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Best example is probably "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. But he's not the only one. I've noticed it's a common theme with Cardi B as well, not just WAP but in like half her songs she talks about her vagina. She does it twice in Bodak Yellow alone! What is with kids these days? Oh wait what about chuck berry's "ding a ling?" So it's been going on for a while huh? I know there are other big (heh) examples of this that I'm not remembering.
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Rocket Man by Elton John
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Aug 22, 2023 12:10
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Bwana Dick by Frank Zappa.
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Aug 22, 2023 12:15
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Every word of this song is true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
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Aug 22, 2023 12:17
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four posts to King Missile, nice
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Aug 22, 2023 12:46
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Look, Cardi B is just making up for the amount of dick obsessed male performers and the amount of time we weren't able to even mention vaginas as a concept. Let her have a few pussy anthems, women deserve their time to shine in the lubelight.
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While I don't disagree with that sentiment, Lucille Bogan is calling from 1935 Bonus factoid: she's covering Ma Rainey's version from 1924
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Aug 22, 2023 13:05
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Who could forget My Girl's Pussy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x359GgVRWaE
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Aug 22, 2023 13:11
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My ding a ling
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Aug 22, 2023 13:12
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there needs to be more songs about MY genitals.
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Aug 22, 2023 13:17
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. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PhOWpdt6xg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzdJtsv1bqo
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Aug 22, 2023 13:27
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I feel like this has been a thing for a very long time, it's just not as hidden in euphemisms anymore.
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do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? do you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? do your balls hang low?
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Jay Derkin posted:I feel like this has been a thing for a very long time, it's just not as hidden in euphemisms anymore. The earliest I can think of is the ancient Sumerian song "The Courtship of Inanna and Dumuzi". It concerns the goddess of love and sensuality, Inanna (also called Ishtar) and the shepherd god Dumuzi's attempts to convince her to marry him. quote:Inanna spoke: William Bear fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Aug 22, 2023 |
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Aug 22, 2023 13:53
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Pimpcasso posted:My ding a ling My tra la la
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Jose Oquendo posted:there needs to be more songs about MY genitals. https://youtu.be/fSXmkNIA0Kw
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Blackhole sun is a metaphor for the butt
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DicktheCat posted:Look, Cardi B is just making up for the amount of dick obsessed male performers and the amount of time we weren't able to even mention vaginas as a concept. Let her have a few pussy anthems, women deserve their time to shine in the lubelight. theres more pussy songs than dick songs i have a feeling
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Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg Do, squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg The way you squeeze my lemon-a I'm gonna fall right outta bed, 'ed, 'ed, bed, yeah
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If you have really good genitals, you naturally want to sing about them. Kind of a self own posting this thread…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lobjgVo0c2Q
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Sledgehammer is a song about Peter Gabriel’s dong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q
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Jose Oquendo posted:there needs to be more songs about MY genitals. is 4'33 not enough for you? it covers the bases
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The album 12 Inches of Snow wasn’t named after the weather the whole thing was a joke about he big penis
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Chief McHeath posted:The album 12 Inches of Snow wasn’t named after the weather the whole thing was a joke about he big penis 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gweUVWUYYQ8
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Jose Oquendo posted:there needs to be more songs about MY genitals. Jose Oquendo He's got a big bellend oh If you want a big dick friendo You want Jose Oquendo Feel free to set these lyrics to some catchy music and get rich, rich, rich.
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You Are A Elf posted:Sledgehammer is a song about Peter Gabriel’s dong. Heck so is Big Time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAl9cchQac "look at my circumstance. And the bulge in my big big big big..."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0 Edit:  it's Big Dick by Little Big
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8gi_yLF8r8
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This is actually a song about American imperialism.
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I bellow out songs about my genitals and other rude topics whenever I'm driving by myself.
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