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Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Ngl, looking forward to what new absurd drama the fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit Punk man is going to conjure this coming Collision.

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Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Everyone is being deranged about CM Punk, except for me, the person who is performing mental gymnastics and projection in the name of defending the unnecessary backstage drama brewed by Punk.

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May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Phil will only confront you and ask to settle outside if he thinks you are a goofy dude, like Nemeth. Probably thought the same of the Young Bucks but then they came to visit him in his locker room lol.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Can a fragile man do this?!

https://twitter.com/skwrestling_/status/1693056362102866121?s=46

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

lol they took that one guys sign that said Hangman and Punk should be friends

Lol that TK's solution to the Punk problem is to get rid of everything and everyone that might trigger him.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Imagine being security at Wembley and having to check a crowd of 81,000+ people for signs that could slightly offend CM Punk.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
The photographer was an unsafe worker who went into business for himself and used PED (marijuana, yuck!) against a straight edge opponent. Glad that Punk sent him home permanently!

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

Cavauro posted:

he said "a lot of the time" the reason dana gets mad about the idea of paying fighters more, is because they were just given a ton of money under the table. this is a made up lie by cm punk. he said it solely to hurt the little guys even just a tiny bit more.

Had to check whether Punk really said this and lol, he did.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Seriously he ACTUALLY said this? What the poo poo. Imagine still stanning this man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XemdKTI-TrE

From Oral Sessions with Renee Paquette no less. Don't worry though, Punk still thinks fighters need to unionise.

Also, he whined about Xavier Woods getting a job with G4 lol.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Heard Punk held a RIP TERRY FUNK fansign post-show at Collision. This is proof that he is a nice guy.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Make sure to not ever mention this in the main AEW thread or the usual suspects will react exactly like Punk would react.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
You see,

[Punk is innocent and cool, everyone is deranged, Jack Perry is at fault, conspiracy about the Elite]

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Another false flag operation by the Elite. Punk posed next to a trans rights sign, this means he is an innocent man and the only true professional in the industry.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

He pointedly avoids crossing dudes he knows would loving truck him lmao, Mox poo poo all over him on live TV and big timed him into jobbing and oddly enough he hasn't pie faced ol JYYYYYYOOOOOOONNNNN yet.

He is still actively trying to gently caress with Hangman despite being deathly scared of him though lol.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Did they confiscate any anti-Punk signs at All In? I saw "Best in the World at Being a Bitch" in the front row during Punk's entrance.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
It's wild that the commentators do acknowledge Punk draws either a divisive or hostile crowd but AEW is resorting to removing fan signs and only cutting to cheering fans when Punk is on.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

Carwash oval office posted:

I heard Punk was really upset leading up to today, because every other older guy in the company was putting over young talent at All In. He thought it was a conspiracy to make him look like a bad lockerroom leader.

Lmao was this reported somewhere or a joke about his paranoia? Can never tell with old Punker.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Security need not worry, Punk will only stir poo poo with Hangman when he's not in the building.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
It's funny to me that Punk's side of the story is always "Yes, this happened." Sometimes they'd try to embellish it a bit to make Punk look less bad only to retract the claim later, like when they said the Bucks superkicked his locker room door lol.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
https://www.hausofwrestling.com/2023/08/28/cm-punk-left-aew-all-in-of-his-own-accord-and-more-exclusive/

quote:

We’re told Punk viewed putting Perry in a chokehold as a way to neutralize the situation, as he’s a trained fighter and does not want to have to fight Perry. No punches were thrown, as far as we know.

Speaking of dumb, little embellishments Punk's camp would come up with for the dirtsheets.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
https://www.hausofwrestling.com/2023/08/28/no-one-from-aew-met-cm-punk-at-heathrow-airport-exclusive/

Lol @ that Punk preemptively leaked the story about him arriving late in London in order to justify it (he wanted time to hang out with Larry the Dog and his wife) and shift the focus on the AEW crew not waiting for him at the airport (I wager it's because it's all hands on deck at the stadium).

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May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/WrestlePurists/...ingawful.com%2F

Help help this company is falling to pieces around me. As in my direct vicinity.

Please, please give him one more match, outside of Chicago, so that the crowd can sing "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye."

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
AEW sold a stadium show with no match announced, at this point the brand alone can draw. Just let Punk go, TK.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Lmao that it's perfectly okay to poo poo on CM Punk again in the main thread. Wonder how long it will last though, already saw one post shifting the blame on Jungle Boy, a la Hangman, for going into business for himself.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
"Flestlee Squeeze" deserves to be on Orange's titantron.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Tony was just chanting "CM Punk! CM Punk!" as per usual, but Punk thought he was shouting his name to get him to let Jack Perry go.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1697566526143135798?t=LGsKDT5idU_05E0lbBSXyw&s=19

Punk heard Perry's explanation and thought he was making a dig at his excuse for shooting on Hangman in Greensboro.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm so thankful for this place if for no other reason than I don't think anyone here is actually still defending Punk at this point.

Like holy poo poo what a loser.

Give it a week. The main AEW thread is going to be dominated by people doing mental gymnastics to defend Punk and making sure to discourage any negative Punk sentiment the same way AEW confiscates anti-Punk signs lol.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
You can get away with a lot of things when your boss is your biggest fanboy.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Punk being booked like a face while heeling up to either a hostile or mixed crowd was so bizarre. Everyone insisting he was going to turn heel any time now just reminded me of Cody all over again.

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Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

Punk fans are so loving deranged lol.

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