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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > bump this thread every time you remember cm punk is fragile
 
jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

he has the anaconda vise right there, sure it also looks kinda lovely but he's at least guaranteed to not poo poo out a vital organ or turn his grandpa bones to dust attempting it
guaranteed is a strong word

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 lmfao, it will never stop

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

Purple Monkey posted:

Punk hates real glass because it's still less fragile than him
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 jerry was a bad promoter

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Jungle Bitch isn't a pillar and if TK cut him and Punk loose immediately AEW would be better for it

Imagine being such an incredible rear end in a top hat crybaby bitch that your #1 fan and biggest defender is done with your poo poo.
my man wtf are you talking about

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

Carwash oval office posted:



My youngest kid doesn’t get to see most of AEW, but he is in love with Orange Cassidy. Sadly, he made this sign last night and is now banned from Collision.
mods rename carwash oval office to flestlee squeeze tia

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 Joe is the loving boss, give me a Joe/MJF feud and let them both drop as many bitchy references to punk as they like

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 I terminated Punk’s contract as I felt his behaviour wasn’t good enough. #AEWCollision Trios Title match TONIGHT!

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 imo give ace steel a promotion just as an extra gently caress you

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

free punk
still overpriced

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