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piss balls rear end poo poo im gay *rock music plays*
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 I’m looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute).
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Aug 25, 2023 23:12
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I lost my job. Well, actually I didn't lose it, it lost me. I am over-educated, under-skilled. Maybe it's the other way around, I forget. But I'm obsolete. I'm not economically viable.
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Aug 25, 2023 23:20
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I think I like you. Like, like like. Like, really like. Heh.
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Aug 25, 2023 23:22
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Das Boo posted:I'M DUKE NUKEM AND I'M HERE TO SAY  and 
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Aug 26, 2023 00:13
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This is just like one of my Japanese animes!
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Aug 26, 2023 00:14
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it's time to wipe rear end - deuce dookem
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Aug 26, 2023 00:14
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Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride except you can't say "alien bastards" anymore on account that it might offend some septum ring green haired undercut they/them what's happened to this country
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Aug 26, 2023 00:45
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I am sad to say it but Duke Nukem hunt-n-pecks angry posts on
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Aug 26, 2023 00:49
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MrQwerty posted:I am sad to say it but Duke Nukem hunt-n-pecks angry posts on
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Aug 26, 2023 01:02
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excuse me... you got any grey poupon
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Aug 26, 2023 01:11
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Good morning, professor. Here is my 100 page paper about the symbolism in the classic novel, Fallout Equestria. I will take my A, now, if you don't mind.
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Aug 26, 2023 01:19
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nice obelisk idiot posted:I would like to thank Elon without his Rocket I wouldn t be kicking rear end on this alien space station. His haters are ****** ****** ******* LOL DAMNNNnn #beer
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Aug 26, 2023 01:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxtnCfmoVSE
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Aug 26, 2023 01:28
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I'm Duke Nukem and I drink, I smoke cigars, love pornography and hang around glowing radioactive sludge so my dick is like your plan to take over the earth and steal our babes: it won't work
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Aug 26, 2023 01:47
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drat! Dave Mustaine has REALLY NICE HAIR!
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Aug 26, 2023 02:02
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MrQwerty posted:drat! Dave Mustaine has REALLY NICE HAIR! he had very good almost blonde, or light brown hair. No curls tho
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Aug 26, 2023 02:07
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Duke Nukem stands before the alien leader, quad-barrel rocket launcher pointed steadily at its horrendous head. Sudden, the gun falls from Duke's hands as he goes still, face pointed towards the sky. His mouth opens to recite the entirety of the John Galt speech without drawing a breath, his feet hovering just off the ground at moments. Upon the speech's conclusion, Duke crumples into a pile of colorless ash, his purpose in this world fulfilled. The alien leader slowly walks to the grotesque simulacrum of a throne from which he rules and sits down, resting a hand beneath its corpulent chin as it ponders this undiluted fount of human wisdom
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Aug 26, 2023 02:08
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Revins posted:Duke Nukem stands before the alien leader, quad-barrel rocket launcher pointed steadily at its horrendous head. Sudden, the gun falls from Duke's hands as he goes still, face pointed towards the sky. His mouth opens to recite the entirety of the John Galt speech without drawing a breath, his feet hovering just off the ground at moments. Upon the speech's conclusion, Duke crumples into a pile of colorless ash, his purpose in this world fulfilled. The alien leader slowly walks to the grotesque simulacrum of a throne from which he rules and sits down, resting a hand beneath its corpulent chin as it ponders this undiluted fount of human wisdom what the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Aug 26, 2023 02:10
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A 3/3 on the Slug-O-Meter does not denote a perfect LEGO set. Instead, it indicates that I consider the set to be in the upper echelon of releases within that series. In the same vein, a 1/3 score does not necessarily mean the set is bad - it means I don't consider it as strong as its peers. I think this is a really important distinction to keep in mind when judging Slug-O-Meter ratings. For example, I don't think there's a single "bad" Rock Raiders set, but because they're ranked against each other, it means that some have to fall lower on the scale while others score higher. Because of this, a great Rock Raiders set like the Chrome Crusher may only score 2 slugs because of the stiff competition.
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Aug 26, 2023 02:28
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drat! I should get my lawyer to mortgage his house to pay that stripper so she keeps her goddamn trap shut! *cracks knuckles*
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Aug 26, 2023 02:30
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drat, those alien bastards are going to pay for not putting their shopping cart in the shopping cart corral, allowing it to roll freely through the parking lot and dinging up my ride.
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Aug 26, 2023 02:30
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Knormal posted:drat, those alien bastards are going to pay for not putting their shopping cart in the shopping cart corral, allowing it to roll freely through the parking lot and dinging up my ride. stop being so funny. LOL
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Aug 26, 2023 02:38
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Remember to like, comment, and subscribe, baby!
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Aug 26, 2023 02:50
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:stop being so funny. LOL From now on, I am reading all your posts in Duke Nukem voice
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Aug 26, 2023 02:53
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I have loose stools cause of IBS and I'm all out of metamucil *cocks gun*
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Aug 26, 2023 02:53
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istewart posted:From now on, I am reading all your posts in Duke Nukem voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDNX-tg9QSU
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Aug 26, 2023 03:11
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For relaxing times... make it Suntory time
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Aug 26, 2023 03:35
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"Bazinga!" Oh wait he already said that one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO53c9A8StY
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Aug 26, 2023 03:50
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"Well... THAT just happened"
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Aug 26, 2023 10:34
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"I'm gonna stick an rear end up your rear end"
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Aug 26, 2023 10:37
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"I'm Uke Nukem, and this is 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow'"
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Aug 26, 2023 10:40
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STOP CRYING AND SHUT THE gently caress UP OR I'LL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULLFUCK YA!
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Aug 26, 2023 10:47
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I've been so busy kicking your rear end that I've missed Bake-off.
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Aug 26, 2023 12:17
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That fight was so good I'll talk about it with Rogan
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Aug 26, 2023 12:23
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Take this money and buy yourself some clothes
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Aug 26, 2023 12:57
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I have time to play with myself *jerks off*
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Aug 26, 2023 14:05
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I’ve come here to chew bubblegum. Does anyone have any gum?
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Aug 26, 2023 14:08
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fifty two percent of males experience erectile dysfunction it's totally normal, baby
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What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EDF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the alien bastards that shot up my ride, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top RPG launcher in the entire earth defence forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of babes across the planet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mighty boot. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of a doorless room accessible only by window above a movie theatre and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, you bottom feeding, scum sucking algae eater.
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