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heres my impression of duke nukem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ5lFZEFaLs
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*Finds a legally-distinct gothic knight impaled on a bonfire* "Looks like he'll never be the KING of this FIELD!"
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Aug 25, 2023 05:08
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This hog's been cranked
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Aug 25, 2023 05:09
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The entire Borat movie but Duke Nukem is Borat
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Aug 25, 2023 05:11
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Suck my taaaaaaint. You smell like my prostate. WHY DIDNT DADDY LOVE ME! Heeeeey, this NuMetal stuff is pretty good.
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Aug 25, 2023 05:43
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I'M DUKE NUKEM. THE D STANDS FOR DUKE.
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Aug 25, 2023 05:51
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i’m going to rip off your head and poo poo in my pants
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Aug 25, 2023 06:32
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IT HURTS WHEN I PEE
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Aug 25, 2023 06:39
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"It's actually an art form called hentai. You aren't even my real mom Debbie, get out of my room". Duke Nukem starts making threatening kicking motions in Debbie's direction, causing a small waste basket to disintegrate into a cloud of paper as collateral damage.
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Aug 25, 2023 07:00
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I poo poo MY PANTS BECAUSE MY rear end IS BAD HAIL TO THE KING BABY
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Aug 25, 2023 07:29
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Did someone die in here or did an alien queef
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Aug 25, 2023 08:15
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I BLEACHED MY rear end in a top hat FOR THIS?
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Aug 25, 2023 08:22
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I'm smoking weed from this rear end like a bong. Groovy.
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Aug 25, 2023 08:29
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WHAT DO YOU CALL J.K. ROWLING AT THE BEACH? SURF ' N TERF WHAT DO YOU CALL J.K. ROWLING IN SPACE? ASTRO TERF WHAT DO YOU CALL J.K. ROWLING ONLINE? STUPID rear end in a top hat Sometimes there's a bug in this dialogue sequence and it just repeats on a loop.
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Aug 25, 2023 08:37
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There's only room for one orange skinned womanizer on this planet *shrink ray noise*
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Aug 25, 2023 11:17
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I don't solve all my problems with violence. Some of them are still problems.  Your skull crushed so easy, it was like squeezing a GILF titty. I'll think of you next time I'm jerking off in a hedge. I'd say that was a memorable fight, but my CTE makes that unlikely
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Aug 25, 2023 11:21
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if bj blazcowicz talked to nazis the same way duke nukem talked towards aliens, it would be like, extremely political
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Aug 25, 2023 11:32
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im here to eat poo poo and sound my penis, and i'm all out of poo poo
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Aug 25, 2023 11:41
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Hey, stop shooting me, I've got my dick stuck in this vending machine.
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Aug 25, 2023 11:44
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I'm gonna smash your face in 'til you look like Elon Musk
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Aug 25, 2023 11:48
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drat. You're so ugly I wouldn't gently caress you even if you were my step-daughter.
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Aug 25, 2023 11:53
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I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' tie you to a fuckin' bedpost With your rear end cheeks spread out and poo poo, right? Put a hanger on a fuckin' stove and let that poo poo sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your rear end slow like "tsss" Yeah, I'll fuckin', yeah, I'll fuckin' lay your nuts on a fuckin' dresser, just your nuts layin' on a fuckin' dresser, and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin' bat (Blaow) Ooh wassup? I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', pull your fuckin' tongue out your fuckin' Mouth and stab the poo poo with a rusty screwdriver, blaow I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' hang you by your fuckin' dick off the fuckin' twelfth stor-story building out this motherfucker I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', sew your rear end in a top hat closed, and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you - duke nukem
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Aug 25, 2023 11:54
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Nukem? I hardly knew 'em.
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Aug 25, 2023 12:10
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No alien gently caress is running my country! They call it the white house for a reason!
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Aug 25, 2023 12:25
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WHIP EM OUT FELLAS, ON FRIDAYS I’M DUKE SUCKEM
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Aug 25, 2023 12:25
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"MY DICK DON'T WOR NO MORE :C" - Duquesne Nuclearweapon
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Aug 25, 2023 12:54
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YOU *blam* SHOULD *blam* HAVE *blam* ACCEPTED *stomp* JESUS
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Aug 25, 2023 13:05
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drat, I’m looking at a sexual harassment lawsuit. Consensual sex is the best sex Remember kids: STIs are the real enemy
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Aug 25, 2023 13:36
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I'm nukeally dukeally
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Aug 25, 2023 13:39
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those dudes penises are gonna pay for messing up my rear end
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Aug 25, 2023 13:50
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Goon fundraiser: now we hire Jon St John to record these.
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Aug 25, 2023 13:51
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ive got the heftiest balls this side of the planet, punk
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Aug 25, 2023 14:12
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im gonna ssuck your cock, bitch
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Aug 25, 2023 14:13
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alimony? afraid im "al" out of "mony", hehehe.
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Aug 25, 2023 14:14
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drat, i like to go bird watching but ive never seen boobies like yours fly before, soaring in the blue and gliding like the leaf
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Aug 25, 2023 14:15
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OW MY KNEES DUKE NUKEM IS GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS poo poo
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Aug 25, 2023 14:16
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Chief McHeath posted:This hog's been cranked
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Aug 25, 2023 14:16
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im gonna poo poo on your head and rip off your assssssss
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Aug 25, 2023 14:17
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IF YOU'RE OVER 45 GET CHECKED FOR COLON CANCER!
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Aug 25, 2023 14:18
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Im gonna pee in your rear end you son of a bitch
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