not a voter but all the best

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
veto

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

obvious puppet of big post

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Is the rear end padling available for anyone, or does someone have to earn your ire first?

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Abongination posted:

Mayor Dave is the only possible choice

Nice weird ballsack avatar dude. Not.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Mayor Dave is cspams MAYOR, that's not a president you dang rube. Frankly it's an insult to his memory.
I'm voting twice for Poppers

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

if you give me the $600 biden owes me I'll vote for you

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
do we get free poppers

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
:toxx: for mayor dave

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i like popplers better

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Xaris posted:

do we get free poppers

Yes.


Perhaps.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

another electorialism deadender smdh

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Weka posted:

Mayor Dave is cspams MAYOR, that's not a president you dang rube. Frankly it's an insult to his memory.
I'm voting twice for Poppers

wow not even one page in and the voter fraud has begun

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
thats president mayor dave to you

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Subverting the will of the people. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

why am i voting for poppers? well...she seems like the kind of candidate you could have a beer with, y'know?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
legalize ketamine and circuit parties

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

legalize ketamine and circuit parties

Done.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

cardio is important

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
I will vote for whoever promises to send me the most money, regardless of their intent to follow through

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Just checking up on the campaign.. got this flyer on my front door.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlg16A7Fk08

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

thats right

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

AxGrap posted:

Just checking up on the campaign.. got this flyer on my front door.


Poopers obsession with posting hole is making more sense now

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Red Baron posted:

I will vote for whoever promises to send me the most money, regardless of their intent to follow through

TO will send you infinite dollars, as the budget allows. Can "poopy" poppers say the same?

This post bought to you by Everyday Homosexuals for tokin opposition PAC and does not reflect the views of tokin opposition or her campaign. All rights reserved. By viewing this post you agree to seen all future posts now and forever everywhere in the universe.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Red Baron posted:

wow not even one page in and the voter fraud has begun

It's a direct attack on our democracy, and therefore good.

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
let's go poppers

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

circuit parties

i thought that was a party where everybody shows off their arduinos but bing disagrees

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Gravid Topiary posted:

i thought that was a party where everybody shows off their arduinos but bing disagrees

Oh theyre showing off something alright

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

Oh theyre showing off something alright

yes they show off how good they are at dancing i'm not a complete naf

vote poppers 2024: a hole in every post and a post in every hole

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
can we get a vote check

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

With every pro Poppers post I gain more political legitimacy

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Economics is some math poo poo and you can gently caress right off

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
gently caress the office of president.

It's just fake rear end reality tv show poo poo with the added fun of being able to kill a lot of people,
that the TV watching public can pointlessly argue about.

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