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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

my feet hurt. why are today's teenage women wearing high rise mom pants. don't get me started on "man buns" :corsair:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Aug 23, 2023

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# ? Aug 23, 2023 07:14

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# ? May 6, 2024 14:59

baka of lathspell

i dont understand todays pop music BUT trust me: back in my day, music was good. like Broken Social Scene

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# ? Aug 23, 2023 12:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Back in my day, we all sat down for wholesome TV dinners together with TV trays. No one uses TV anymore, and it's always Takeout Dash. It's uncivilized times, dagnabbit.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 13:52

Manifisto

baka fwocka fwame posted:

i dont understand todays pop music BUT trust me: back in my day, music was good. like Broken Social Scene

I remember back when bss had one member. and that was the entire musician population of canada. and actually it was half of the population* of canada in general.

* non-moose

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 23, 2023 14:29

Dumb Sex-Parrot

The young'uns are all about their TikToks, well what's so wrong about snapchat?!

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Aug 23, 2023 16:05

baka of lathspell

Manifisto posted:

I remember back when bss had one member. and that was the entire musician population of canada. and actually it was half of the population* of canada in general.

* non-moose

truly the social scene was broken then, hence the name

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# ? Aug 23, 2023 16:12

Escape From Noise

My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack ALL HURT!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Aug 23, 2023 17:01

Lawrence Gilchrist

I can't stand all the garbage on the radio nowadays. I just want to listen to the MTV classics, like 3OH!3

tubbsthumping

i chow down
and i get up again

# ? Aug 23, 2023 20:34

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I fell and broke my hip :saddumb:

# ? Aug 23, 2023 21:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Fredrik1 posted:

# ? Aug 23, 2023 21:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

srsly though, that looks v painful :ohdear:

# ? Aug 23, 2023 21:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

Back in my day, we all sat down for wholesome TV dinners together with TV trays. No one uses TV anymore, and it's always Takeout Dash. It's uncivilized times, dagnabbit.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 21:27

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I shouldn't have had that donut for breakfast. It's starting to repeat on me. I don't like donuts, they always repeat on me. Did you hear me, Ethel? I was just saying the donut I had for breakfast is repeating on me! They repeat on me!

# ? Aug 23, 2023 22:00

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

drat feelin' so old I remember the sky on the day of my father's funeral and realizing he'd never see the color blue again lmao

this is the only one I've got for this bc I didn't have a dreamcast way back when

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# ? Aug 23, 2023 22:07

cruft

Fredrik1 posted:

I fell and broke my hip

Holy poo poo that looks like a complete fracture.

# ? Aug 24, 2023 01:12

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

my invisalign, paid for by my employee benefits because i work for an old-fashioned company, hurt

# ? Aug 24, 2023 02:18

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

*wakes up briefly*

I turned 58 on the 15th.

*goes back to napping*

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# ? Aug 24, 2023 18:33

Manifisto

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

*wakes up briefly*

I turned 58 on the 15th.

*goes back to napping*

hey old-timer, good to hear from you!!

I SAID HEY OLD-TIMER GOOD T--

whoops sorry

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 24, 2023 19:28

Scuba Trooper

my knees pop every time i go up or down a staircase, it owns pause not

# ? Aug 24, 2023 19:41

Manifisto

Scuba Trooper posted:

my knees pop every time i go up or down a staircase, it owns pause not

pause not, lest thee be paused

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 24, 2023 20:21

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

my doctor said he's putting me on girth control

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# ? Aug 24, 2023 20:54

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Manifisto posted:

hey old-timer, good to hear from you!!

I SAID HEY OLD-TIMER GOOD T--

whoops sorry

# ? Aug 24, 2023 21:17

baka of lathspell

yoyo PSP

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# ? Aug 24, 2023 22:34

berry paris

I like that baggy pants are back

# ? Aug 24, 2023 23:23

Ass-penny

not to sound like an Old, or at least, older than my actual age, but aren't Safe Spaces for youths?

also:

baka fwocka fwame posted:

yoyo PSP

# ? Aug 24, 2023 23:45

Ass-penny

PSP what happened to your glorious av?

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Aug 24, 2023 23:45

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

rear end-penny posted:

PSP what happened to your glorious av?

I got Hilldawg'd but I got sorta better

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# ? Aug 25, 2023 23:04

deep dish peat moss

Skibidi toilet? Yeah, at my age you skibi de toilet every day.

# ? Aug 26, 2023 05:00

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

baka fwocka fwame posted:

yoyo PSP

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# ? Aug 26, 2023 11:46

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

When I started in this industry we didn't have any fancy electronic tools. Just a mule and an hammer was all we needed to build a radio. And that radio was all the entertainment we had, and we were grateful for it. We used to have a piano that Mamma would play after church, but we had to smash it to make ammunition during The War.

# ? Aug 26, 2023 16:04

Ass-penny

hwat's Hilldawg?

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Aug 26, 2023 16:23

Manifisto

rear end-penny posted:

hwat's Hilldawg?

'tis not much my fine squire. what prithee be Hilldawg with thou?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 26, 2023 16:38

nitsuga

cruft posted:

Holy poo poo that looks like a complete fracture.

nice butt tho

# ? Aug 26, 2023 16:56

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

rear end-penny posted:

hwat's Hilldawg?

Manifisto posted:

'tis not much my fine squire. what prithee be Hilldawg with thou?

Once upon a time, in a far away place, there was a forum called Gee be Ess and on this forum was a thread called You Krayne.

In this thread, an Idiot King named Weg, a disciple of Loki- played a trick upon the dwellers of the You Krayne thread and cast illusions upon them with the likeness of Hillary �Hilldawg� Clinton, a fictional being from a land full of imaginary creatures.

I als was caught up in this spell, and bore the likeness for a time until it was revealed to us all who the trickster was.

For a fee, I was able to have the enchantment removed and I chose to update my likeness to include a visage I wore for Halloween, created by none other than Manifisto!

And here I am now, an old fart with a new avatar and gang tag!

I don�t trash much anymore so I didn�t feel right including that one but I still get blazed 24/7 :2bong:

# ? Aug 26, 2023 19:47

xcheopis

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

*wakes up briefly*

I turned 58 on the 15th.

*goes back to napping*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Aug 26, 2023 20:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

xcheopis posted:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Thank you!

# ? Aug 26, 2023 20:31

Goons Are Gifts

I turned 28 this month, do I qualify for this or

# ? Aug 26, 2023 21:21

xcheopis

Goatse and Gallant posted:

I turned 28 this month, do I qualify for this or

No, anyone less than half my age is definitely not old. :colbert:

Happy birthday! :yayclod:

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Aug 26, 2023 21:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Goatse and Gallant posted:

I turned 28 this month, do I qualify for this or

Happy Birthday!

# ? Aug 26, 2023 21:51

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# ? May 6, 2024 14:59

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Areola Grande posted:

srsly though, that looks v painful

Kinda funny, as long as I didn't move my leg I hardly felt it, even the fall was painless.

When they wanted to move me though, then it turned into a new kind of pain, pain that hit like a truck as if someone was tearing your leg from your body.

All in all, wouldn't recommend this to aspiring old yobbers looking for new things to whine about in the nursing home.

I did feel like 95 years old after surgery though barely walking around with a walking frame.

nitsuga posted:

nice butt tho

..thank you.. :blush:

Goatse and Gallant posted:

I turned 28 this month, do I qualify for this or

Happy birthday! Being old and whiny is a mental state more than anything, anyone can do it!

# ? Aug 26, 2023 22:39

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