Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
gently caress it, I'm an Eagles homer, gonna take AJ Brown for Parris Campbell and take my chances on the RB wire.

The Shell has declared it so.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
It felt so wrong to accept that, haha

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Vargo posted:

gently caress it, I'm an Eagles homer, gonna take AJ Brown for Parris Campbell and take my chances on the RB wire.

The Shell has declared it so.

*looks at Kamara's points last night*
*looks at the next eight weeks of the Eagles schedule*

... i made a mistake.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Love to see my draft pick used against me. :argh:

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

Oh no. Did I do the math wrong and gently caress up?

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Snowmankilla posted:

Oh no. Did I do the math wrong and gently caress up?

If you're Rainbow Road Warriors, I'd say so.

If you're Bullet Hill, I think you should have tried for the loss last week so you'd stand a chance at hitting Rainbow Road Warriors with the shell.

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

Yep. I’m rainbow. Did not pay attention to the points for. Dumb.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
So Toad gets the shell this week?

Dr.Donkeypunch
Sep 8, 2003

Ask me about ironing shirts.
Grimey Drawer
Trade submitted.
Think it’s my third or fourth trade and I still suck rear end.

My team is good on paper but can just never put it together. I attribute it to poor coaching and a bad environment in the locker room.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Dr.Donkeypunch posted:

Trade submitted.
Think it’s my third or fourth trade and I still suck rear end.

My team is good on paper but can just never put it together. I attribute it to poor coaching and a bad environment in the locker room.

You should try removing the ping pong table to show the team your serious

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Vargo posted:

If you're Rainbow Road Warriors, I'd say so.

If you're Bullet Hill, I think you should have tried for the loss last week so you'd stand a chance at hitting Rainbow Road Warriors with the shell.

I'm Bullet Hill and in retrospect yeah I should have. You were a game behind me and like 50+ points back though, so I didn't think I had a realistic shot and didn't want to lose and not get the shell.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
To whoever dropped Gus Edwards, :tipshat:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Also, it ain’t me this week. :)

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

Played all my worst players and still won.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Dr.Donkeypunch posted:

Trade submitted.
Think it’s my third or fourth trade and I still suck rear end.

My team is good on paper but can just never put it together. I attribute it to poor coaching and a bad environment in the locker room.

This is honestly getting fascinating.

Dr.Donkeypunch
Sep 8, 2003

Ask me about ironing shirts.
Grimey Drawer
I don’t understand why my team sucks so much, but suck it does.
Can I opt out of a trade this week? I don’t see any trades that would make my team any better.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Dr.Donkeypunch posted:

I don’t understand why my team sucks so much, but suck it does.
Can I opt out of a trade this week? I don’t see any trades that would make my team any better.

I usually say shell trades should be mandatory, but ehhhhh whatever.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
I will say that you're missing that it's not always about making your team better: Sometimes it's about making the other guys team worse.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Soooo, this happens then?

IF YOU DO NOT SUBMIT YOUR TRADE:
Your shell is considered forfeit for the week. The first-place manager is now safe.
The manager above you (in second-to-last place) now has 24 hours to force a trade to steal one of your players.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
OH YEAH those are the rules, I wrote them.

Dr. Donkeypunch, you gotta submit a trade or it goes to the second-to-last, which is me.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
I'm gonna give Dr Donkeypunch some extra time on this because it's Halloween and also because if would be super lovely of me as a Commish to take his player after I said "eh whatever" because I forgot my own rules

Edit: Man, I even wrote "don't want to shell? Too bad!"

Vargo fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Nov 1, 2023

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Well also I’m in 7th place according to ESPN since Josh McDaniels is a fuckerman and ruined Davante :argh:

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Freaquency posted:

Well also I’m in 7th place according to ESPN since Josh McDaniels is a fuckerman and ruined Davante :argh:

Well that's a non-issue now!

Dr.Donkeypunch
Sep 8, 2003

Ask me about ironing shirts.
Grimey Drawer
Sorry didn’t see this stuff until this morning because of Halloween and whatnot. Appreciate the patience. I submitted a trade, but if it’s too late I accept the consequences and understand if I forfeit the right and someone sends a shell towards me.
My season is hosed anyway.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

Vargo posted:

5: Play Normal: So obviously tank-to-win is a legit strategy here, but please don't keep injured/BYE week players in your lineup for the purpose of losing intentionally. I have no way of enforcing this, so just be cool.

To be clear, is it OK to bench better players in the hopes of avoiding winning a week and being in 1st place? As long as the players we play are healthy?

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

The Zack posted:

To be clear, is it OK to bench better players in the hopes of avoiding winning a week and being in 1st place? As long as the players we play are healthy?

Not only is that okay, it's a key strategy/element of the game.

I guess I could have made that more clear than "Play Normal" when what I meant was "Don't keep in zeros to drop to the bottom"

Edit: yeah, rule 1:

Vargo posted:



1: Starters Only: The players being traded on both teams must have been in the starting lineup the previous week. No trading your junk bench player for a stud. (This also means that in many cases the way to protect a player…is to bench them. This is a "Do Sit Your Studs" league sometimes)

Vargo fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Nov 5, 2023

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
Cool. Gabe Davis 0.0 in the FLEX :kiss:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Ugh, I definitely feel like that guy in Looper who was cut apart.

Six times. And for just 15 points extra.

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

If I am already guaranteed to win, is it bad form to sit players playing tonight?

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Points count in total rankings, so yeah.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
I think Snowmankilla (Rainbow Road Warriors) is trying to 'limit' their lead in the hopes that someone catches up next week and gets blue shelled. I don't see a problem with that.

The Zack fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Nov 13, 2023

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

The Zack posted:

I think Snowmankilla (Rainbow Road Warriors) is trying to 'limit' their lead in the hopes that someone catches up next week and gets blue shelled. I don't see a problem with that.

That is what I meant, but I went with the commish and played my qb.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Yay but poo poo

Not counting DST and K, I have lost an entire roster of players.

Seven freaking shells.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Nov 14, 2023

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
It's going to be extremely funny if Bullet Hill doesn't do his shell, opening the door for Toad Gurley to make a steal yet again.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Vargo posted:

It's going to be extremely funny if Bullet Hill doesn't do his shell, opening the door for Toad Gurley to make a steal yet again.

He did, I sent the trade through early this morning.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Silly Burrito posted:

He did, I sent the trade through early this morning.

Oh I must have missed the notification.

EDIT: Oh my God that trade is beautifully terrible.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Vargo posted:

Oh I must have missed the notification.

EDIT: Oh my God that trade is beautifully terrible.

Yay my first shell! Seems like being in last after Week 10 is a problem though...

Keenan was the only real option for me I think.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Barring Pacheco scoring 60+ points, that’s eight wins, eight blue shells for me. Yowza.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
This is not how I saw this going at the beginning of the year.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Vargo posted:

This is not how I saw this going at the beginning of the year.

Next year if you do this, it might be more fun/random to treat every week like a race and use first/last standings for that week. Just a suggestion. :)

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply