Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Punch McLightning posted:

fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit

1glitch0 posted:

poo poo I almost forgot for a sec that Punk has a fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit.

Sorry for the oversight.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

lol they took that one guys sign that said Hangman and Punk should be friends

Eat This Glob posted:

mike jackson, iirc, was mickey gall's hand chosen tomato can to get gall's first professional win against prior to fighting punk. in fact, when the ufc approached him about taking the gall fight, jackson wasn't even fighting anymore, and mike thought they meant come shoot the show, as jackson was now a photographer. anyway, mike filled his role of getting beaten by the young upstart gall, who went on to thrash charles montgomery punkington the third.

the ufc generally gets guys on multi-fight contracts, so they figured that since they were still in the cm punk fight business, why not have the two guys who got their rear end kicked by mickey gall have a scrap? maybe punk won't look so embarrassing if we put him in there against a can who thought he was being approached by a fight promotion to take pictures and not fight.

so, punk and mike jackson have a fist fight. punk is so out of his depth that a mostly retired regional pro could hold him down and attempt punches while refusing to look at his intended punch recipient. mike clowned punk in such a way that many saw it as unsporting. it's like a wrestling sqash when, i dunno, wardlow refuses to pin a guy, but instead of a powerbomb symphony, he'd talk out of his rear end like jim carrey in ace ventura instead of any violence whatsoever and then still refuse to pin the guy when, inexplicably, the rear end-talking was doing damage.

anyway, the ufc was really pissed at mike jackson and dana white said jackson would never fight in the ufc again. well, there's a meme of the polaroid from "memento" that says "don't believe his lies" on it and the pic is of dana white, so of course mike later got another fight. like mike was set-up to lose against gall, there was another fighter the promotion wanted to get a win so they could fast track him to stardom. the fella was a striker from ireland, and if there's anything a red-faced bostonian like dana white likes, it's a guy who is actually from ireland so they threw mike jackson to him. anyway, the irishman poked jackson so hard in the goddamn eye the fight was called off and mike took another win off a guy the ufc wanted to win, in embarassing fashion, after the ufc said the guy would never fight for them again. it is very funny, and very cool to me

Long-Time Lurker posted:

Had to check whether Punk really said this and lol, he did.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

security took that sign iirc

Purple Monkey posted:

Punk hates real glass because it's still less fragile than him

Selachian posted:

I liked the "Pepsi Is a Soft Drink" sign that got on camera once.

Trying posted:

the verisimilitude of his technique, shades of the great Shawn Michaels

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:

Yeah that was my sign of the night

Cavauro posted:

The Quest to Beat jimmypoopins

super macho dude posted:

achillesforever6 posted:

He does great matches and until he does something that really crosses the line don't care how much of a jagoff he is

Captain Foo posted:

That DICK! posted:

Aj Lee is behind this.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Jungle Bitch isn't a pillar and if TK cut him and Punk loose immediately AEW would be better for it

Imagine being such an incredible rear end in a top hat crybaby bitch that your #1 fan and biggest defender is done with your poo poo.

jesus WEP posted:

graph posted:

now wheres the other

Saucer Crab posted:

jesus WEP posted:

Joe is the loving boss, give me a Joe/MJF feud and let them both drop as many bitchy references to punk as they like

haunted bong posted:

book it tony

Saucer Crab posted:

Joe rules and should have won that match 1000%

Punch McLightning posted:

fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit

Lid posted:

How did I only find out about this from J-Ru finding out about this from the gdt

JoeRules posted:

do you think tony khan gave phil The Iggy?

haunted bong posted:

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

CM Punk got his whole dick and balls destroyed, fought a kid, and got fired. rip.