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I was in an important business meeting, and while talking to the clients my boss Harvey made a loud wet fart. I asked, concerned “do you need to check yourself?” The clients laughed thinking I was joking, but sadly I was not. Now my boss Harvey is angry with me, and I’m not sure what to do  I would also like to know how Harvey could have bettered this situation.
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Aug 14, 2023 21:52
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you should quit
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Aug 14, 2023 21:53
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everyone should quit their job right now
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Aug 14, 2023 21:54
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you should have farted too. then it wouldn't have seemed so out of place.
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Aug 14, 2023 21:56
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Jose Oquendo posted:you should have farted too. then it wouldn't have seemed so out of place. I simply think he should not have made the wet fart. It was uncomfortable for everyone involved
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Aug 14, 2023 22:01
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If he was a real boss he would have committed ritual suicide to atone for his shame and you would have assumed his place of power.
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Aug 14, 2023 22:03
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if Harvey's anger with you seems to subside and he starts calmly flipping a coin, flee immediately
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Aug 14, 2023 22:06
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Flowers for QAnon posted:I was in an important business meeting, and while talking to the clients my boss Harvey made a loud wet fart. I asked, concerned “do you need to check yourself?” The clients laughed thinking I was joking, but sadly I was not. Now my boss Harvey is angry with me, and I’m not sure what to do Nothing wrong with being concerned about your boss. Next time there's a secret santa make sure to get him diapers. I'm sure he'll appreciate it. Obviously, what anyone would say Harvey should've done to better this situation is to stop eating 4 beefy 5 layer burritos on lunch break. Like, godamn Harvey, let a nigga BREATH for once. P.S. Your boss's name is Harvey, I'm not sure how much wrath he is capable of. Kingoffrogs fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Aug 14, 2023 |
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Aug 14, 2023 22:14
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Harvey should've farted hard enough to reach over 15khz which is difficult for old people to hear.
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Aug 14, 2023 22:27
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did he gas out the room full of clients
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Aug 14, 2023 22:28
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MrQwerty posted:did he gas out the room full of clients The smell was moderate
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Aug 14, 2023 22:31
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I’m glad Harvey has found gainful employment after his long stint in prison.
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Aug 14, 2023 22:53
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m glad Harvey has found gainful employment after his long stint in prison. Never should've taken that hooker home, amiright or amiright?
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Aug 14, 2023 22:56
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Sid Vicious posted:everyone should quit their job right now definitely been feeling this vibe lately yeah.
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Aug 14, 2023 23:00
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Farted at work today. Felt good, smelled horrible. Just another normal day.
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Aug 14, 2023 23:02
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It's times like this you have to stand up for your boss and the dignity of your company. Times like this that you must covertly place a chocolate donut under your own tookus and without hesitation spring yourself onto the meeting table and proudly and loudly proclaim, "YOU AIN'T COOL UNLESS YOU SHART YOUR PANTS! YOU AIN'T COOL UNLESS YOU SHART YOUR PANTS!" this and all the while stomping and making dominant eye contact with each member of the meeting until you know every tight balloon knot in the room has loosened up to let free the watery flatulence within.
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Aug 14, 2023 23:12
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So did he wreck himself?
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Aug 14, 2023 23:14
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Harvey Fartman
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Aug 14, 2023 23:16
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Can you give me Harvey's number I have something important to ask
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Aug 14, 2023 23:17
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Fart louder and wetter to assert dominance btw
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Aug 14, 2023 23:17
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Real unfortunate to do that in front of clients during the tour at the dick sucking factory
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Aug 14, 2023 23:18
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Toxic Mental posted:Fart louder and wetter to assert dominance btw This. Harv is weak for the way he followed up. There's blood in the
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Aug 14, 2023 23:23
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Everybody farts op
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Aug 14, 2023 23:25
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okay now that you've quit your jobs, send any money you have to me
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Aug 14, 2023 23:29
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Sid Vicious posted:okay now that you've quit your jobs, send any money you have to me I don't have any money, I sent it all to a Nigerian prince who needed to buy a plane ticket. He said that he'll send me 25000$ back though, so I'll get you then.
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Aug 14, 2023 23:54
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Smugworth posted:Everybody farts op Even girls?
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Aug 14, 2023 23:55
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i dont believe the story in the op because they dont really make guys called harvey anymore
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Aug 14, 2023 23:57
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The trick is to hold it until someone's walking through the office right behind you, then cropdust that joint
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Aug 15, 2023 00:04
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that’s an old school power move op I bet your boss used it to negotiate a more profitable deal with the client
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Aug 15, 2023 00:16
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Toxic Mental posted:Fart louder and wetter to assert dominance btw Just go all out and poo poo your pants. What are they gonna do, poo poo their pants MORE?
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Aug 15, 2023 00:38
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If anyone ties to complain about me taking too long in the bathroom, I yell I'm taking a poo poo and changing MY TAMPON. YOU WANNA COME IN AND CHECK?' They will 110% leave you alone after that.
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Aug 15, 2023 00:46
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You asked your boss if he pooped his pants in front of clients?
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Aug 15, 2023 00:55
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What sequence of tones do I fart into a phone to get free long distance calls
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Aug 15, 2023 01:09
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Always be closing. 
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Aug 15, 2023 01:09
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Sophy Wackles posted:You asked your boss if he pooped his pants in front of clients? Yes, it felt relevant in the moment
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Aug 15, 2023 05:17
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Toxic Mental posted:Can you give me Harvey's number I have something important to ask (800) 500-5200
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Aug 15, 2023 05:19
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You should check Harvey yourself and verify if he had a wet fart or not OP.
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Aug 15, 2023 05:21
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Toxic Mental posted:Fart louder and wetter to assert dominance btw Can farts T-pose, or do farts while T-posing possess an integral additional dominance? T-pose while farting loud, wet, and with the smell of a truly carnivorous diet. Scare domesticated animals. Make children cry.
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Aug 15, 2023 05:27
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Cubone posted:if Harvey's anger with you seems to subside and he starts calmly dry farting, flee immediately
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Aug 15, 2023 06:15
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You should have helped Harvey blame it on the chair so that he could save face
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