ITT we come up with badass things for Duke Nukem to say

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cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

drat these balls need tuggin, who's down to coppa feel? heh heh heh, no? looks like dukes playing singleplayer again :dukedog:

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# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:19

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 02:40

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

I've been working on some translations of Spanish modernist poetry. I would appreciate some feedback.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:20

JAnon: Jul 16, 2023

trans and enby rights are human rights! :dukedog:

# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:37

Fish Appreciator: Nov 25, 2021

The Blockchain is the future.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:42

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I'm gonna shoot your balls so much you'll give your children lead poisoning. :dukedog:

It's not like I need the viagra, I just find it heightens the experience :dukedog:

# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:44

Death By Yogurt: Apr 3, 2007

I'm facing three sexual assault charges :dukedog:

# ? Aug 25, 2023 15:10

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

�Shake it, baby!� (while intensely shaking a crying infant entrusted to his care)

# ? Aug 25, 2023 16:38

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 16:42

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

DANNAZIONE, QUEI MAIALI ALIENI PAGHERANNO PER ABBATTERE LA MIA AUTO

# ? Aug 25, 2023 16:47

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Rated 5/10 on metacritc, baby.

drat I�m a good sight below the top rated PC games of the era.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 16:50

JamMaster Flash: Dec 3, 2003

"Meditation brings wisdom; lack of meditation leaves ignorance. Know well what leads you forward and what holds you back."

# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:00

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

JamMaster Flash posted:

"Meditation brings wisdom; lack of meditation leaves ignorance. Know well what leads you forward and what holds you back."

"I fooled you! I fooled you! I've got pig iron. I've got pig iron. I've got all pig iron!"

# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:01

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

my balls are old and they hurrrrrt baby

# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:09

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Have you seen my other glasses? I can't see these strippers clearly. :dukedog:

# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:16

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im gonna poo poo on your poo poo and piss on your rear end :dukedog:

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Aug 25, 2023

# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:40

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

I'm going to build a wall, and the aliens are going to pay for it :dukedog:

# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:45

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

why don't my kids ever visit meeeeee baby

# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:47

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Cxiam veti sur duke, baby :dukedog:

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRFS-WFlT0Q, i wanna say axemaniacs??? notorious duke nukem forever rant)

# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:49

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

It's not deformed, it's presidential. :dukedog:

# ? Aug 25, 2023 18:16

JamMaster Flash: Dec 3, 2003

GolfHole posted:

"I fooled you! I fooled you! I've got pig iron. I've got pig iron. I've got all pig iron!"

Took me a minute to remember. Felt like I was always playing through a couple eras and never wanted to continue my saves so I would start fresh.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 19:10

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I'm not sure who you are, brother, but around here we sauna fully naked :dukedog:

# ? Aug 25, 2023 19:12

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

That bastards going to pay for taking the last slice of my pizza. :dukedog:

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Aug 25, 2023

# ? Aug 25, 2023 19:55

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Which way to the bubblegum shop?

# ? Aug 25, 2023 20:04

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I�M HERE TO CLAIM MY TITS

# ? Aug 25, 2023 20:25

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I�M HERE TO CLAIM MY TITS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU8p-PTlTpE

# ? Aug 25, 2023 20:26

BeastOfTheEdelwood: Feb 27, 2023; Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

*Knock Knock*

Who's there?

Duke

Duke who?

Duke Nukem! *kicks door down*

# ? Aug 25, 2023 20:39

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

I actually died back in the 90's........................

# ? Aug 25, 2023 21:02

The Alchemist: Dec 12, 2010; Can't post for 3 days!

EAT MY rear end

# ? Aug 25, 2023 21:07

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

I�m gonna honk your rear end in a top hat, right after I finish my second shift in this Amazon packing facility. My mom isn�t doing so well and I need the health insurance.

Baby.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 21:39

MEIN RAVEN: Oct 7, 2008; Gutentag Mein Raven

It�s time to kick rear end and check my prostate for colon cancer

# ? Aug 25, 2023 21:39

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

My name is Duke Nukem and I'm going to be your server tonight. Can I get you hombres some nachos or margaritas to kick off with? :dukedog:

# ? Aug 25, 2023 21:49

SpookyTurtle: Jun 13, 2003; Top of the food chain, Ma!

"Go home and be a family man!"

# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:05

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

AgentF posted:

Goon fundraiser: now we hire Jon St John to record these.

https://www.cameo.com/dukenukem

# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:17

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

Maybe we can work this out. Find common ground?
Look, just put the gun down. No one needs to get hurt.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:21

Vulgar: Aug 17, 2003; I am the man of la Mancha� my dream is impossible!

I told u I was hardcore

# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:24

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I had my sexual awakening to an episode of YuGiOh :dukedog:

# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:40

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Och my hip. I'm getting too old for this poo poo.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:42

Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

"drat, you're full of poo poo.....and I forgot my poop knife."

# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:43

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

I'M DUKE NUKEM AND I'M HERE TO SAY
THIS RASH ON MY WEINER WON'T GO AWAY.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:48

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 02:40

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Is this one of those Korean guns? Where the hell is the safety on this thing? Does it even work for white people? :dukedog:

# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:52

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