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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > bump this thread every time you remember cm punk is fragile
 
16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 he's a dumb baby

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 i could kick his rear end

* # ¿ Aug 30, 2023 00:30
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

That DICK! posted:

you'd beat up a dumb baby?

it's a work not a shoot

* # ¿ Aug 30, 2023 00:33
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Eat This Glob posted:

as an mma fan first and foremost, id pay up to and including $200 for a ppv in which miro and punk shoot fight. a mega-strong fella with a sambo background would probably lawn dart into the floor

punk would win

* # ¿ Aug 30, 2023 00:38
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That dude on Twitter is still @ing me INSISTING the whole thing is a work LMFAO

Punk fans really are something else

its a work, brother

* # ¿ Aug 30, 2023 01:03
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 man driven from his home of world wrestling entertainment tried to fight for real and loses... doesnt feel so good and changes AEW! many such case

* # ¿ Aug 30, 2023 01:16
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

jesus WEP posted:

my man wtf are you talking about

jungle bitch

* # ¿ Aug 30, 2023 16:14
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 jungle boy should hit cm punk over the head with a blunt object in the ring

* # ¿ Aug 31, 2023 01:44
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Joey McChrist posted:

this showed up on my fb feed lmao



lol

* # ¿ Aug 31, 2023 02:11
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Lid posted:

I've had friends and dated people like Punk, right down to that their politics in a vacuum is great and allied, and they hold that nobility as righteousness which is fine. Until you get to realise they are human mine fields and that if you don't back them 100% even when they are being straight up abusive they will hammer down on you like a million bricks. It's toxic and horrible to experience because, and Punk explicitly does this, they will always state their behaviour is just a smoke screen by their enemies who can't concede they have the moral highground.

Right now Punk is still claiming he was right to choke and attack Perry because Perry shot on him over a glass spot that in Punk's own mind was protecting a young worker from injury and probably a level of paternalistic "don't do what I did" as when he was Perry's age he was working hour long TLCs with Chris Hero and bloodbaths with Raven.

And now he's not a Young Turk upstart yelling at the emperor but finds himself saying all the right political things and not realising you can both be progressive and a loving rear end in a top hat.

cm punk is a fuckboy

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2023 04:56
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 how can someone married to aj lee be so angry all the time

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2023 15:47
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 lol seeing the name phil and immediately picturing cm punk as the DSP of the wrestling world

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2023 21:49
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 how was i supposed to know attacking jungle boy would get me fired? its a beginners trap dood

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2023 21:54
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Angry_Ed posted:

It's really shameful how he never grew up from being the guy LiveJournaling that he totally told a cop "WHAT DO MY KNUCKLES SAY"...19 years ago.

And now his fragile ego has gotten him fired from AEW which was willing to give him all the chances in the world apparently. I hope he gets some help to make him be less of a stupid rear end in a top hat but something tells me that's not happening.

In summation:

he's going to kick jeffrey's rear end

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2023 22:08
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

a.lo posted:

He will be back

wwe and ufc are the same company now... theres nowhere left for him to go

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2023 22:20
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 this spells disaster for senor joe at sacrifice

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2023 22:23
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 HE'S FAT

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2023 22:25
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 chicago hates punk and they love whichever wrestler punk hates most

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2023 22:33
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 heat

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2023 22:34
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 inoki rising from the dead just to slap the poo poo out of cm punk

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2023 22:41
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 free punk

* # ¿ Sep 3, 2023 00:00
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

 he's going to start his own company

* # ¿ Sep 3, 2023 00:41
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