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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ChrisBTY posted:

Punk's GTS was lacklustre 10 years ago. What made anybody think Punk could do it to Samoa Joe now?

the pepsi plunge would both a. be cooler and b. be safer

# ¿ Aug 21, 2023 10:57

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:21

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I didn't mean for him

# ¿ Aug 21, 2023 12:09

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I just imagined that while Punk was headlocking Perry that TK was fist pumping and chanting CM PUNK CM PUNK

# ¿ Aug 28, 2023 23:42

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/WrestlePurists/...ingawful.com%2F

Help help this company is falling to pieces around me. As in my direct vicinity.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 05:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/FightfulSelect/status/1696350529062916389?s=20

Their names are bald and hair no that's too obvious let's just call them ftr

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 07:53

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Kvantum posted:

You'd hope AJ would be able to get through to him. She's honest about her struggles and has gotten help, but yeah, Punk needs to take some serious time away, and probably get on some sort of meds, Straight Edge or not.

If Punk wasn't straight edge I'm half convinced he's a tweaker given his behaviour.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 22:27

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Choose Me Punk

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 23:32

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Only just realised Punks having a fit because a wrestler worked-shoot an off the cuff comment during a match against one of his superiors because they wouldn't ley him do something cool to get himself over and make fans happy.

Punk is VKM crying about ice creams.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 00:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm so thankful for this place if for no other reason than I don't think anyone here is actually still defending Punk at this point.

Like holy poo poo what a loser.

I know more about CM Punk than most people alive, I had a CM Punk avatar here for years after getting a red text for defending Punk, barely, that was so funny I immortalised it. Earlier this yeah I said I turned the corner and AEW now had enough juice to bring back Punk following Brawl Out for purely financial reasons.

I've given up on the daft bastard. The man needs therapy but won't get it and that is not sympathetic to me because your poo poo might not be your fault but it sure as gently caress is your obligation.

And if he tries to say Straight Edge dogma overrules then guess what your dogma is poo poo, and your piety of cleanliness by abstinence instead just emphasises your condescension.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2023 02:49

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I've had friends and dated people like Punk, right down to that their politics in a vacuum is great and allied, and they hold that nobility as righteousness which is fine. Until you get to realise they are human mine fields and that if you don't back them 100% even when they are being straight up abusive they will hammer down on you like a million bricks. It's toxic and horrible to experience because, and Punk explicitly does this, they will always state their behaviour is just a smoke screen by their enemies who can't concede they have the moral highground.

Right now Punk is still claiming he was right to choke and attack Perry because Perry shot on him over a glass spot that in Punk's own mind was protecting a young worker from injury and probably a level of paternalistic "don't do what I did" as when he was Perry's age he was working hour long TLCs with Chris Hero and bloodbaths with Raven.

And now he's not a Young Turk upstart yelling at the emperor but finds himself saying all the right political things and not realising you can both be progressive and a loving rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2023 02:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

How did I only find out about this from J-Ru finding out about this from the gdt

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 02:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Pepsi Lunge

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 02:54

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/smittythediver/status/1698159229184409767

dave mindcontrolled punk to attack tk

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 03:31

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

CM Punk to NWA cutting Harley Race promos with the belt talking about how this is the belt of the Funkasaurus

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 04:11

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

A Fancy Hat posted:

Gets into a fight with EC3 backstage immediately after EC3 tries to tell him about the �Big Spice� conspiracy.

cm punk is controlling his narrative

managed by nick hausman

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 04:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/168dd2o/dynamite_september_15_2021_cm_punks_comment_about/

yes yesssssssssssssss

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 04:34

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:21

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbUskcdM3hg

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 06:59

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