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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDFeoPFeWlg

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
remember when he tried to do a buckshot lariat and his entire body turned into dust

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

posting about posters.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

i hope someone teaches punk how to post once he retires. i think hed love it.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Bump!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


bump

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

lol

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
what do my knuckles say

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


lol

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


https://i.imgur.com/JbBOs4U.mp4

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lol && lmao

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007

Sure would be a shame if the Wembly crowd was anti-Punk. I’m sure he would handle it well.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Punch McLightning posted:

fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Punch McLightning posted:

fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit

Visual Basic Bitch
Sep 4, 2019

Punch McLightning posted:

fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Punch McLightning posted:

fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Ngl, looking forward to what new absurd drama the fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit Punk man is going to conjure this coming Collision.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Punch McLightning posted:

fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Punch McLightning posted:

fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit, squished weewee

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Punch McLightning posted:

fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you're confused. cm punk is wrestling at wembley. he's not this guy

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

you talk about one mil phil, big bill bill says I just kicked your rear end

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Someone please post the video WWE "mistakenly" put up on YouTube 8 yrs ago of slow motion shots of Punk's rear end. It appears to have been erased from history.

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Punch McLightning posted:

fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak balls

King Of Coons
May 5, 2006

Cavauro posted:

you're confused. cm punk is wrestling at wembley. he's not this guy



Thank you :salute:

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

super macho dude posted:

Someone please post the video WWE "mistakenly" put up on YouTube 8 yrs ago of slow motion shots of Punk's rear end. It appears to have been erased from history.

https://www.wwe.com/videos/cm-punk-at-royal-rumble-2014

It’s still on WWE.com

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005


lol

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Punk is far too weak and frail to challenge for a title as prestigious as the Leatherface Belt

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Says it's not available or supported on my phone, but lol they're too petty to take it down. I searched YouTube pretty aggressively but nothing comes up in a standard search.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

super macho dude posted:

Says it's not available or supported on my phone, but lol they're too petty to take it down. I searched YouTube pretty aggressively but nothing comes up in a standard search.

There’s a better version here:

https://youtu.be/FGbkurdziFg

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

loving wild that he still went for the lariat after that botch

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

loving wild that he still went for the lariat after that botch

I can't believe you're laughing at this man - he is trying to run a business ok!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Punch McLightning posted:

fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit

one of the greatest wrestling promo lines ever, just ice cold

also lol PUNK!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

*Punk after a show doing a promo in Mox's hometown* Yeah he may be your boy and hes tough and you love him, but it you look at diagram 7b on the report I placed under your chairs- you'll see that he's not nearly as big a merch seller as I am in our biggest markets!

Lucifunk
Nov 11, 2005

CM Powerpoint

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

loving wild that he still went for the lariat after that botch

This is the match where he was worried that Hangman was gonna shoot on him. Imagine thinking that of the dude gently picking you up by the head after you fall on your butt trying to do his move.

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Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Lucifunk posted:

CM Powerpoint

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