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The preseason is
Fun!
A waste of time
A fun waste of time!
Like the postseason in reverse
The only non-regular season games my team will ever see.
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ches Neckbeard posted:

Is this 1s on 1s lines in Carolina Detroit?

panthers have a bunch of injuries at WR, presumed starting RB isn't playing.

Panthers have almost no defensive starters playing

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

A scintillating field goal drive.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



midwat posted:

I really would've liked to have seen any evidence of the Patriots improved offense with my own eyes this preseason.

The OL's injured and the backups suck rear end, so yeah it'd be nice, but Mac got crushed by that guy who came in after Sidy Sow at RT, so we get to wait, fart.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Is this 1s on 1s lines in Carolina Detroit?

Lions backups vs. Panthers starters, I'm pretty sure

Bryce looks super composed but the lack of talent around him is glaring. Hasn't really been able to do anything other than be a quick short distance merchant because the WRs can't separate, and the line is spotty at best

xbilkis fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Aug 26, 2023

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

That was dope.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



7 offensive plays in Pats - Titans and not a single one ended more then 2 yards down the field

midwat
May 6, 2007

Kalli posted:

The OL's injured and the backups suck rear end, so yeah it'd be nice, but Mac got crushed by that guy who came in after Sidy Sow at RT, so we get to wait, fart.

I miss Dante. He would've made Sow, Andrews and three Foxboro 12th graders into a top-5 line.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
I like Ben Johnson's playcalling.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Give me the big leg everytime.

That was like ten yards short.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Bad Jack Jones, good Jack Jones

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Preseason doink!

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

midwat posted:

I miss Dante. He would've made Sow, Andrews and three Foxboro 12th graders into a top-5 line.

The only man alive who could get Trent Brown to actually give a poo poo

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Matt Ryan total white bread color commentary

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







not much of a slide there bryce

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

fsif posted:

Matt Ryan total white bread color commentary

Is he capable of anything else?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Zappe with some godawful pocket presence.

Holy god are the Patriots shooting gaps on Run D though.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Zappe go crappy

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Okay, Bryce got a TD, sit his rear end down

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Bryce to Thielen....

midwat
May 6, 2007

Bailey Zappe throwing to a WR with a number in the 40s

Preseason football!

midwat
May 6, 2007

Man, I hope the Pats line gets healthy fast, cause...

midwat
May 6, 2007

jfc the Tennesse broadcast is laughably amateurish

just flat missing plays

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I think there are only like five good offensive lines because there's only like five guys that know how to coach it.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ah finally a good catch and run by <checks notes> Thyrick Pitts, of course.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Kalli posted:

Ah finally a good catch and run by <checks notes> Thyrick Pitts, of course.

Murder's row of offensive weapons: Pitts, Sokol, Malik Cunningham and JJ Taylor

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Preseason footbaw.

With your host Trace McSorley.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Matt Ryan’s commentary is like mixing ranch with mayonnaise and putting the result between two slices of Wonder Bread.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



All preseason games should be blessed with a Scott Zolak in the booth

midwat
May 6, 2007

Jack Jones is still out there, and still getting beat

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's good to see Drew Bledsoe's kid getting work.

midwat
May 6, 2007

drat, Ronnie Perkins had been playing well, but throwing up on the field doesn't bode well

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





midwat posted:

drat, Ronnie Perkins had been playing well, but throwing up on the field doesn't bode well

Might just be exhaustion. It's 90 there right now

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
:siren: Teddy Bridgewater threw a good pass.:siren:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Oh my god cut them all

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Pats/Titans seems a little slippery.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Keep Diego Fagot, if only for the incredulous pause before the announcers say his name.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





HERES (chest)NUT IN YOUR END ZONE.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Cameron Peoples bye

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

midwat posted:

Keep Diego Fagot, if only for the incredulous pause before the announcers say his name.

I can practically hear the gears grinding every time they say his name lol

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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Lions scored ten points in the final 30 seconds of a half.

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