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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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dervival posted:

looks like the distiller behind this, Sugarlands Distilling Co., does a bunch of other product lines as well

lmao upscale "moonshine" sold in a mason jar is the greatest con job ever


putting a shitton of corn syrup and artificial flavor in it to make that raw basic distilled alcohol taste like an eggo is even better

an artificial re-creation of an artificial product, real postmodernist poo poo

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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Les Os posted:

I haven’t tried their moonshine but had something called Papaws Peach Shine that tasted like literal piss

how did you know?

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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Khanstant posted:

I don't want the sippin cream

Ocean's dying, maple trees dying... it's jizz. Eggo sippin' cream is made out of jizz. They're making our booze out of jizz. Next thing they'll be milking us like cattle for drinks. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!





You tell everybody. Listen to me Khanstant! You gotta tell them! Sippin' cream is jizz!

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