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ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
i dont care if a sport is boring or anything but some sports should be banned for humanitarian and environmental reasons:

1) any sports where you drive around on a thing with a motor
2) golf
3) fishing, hunting?
4) do the things where you each as much food as possible count as sport? well they should be banned

i think that's all, participating in any of these sports is bad

e: oh maybe nfl, even tho i like it it's bad and i don't watch it anymore

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Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


the ones that give people brain damage, like football, boxing and posting on social media

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
all sports but foxy boxing


edit: there still needs to be 3 espn channels for coverage

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Cricket.

Golf should be allowed, but only in places that get enough rain to keep the grass growing naturally. If you have to water the grass you can't have a Golf course.

This post has been brought to you by the Scottish Tourism Board

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

posting

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

ELTON JOHN posted:

1) any sports where you drive around on a thing with a motor

Counterpoint: Redneck Rice Tractor Drag Racing in Thailand - YouTube https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4p-mOf3PFU

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.
Instead of banning sports they should ban video games

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


hunting animals like white tail, mulies, turkeys, ducks, etc is 100% necessary to sustain our eco system.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

The Kingfish posted:

hunting animals like white tail, mulies, turkeys, ducks, etc is 100% necessary to sustain our eco system.

sounds like humans hosed up and now gotta kill a bunch of animals to make up for it, should probably take some personal responsibility

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


humans are part of the food chain. we are apex predators; gotta hunt.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

The Kingfish posted:

humans are part of the food chain. we are apex predators; gotta hunt.

ill hunt u bitch

the most dangerous game

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

"E-sports"

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

The Kingfish posted:

humans are part of the food chain. we are apex predators; gotta hunt.

humans can live off of plants and rear end

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


ELTON JOHN posted:

humans can live off of plants and rear end

i don’t mean we need to eat deer. I mean we need to kill them.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Any sport that doesn't include smokin' hot chicks as active participants should be banned.

I don't need to see dudes on TV. I see too many dudes irl.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

chess, makes people feel stupid

Blaisedell
May 7, 2008

all bourgeois sports should be banned, especially golf and skiing, which are mental illnesses.

only the good proletarian sports of football (soccer), running (away from the police or towards the Winter Palace) and Maoist bicycling should remain

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

there's too many to list really. ban everything except track and field, MMA, weight lifting, and swimming.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Badactura posted:

Instead of banning sports they should ban video games

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

The Kingfish posted:

humans are part of the food chain. we are apex predators; gotta hunt.

Rules of nature, Jack

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

powerslap is #1

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
baseball. not because I care one way or the other, just to piss off lobster shirt.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


The Kingfish posted:

humans are part of the food chain. we are apex predators; gotta hunt.

Liberals will never know the joy of taking your son hunting, and seeing the glee on his face as he learns of his dominion over all base creatures of the land.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

The Kingfish posted:

i don’t mean we need to eat deer. I mean we need to kill them.

only due to our own folly and the deers shouldnt suffer for it binch

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

ELTON JOHN posted:

only due to our own folly and the deers shouldnt suffer for it binch

A quick, clean kill, and you use every drat part of it

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

all sports should be banned

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
UFC should be banned so they can bring back PRIDE FC. thank you

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

all sports should be banned

agreed, waste of time and energy that could be spent working

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


hunting is the only sport that provides a net benefit to the environment. Its the equivalent of planting trees or picking up trash.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


luge should be banned in favor of a robut public transportation system in the pipe

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

The Kingfish posted:

hunting is the only sport that provides a net benefit to the environment. Its the equivalent of planting trees or picking up trash.

then turn it into a job so it's not a sport

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


Badactura posted:

Instead of banning sports they should ban video games

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

then turn it into a job so it's not a sport

this is your brain on liberalism

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Badactura posted:

Instead of banning sports they should turn video games into a job

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

The Kingfish posted:

this is your brain on liberalism

oh yeah being pro-labor is bad now ok

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

evil and useless sports to prohibit:
1) cricket (insanely boring, the most boring sport, morally repugnant)
2) everything with a motor (not a real sport)
3) e-sports (gay (derogatory))

perfect sports to embrace and promote
1) jai alai
2) chessboxing
3) basebally BUT the only with designated hitters and the dh MUST be a fat jovial guy

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

3) basebally BUT the only with designated hitters and the dh MUST be a fat jovial guy

if the DH hits a homerun he shouldn't have to run the bases

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Woke Mind Virus posted:

if the DH hits a homerun he shouldn't have to run the bases

he should be driven around the bases in a golf cart driven by the winner of the hot dog race

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

he should be driven around the bases in a golf cart driven by the winner of the hot dog race

motion to change this to a rickshaw

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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

this removes a motor from the equation. so yes.

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