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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

explain how this video fits in with the purpose of this thread, if you can even hear the lyrics given she didn't mic herself up

because i'm sure you're not just going to do your thing where you continually post a stream of unrelated youtube videos

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Jay Derkin
Aug 18, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

Larry Cum Free posted:

If you have really good genitals, you naturally want to sing about them. Kind of a self own posting this thread…

Name checks out.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh5t4mYKsbg

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Haverchuck posted:

I bellow out songs about my genitals and other rude topics whenever I'm driving by myself.

:same:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Pimpcasso posted:

My ding a ling

This act is over!

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



what about others'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

lipid
Feb 21, 2001
Ever sit alone on a hot sticky noon with Flies on my Dick

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R1M4PErKuk

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4qU6t1ZH24

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Mozi posted:

do your balls hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
do you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
do your balls hang low?

they do not do you have any stretching advice??

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
https://youtu.be/KiB9Fdj02fo

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Private Cumshoe posted:

they do not do you have any stretching advice??

use moisturizing cream

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8qrvnVrVBM

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



dervival posted:

use moisturizing cream

does this actually work?










does it work on dicks too? :thunk:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

dervival posted:

use moisturizing cream

this is GBS that's a weird way to spell Nair

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd4ZYCBTegg

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Carol of the Balls

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmy9CTn6xMs

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Detachable Penis by some band that Kazaa said was Primus but doesn't sound like them

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqH7LlWwIww

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpQrAbkM3dI

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=digbYzmtlSs

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Kosmo Gallion posted:

Detachable Penis by some band that Kazaa said was Primus but doesn't sound like them

It's King Missile

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I. M. Gei posted:

does this actually work?










does it work on dicks too? :thunk:

Use vandoren cork grease. It smells like cherries.

Behind Maslow
Apr 11, 2008

https://youtu.be/wUgudoEcQoc

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

oh you didn't say it had to be useful advice

Private Cumshoe posted:

this is GBS that's a weird way to spell Nair

i'm insane, not a monster; you'll note I didn't say rubbing alcohol or icy-hot either

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1IphRx1pk

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
My girl always party all the time party all the time.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

You're welcome.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCNyGokkCXM

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Anyone remember The Darkness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-MtY1nRcpU

I heard their breakout single 'growing on me' was about genital warts. All their hits were full of double entendres and after listening to it I believe it.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Zcz9J1UOs

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

William Bear posted:

The earliest I can think of is the ancient Sumerian song "The Courtship of Inanna and Dumuzi". It concerns the goddess of love and sensuality, Inanna (also called Ishtar) and the shepherd god Dumuzi's attempts to convince her to marry him.

We always skipped this psalm in church, but Grandma had it on a refrigerator magnet.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

Mozi posted:

explain how this video fits in with the purpose of this thread, if you can even hear the lyrics given she didn't mic herself up

because i'm sure you're not just going to do your thing where you continually post a stream of unrelated youtube videos



This post is going to be the one where it finally sinks in

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
To contribute - Enormous Penis by Davinci's notebook

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiB9Fdj02fo

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


such a good show at red rocks on the 3rd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCSSIEUukk

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


The Loin King posted:

This post is going to be the one where it finally sinks in

Any day now.

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Tie My Pecker to my Leg by Mojo Nixon is the best song

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