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Flowers for QAnon posted:I was in an important business meeting, and while talking to the clients my boss Harvey made a loud wet fart. I asked, concerned “do you need to check yourself?” The clients laughed thinking I was joking, but sadly I was not. Now my boss Harvey is angry with me, and I’m not sure what to do Harvey could have countered with the traditional "No slugs no returners" or with "He who smelt it dealt it."
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Aug 15, 2023 11:02
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I would also like to know how Harvey could have bettered this situation.
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Better out than in
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Aug 15, 2023 11:08
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Op has your boss promoted you to official company diaper checker yet? Since you seem to be oh so concerned with the contents of your colleagues' pants
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Chief McHeath posted:that’s an old school power move op I bet your boss used it to negotiate a more profitable deal with the client 
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Aug 15, 2023 12:13
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Could've just ignored it, but alas edit: Also, the thread title led me to assume this was going to be a Buzz Killington situation, where someone running a meeting tries to be lighthearted and they take offense or something
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Aug 15, 2023 13:58
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instead the boss tried to be lightfarted and failed, shame
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Aug 15, 2023 15:54
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The Hello Machine posted:Since you seem to be oh so concerned with the contents of your colleagues' pants I hear this a lot
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Aug 15, 2023 18:26
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i’m sick and tired of these meek, dry, pathetic business farts today, wokeism surely leads us along a road of ruin i yearn for bygone days where workmen understood hierarchy and power as nature itself, where the thunderous reverberations of an unashamed clap mingled with hushed and awed “yessirs” and “right away sirs”, yielding to instinct and proper deference
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Aug 15, 2023 19:04
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clearly this business degeneracy is the toot of all evil
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Aug 15, 2023 19:34
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you should have bigged up his fart and cheered it on and made it seem like an amazing super good businessman move, gaslight the client until he believes it too. your boss would have been so pleased you could have gotten a promotion you absolute maroon
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Aug 15, 2023 20:01
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you should have bigged up his fart and cheered it on and made it seem like an amazing super good businessman move, gaslight the client until he believes it too. your boss would have been so pleased you could have gotten a promotion you absolute maroon Hell yeah neotribalism. 
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Aug 15, 2023 20:02
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Boss makes a fart I make a toot That’s why I’m destined To forever lick his boot
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Aug 15, 2023 20:04
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making GBS threads your pants is a business power move, because it says "Client, your satisfaction is more important than my pants being a poo poo-free zone." It's called "The Fart of the Deal", read a book. EDIT: it's so powerful, the more I think about it. Like, it sounds like he was willing to bet on a dry air biscuit, which could still be parpy or stinky. No fucks given. "If you're doing business with me, you are family. I will gas this room. gently caress you, I love you." Disco Pope fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Aug 15, 2023 |
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Aug 15, 2023 20:34
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American Farto
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Aug 15, 2023 21:15
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unquiet making GBS threads
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Aug 15, 2023 21:17
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Thoughts and Prayers for Harvey
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Aug 15, 2023 21:27
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Wet piss in an important business meeting
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Aug 15, 2023 21:28
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when i was a child it seemed like culturally speaking any mention of making GBS threads and farting were taboo in most social and professional settings but now i see ads for products that are directly about making you poo poo better or enjoy making GBS threads more, bidets and weird little footstools and just regular old toilet paper with a new marketing line. so its only a matter of time until wet farts are not something that happen by accident in a business meeting but are the subject, or the product
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Aug 15, 2023 21:32
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Earwicker posted:when i was a child it seemed like culturally speaking any mention of making GBS threads and farting were taboo in most social and professional settings but now i see ads for products that are directly about making you poo poo better or enjoy making GBS threads more, bidets and weird little footstools and just regular old toilet paper with a new marketing line. so its only a matter of time until wet farts are not something that happen by accident in a business meeting but are the subject, or the product Wup rear end Produkts
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Aug 15, 2023 21:39
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Harvey’s poo poos
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Aug 15, 2023 21:42
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cloggin up the goddamn shitter (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 15, 2023 21:44
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Commit the Freudian slip of saying "This guy is just farting it in."
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Private Cumshoe posted:unquiet making GBS threads
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Aug 15, 2023 21:56
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You demonstrated to the clients that a) Your boss does not usually fart loudly at meetings and b) his suboordinates are genuinely concerned for his wellbeing. He should be thanking you
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Aug 15, 2023 21:59
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Personally call every gaddamn client that was on that call. Inform them that fart wasn't for them and that they should be honored to have been present to even a digital recrearion of your boss's flatulence
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Aug 15, 2023 22:18
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We have a bell when someone farts at work and it's ringing so often I think I've got tinnitus.
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Aug 15, 2023 22:31
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numberoneposter posted:We have a bell when someone farts at work and it's ringing so often I think I've got tinnitus. Everytime the bell rings, an angel's rear end in a top hat sings!
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Aug 15, 2023 22:37
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Since there's dry ice Is there such a thing as dry piss?
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Aug 15, 2023 22:46
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Ghetto SuperCzar posted:Since there's dry ice Is there such a thing as dry piss? Even just the concept makes my urethra hurt 
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Aug 15, 2023 23:01
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Cousin Todd will know what to do
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Aug 15, 2023 23:10
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Bad Purchase posted:i’m sick and tired of these meek, dry, pathetic business farts today, wokeism surely leads us along a road of ruin I work from home and when my wife came though the door today she was shocked by how much the living room smelled. I had been farting all day. I think my lunch may have been off. Phoneposting from the shitter now.
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Aug 15, 2023 23:23
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Overdog posted:American Farto Fart Men Shartsession Glenfarty Glenshits Fart Street The Wolf of Fart Street Orifice Space The Orifice: An American Fartspace Trading Farts Fart Club Brewster's Farts Dilfart Farts to Shits Fifty Shades of Brown Monsters Stink
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Aug 16, 2023 00:18
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Disco Pope posted:Fart Men Forget it Harvey, it's Fart Town
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Aug 16, 2023 00:20
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Bridget Jones's Diarreaha
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Aug 16, 2023 00:21
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Disco Pope posted:Fart Men rear end to the Future Gone With The Wind
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Farty Harvey
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Fart Wars: A New Harvey
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Aug 16, 2023 04:27
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Harvey Fart: Wetter, Longer & Uncut
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You've gotta maximize profarts with a diverse fartfolio, OP.
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