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Big Mac
Jan 3, 2007


Ghetto SuperCzar posted:

Since there's dry ice Is there such a thing as dry piss?

you've never made powder? kids these days, I tell ya

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Disco Pope posted:

Bridget Jones's Diarreaha

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Overdog posted:

rear end to the Future
Gone With The Wind

I was trying to stick to films and shows with a workplace and business settings, but yes.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

dervival posted:

instead the boss tried to be lightfarted and failed, shame

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

Disco Pope posted:

I was trying to stick to films and shows with a workplace and business settings, but yes.

shart tank

Harvey was propositioning that room full of degens to see who was gonna outbid the field to go give him a reacharound in the bathroom while they cleaned him up with their mouth

My Dad Nintendo fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Aug 16, 2023

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

At your next pay review meeting with the boss, sit down, do a huge fart and ask for a big raise.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
WeWork? No, this is WeTfart.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
The pro move is to do a Blue Flame. Throw your legs in the air, whip out a lighter and hold it near your rear end. Fart becomes fire, blue fire.

Talk about dominance...

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
You should have known he didn't poo poo himself because the lunk alarm would have gone off

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Everybody do a poo check. Scratch your bum and hold your finger to the nose of the person on your right.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Have you been fired yet OP?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

No, but I’ve been preemptively pooping myself at work to defend & deflect any future allegations

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Bidets Bedknobs and Broomsticks

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
quid pro flow

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

*releases a long flat fart

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing miles davis.

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Fart Club

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