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I've got balls full of piss, and I've gotta poo poo down your neck.
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all his normal lines but in italian
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Aug 25, 2023 00:50
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From the aliens thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOdxuQS0iaM
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Aug 25, 2023 00:52
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try that in a small town rich man
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Aug 25, 2023 00:54
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When it comes to great steaks, I've just raised the stakes!
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Aug 25, 2023 00:56
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it burns when i pee, and i’ve got low T
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Aug 25, 2023 00:58
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I’ve come to suck dick and chew bubblegum. Not at the same time though, that would be …oh wait I’m all out of gum.
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Aug 25, 2023 01:04
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ITS TIME TO KILL AND gently caress NOT IN THAT ORDER
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Aug 25, 2023 01:09
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I wanna gently caress, wiht my dick.
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Aug 25, 2023 01:09
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*giant steel doors are torn asunder by car-sized talons, revealing a towering alien warlord* "My name's Duke Nukem, and I'm gonna tear off your alien dick and jam it down my urethra!" you won't believe what happens in the post-boss cinematic
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Aug 25, 2023 01:18
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i only got one ball and it gets this sharp pain pretty regularly
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Aug 25, 2023 01:21
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"HEY, THIS STRIP CLUB IS REALLY GOOD BECAUSE THE BUFFET HAS LOBSTER"
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Aug 25, 2023 01:21
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Time to chew cum and poo poo from my rear end
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Aug 25, 2023 01:25
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I like to do anal….. IN THE rear end!
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Aug 25, 2023 01:26
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bazinga
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Aug 25, 2023 01:27
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im here to suck dicks and im all out of dental dams
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Aug 25, 2023 01:29
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Hail to the king, baby! King Charles III!
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Aug 25, 2023 01:34
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Call Your Grandma posted:bazinga
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Aug 25, 2023 01:35
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Time to commit Simony, baby.
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Aug 25, 2023 01:37
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My father never hugged me. But I'm gonna hug you. But not in a friendly way. In a mean and violent way. Not really a hug. Like a punch. My father did punch me a lot. I'm the Duke.
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Aug 25, 2023 01:45
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"I'M GAY" *smokes cigar*
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Aug 25, 2023 01:47
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Sometimes I’m turned on by the smell of my own butt.
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Aug 25, 2023 01:54
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My Name is Duke, and I'm Here to Puke
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Aug 25, 2023 01:55
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I'm here to suck dicks and gently caress dicks and I'm all outta dicks
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Aug 25, 2023 01:57
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"I actually am a Duke! And you can be to, thanks to this special sponsored promotion with Landed Titles! Enter the code '123Nukem' on their site to get a 10% discount."
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Aug 25, 2023 02:09
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Duke just dookied his diapy. Guitar Riff
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Aug 25, 2023 02:17
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Whoa! Where did all the naked playboy bunnies come from?!
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Aug 25, 2023 02:19
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DUKE CANNON WHOOPS I MEAN NUKEM DOESN’T USE THAT BITCHASS IVORY SOAP
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Aug 25, 2023 02:28
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THE DOOR LOCKS
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Aug 25, 2023 02:29
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it's better to cum in the sink, than it is to sink in the cum 
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Aug 25, 2023 02:32
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NUKEM IS A FAMILY NAME. THAT MAKES ME A FAMILY MAN.
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Aug 25, 2023 04:05
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I need to get the teeth out of my boot treads again.
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Aug 25, 2023 04:08
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I BOUGHT THESE SHADES AT SUNCOAST. THE NAME WAS MISLEADING.
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Aug 25, 2023 04:41
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BLOW IT OUT YOUR GRASS
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Aug 25, 2023 04:43
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My... MY FATHER NEVER LOVED ME
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Aug 25, 2023 04:44
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In the name of God (Allah), the Compassionate and Merciful.
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Aug 25, 2023 04:44
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drat i'm good at filing taxes
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Aug 25, 2023 04:57
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My rear end hurts...really bad.
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Aug 25, 2023 04:58
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Try that again and I'll eat your poo poo
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Aug 25, 2023 04:58
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Let's make this quick... I've gotta get back to my job at the dick sucking factory.
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