sports that should be banned

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

wii sports

# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:23

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# ? May 3, 2024 08:01

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

fighting sports should be banned and sexual sports should replace them, a much healthier society

foxy boxing is the perfect line for what I mean (allowed ofc)

# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:47

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

ColtMcAsskick posted:

Yes

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game

Simple

This sounds like witch craft to me, and not the good kind where naked women do herbal remedies and battle Allen Dulles on the psychic plane. Burn em all, let Moloch sort it out

# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:53

Pentecoastal Elites: Feb 27, 2007

ColtMcAsskick posted:

Yes

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game

Simple

between your first post and this post I had started to consider maybe I was too hard on cricket and maybe I should give it another look, but after reading this now I believe that everyone who has ever played or enjoyed cricket even in passing must be destroyed. im sorry but this is for your own good. this is not a series of words any human mind should derive meaning from.

# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:59

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

Al! posted:

wii sports

https://youtu.be/2gmQYBZPV7g?si=MtcI6V108HSWDDDX

# ? Aug 28, 2023 00:49

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Private Cumshoe posted:

fighting sports should be banned and sexual sports should replace them, a much healthier society

foxy boxing is the perfect line for what I mean (allowed ofc)

ah, yes, it would be interesting to see the sports a bonobo type human would come up with. cumpetitions to see who could force the other to orgasm first. instead of defeating someone through violence you have to make them aroused by erotic displays. the possibilities are limitless!!

# ? Aug 28, 2023 00:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

doping should be mandatory

# ? Aug 28, 2023 10:24

net work error: Feb 26, 2011

cycling

# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:34

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

don't touch weight lifting

# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:49

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ultimate frisbee

# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:59

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

It promotes immorality and UFOs

# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:59

ELTON JOHN: Feb 17, 2014

Lpzie posted:

don't touch weight lifting

anything that involves barbells is approved

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:38

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

what about barre belles?

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:41

net work error: Feb 26, 2011

Gymnastics gotta go

# ? Aug 29, 2023 02:43

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

It's been rebranded as indoor parkour because it sounds less (?) gay

# ? Aug 29, 2023 07:02

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

I have a soft spot for cricket even though I have long suggested it be banned in my country. I like watching the British get blasted by their former colonies at the quintessentially British game. Or lets be real, I like hearing about it.

# ? Aug 29, 2023 09:16

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Weka posted:

I have a soft spot for cricket even though I have long suggested it be banned in my country. I like watching the British get blasted by their former colonies at the quintessentially British game. Or lets be real, I like hearing about it.

Outrageous. Leave the Scots & Northern Irish out of this.

# ? Aug 29, 2023 10:30

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Gaelic football, hurling/camogie, Gaelic handball, Notre Dame athletics,

# ? Aug 29, 2023 13:19

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

# ? Aug 31, 2023 01:56

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

Buck Wildman posted:

# ? Aug 31, 2023 01:57

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Car Hater posted:

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now THIS is pod racing

# ? Aug 31, 2023 02:09

tristeham: Jul 31, 2022

Buck Wildman posted:

lol

# ? Aug 31, 2023 02:21

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

parisian urchin gripping a discarded sheep's bladder between his hands, focusing on a crude hoop fashioned from mortar casings, gold in his eyes

# ? Aug 31, 2023 02:40

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Buck Wildman posted:

he's right

# ? Aug 31, 2023 02:47

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

OK based on Charles Barkley's noble efforts at diplomacy, basketball can stay.

forkboy84 posted:

Outrageous. Leave the Scots & Northern Irish out of this.

The Northern Irish are not British, it's the United Kingdom of "Great" Britain and Northern Ireland.
As to the Scots, I suppose it is one of the few parts of empire they can be spared too much responsibility for. You are right.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 03:28