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skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

I dont evne know maaan

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
To take a hot, frothy, pre-diabetic amber colored piss OP

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

EorayMel posted:

To take a hot, frothy, pre-diabetic amber colored piss OP

jar that poo poo up. poster boi/gurl piss

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
To post, why else??

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Better than not waking up OP.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I can't not, it seems

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
can you even prove I fell asleep

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
is sleep even real? Big Sleep has a lot to answer for

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Weed op, I havnt figured out how to smoke in my sleep yet

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

free hubcaps posted:

Weed op, I havnt figured out how to smoke in my sleep yet

You could have an entire room of smoke, piped in at measured rates.

Pink Mist
Sep 28, 2021
Seems to be in fashion

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
cannabis use can interfere with REM cycles and you don't dream properly

smoke too much and your dreams will come true :)

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
med pass

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Private Cumshoe posted:

cannabis use can interfere with REM cycles and you don't dream properly

smoke too much and your dreams will come true :)

All of my dreams are about fantastic adventures in the big city with all these friends and it's fabulous.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

To feed and love my cats.

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

You Are A Elf posted:

To feed and love my cats.

I also love your cats, op

post them (only if u want 2)

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

redshirt posted:

You could have an entire room of smoke, piped in at measured rates.

I always get weird ones that are either outright sand and depressing or im some weird gray area where I wake up like "wtf was that?"

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Either my dog farted or the alarm went off.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Because I can't stand dreaming and I'm thirsty.

But a better question is Can you wake up in the morning?

Kingoffrogs
Aug 14, 2023
These termite mounds won't build themselves...

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Gotta work and pay bills I guess

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

To bang, slang dope and smoke it too

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

To bang, slang dope and smoke it too

never get high on your own supply

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

covidstomper58 posted:

Because I can't stand dreaming and I'm thirsty.

But a better question is Can you wake up in the morning?

we may need another thread

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
because the lord hasn't taken me away yet.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
It's to organize and analyze my tax records and the tax records of my ancestors dating back to 1682, until the magical time of year in mid-April which makes it all worthwhile comes around again: Thomas Jefferson's birthday.

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

nice obelisk idiot posted:

It's to organize and analyze my tax records and the tax records of my ancestors dating back to 1682, until the magical time of year in mid-April which makes it all worthwhile comes around again: Thomas Jefferson's birthday.

amen

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Jose Oquendo posted:

because the lord hasn't taken me away yet.

the new zealand pop singer lady? wish she'd take me away I like her songs and she probably can get me on a private jet or some poo poo

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


dang alarm

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I usually don't OP.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i dont know, no one will tell me :(

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Neurochemicals and electrical signals, op.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Coffee

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
I don't know how to stop

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Gotta pee.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Because I need money to do the things I want to do, and also because my cat forces me to

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Seth Pecksniff posted:

Because I need money to do the things I want to do, and also because my cat forces me to

Your cat forces you to make money? That sounds like a pretty rough relationship you two have.

Quote
Feb 2, 2005
My dog tapdances at the foot of my bed and will not stop until I get up. He actually doesn't even want anything he just lies down on the couch downstairs while I get ready.

He just wants me vertical for dog reasons.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I am still asleep

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Is waking up not a reflex for people? I don't need a reason to wake up; as long as I'm alive, I figure my eyes will just open on their own, even if I don't get out of bed right away.

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