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https://www.foodandwine.com/eggo-brunch-in-a-jar-sipping-cream-7644360 gently caress yeah drink some liquid breakfast and get ur swerve on for the ride into the office amiright?
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thought this was a wizard master or pencilhands thread based on the title
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Aug 18, 2023 20:52
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it's ok to drive drunk to work but only if it's Taco Tuesday
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Aug 18, 2023 20:54
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Ill try it
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Private Cumshoe posted:it's ok to drive drunk to work but only if it's BeastOfTheEdelwood fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Aug 18, 2023 |
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Aug 18, 2023 20:55
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cant wait to get diarrhea from drinking this
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Aug 18, 2023 21:02
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end stage capitalism rocks, i hope they do a collab with MD 20/20
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Aug 18, 2023 21:23
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none around me, no getting drunk on eggos, womp womp
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Aug 18, 2023 21:34
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i haven’t seen it op
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Bad Purchase posted:i haven’t seen it op check this poo poo out
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You’d have to be a real piece of poo poo to get drunk in the morning as a break from parenting as the marketing is suggesting.
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I've seent it op, right here in your thread
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Aug 18, 2023 21:44
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I hate the term “sipping cream” reflexively, everything about this is bad
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Aug 18, 2023 21:47
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Putting a brand that highly appeals to children on an alcoholic beverage seems like... a really... good idea... *sip*
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Aug 18, 2023 21:57
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could you put this in a dirty soda to make it a sacrilegious dirty soda
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Aug 18, 2023 21:58
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*fighting back bitter tears as I close my drawer of sobriety tokens* It's time to leggo
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rotinaj posted:I hate the term “sipping cream” reflexively, everything about this is bad It's actually Sippin Cream without the g, the url got it wrong
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Aug 18, 2023 22:06
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op, i have some liquid breakfast for you right here
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ChubbyChecker posted:op, i have some liquid breakfast for you right here did you bring enough for the whole class?
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nothing matters anymore...
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Aug 18, 2023 22:11
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So this like, prevents hangovers from drinking on an empty stomach?
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Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:did you bring enough for the whole class? i'm not a machine!
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quote:"Between the juggle of constantly changing schedules, household errands, family outings or busy workdays, it can often feel impossible for parents to find moments they can savor for themselves," Joe Beauprez, marketing director with Eggo, said in a statement. "Eggo Brunch in a Jar makes it easy for parents to kick back when they're not caring for their little ones. So, whether parents want to punch up a weekend brunch or savor some of those classic brunch flavors during their downtime, this feel-good Eggo-inspired liqueur is the perfect treat." This is my sister-in-law calling because she has locked herself in the bathroom with a bottle of wine because she can't handle another moment with her children.
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Aug 18, 2023 22:21
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Hey are you drunk? Naw man I just had too many Eggos this morning, I need a nap. Sounds perfectly reasonable tbh
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Do they sip a lot of cream in Appalachia?
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It made me mad when I saw it, but that is because it has alcohol in it. I want more absurd drinks to share with my 7-year-old Yes I am sure some families would not let this stop them
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lleego my eggo *vomits*
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I've had a few 'ggos but I'm cool to drive.
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STABASS posted:Putting a brand that highly appeals to children on an alcoholic beverage seems like... a really... good idea... Speaking of which, did Hard Mountain Dew ever take off or is it just a novelty?
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Their other booze creams are really good. The chocolate one with the bear on it is the best with some coffee
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I remember a bunch of newly 21's cominging into the gas station I used to work at asking where it was. I'd walk them over to the beer cooler and point it out for them to purchase. They'd all get really excited. "Look! They got Baja Blast and Code Red! Let's get both!" They taste like Mt. Dew spiked with booze. Like a frat house that has McCormick and a 2 liter in the fridge.
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Aug 19, 2023 01:04
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What is it, like raw waffle batter and some schnapps? 
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Eggo Waffle Weed Drink 9 months after legalization which occured in 2016
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only one option for double spoiler 
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Leggo my detainment, I'm traveling officer
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you dont have to buy this, they dont want you to know you can just mix vodka with bacon grease
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It’s not April 1st tho??
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wait, so what makes this eggo selling booze and not the distiller selling eggo branded "breakfast" flavored booze if it's a crossover, clickbait potential? looks like the distiller behind this, Sugarlands Distilling Co., does a bunch of other product lines as well
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looks like poo poo
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STABASS posted:*fighting back bitter tears as I close my drawer of sobriety tokens* It's time to leggo Ahh poo poo you beat me to the leggo, also hilarious post
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