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DUKE NUKEM HAS BEEN SPENDING TIME WITH PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF HIS NORMAL PURVIEW AND HAS COME TO A NEW UNDERSTANDING THAT WE’RE ALL JUST FOLK TRYING TO GET BY. DUKE NUKEM HAS GONE WOKE AND IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE FIGHT TO OUR FASCIST OPPRESSORS.
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get off vent or i'll have you bent 
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Aug 26, 2023 15:47
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SCheeseman posted:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EDF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the alien bastards that shot up my ride, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top RPG launcher in the entire earth defence forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of babes across the planet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mighty boot. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of a doorless room accessible only by window above a movie theatre and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, you bottom feeding, scum sucking algae eater. he wouldnt say any of that
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Aug 26, 2023 15:54
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You don't know Duke.
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Aug 26, 2023 15:55
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oh no i poo poo my pants again baby
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Aug 26, 2023 15:56
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SCheeseman posted:... I am trained in gorilla warfare... 
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Aug 26, 2023 16:35
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Which one of you is responsible for this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N06fZxoUQx0
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Aug 26, 2023 16:37
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Ror posted:get off vent or i'll have you bent im glad to know im not the only one that's been touched by that sentence
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Aug 26, 2023 17:59
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IF YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN, YOU GOT TIME TO CLEAN
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Aug 26, 2023 19:16
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ProfessorMarvel posted:IF YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN, YOU GOT TIME TO CLEAN Oh yeah. Duke Nukem has manager at Boston Chicken energy
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Aug 26, 2023 20:56
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cumpantry posted:he wouldnt say any of that It's a "homage" so he would actually
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Aug 26, 2023 21:01
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Valko posted:Which one of you is responsible for this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ulAUFvUzG0
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Aug 27, 2023 01:13
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lmao that dukes VA makes fun of duke
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Aug 27, 2023 01:16
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MrQwerty posted:lmao that dukes VA makes fun of duke always has and always should. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCQw3Kjv5W8
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Aug 27, 2023 01:29
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THESE GOSH DARN ALIENS HAVE GONE WOKE, AND NOW ITS TIME FOR THEM TO BE BROKE
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Aug 27, 2023 06:59
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DUKE CANNON IS IN THE WRONG THREAD !!!
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Aug 27, 2023 07:34
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WOMAN I RESPECT YOU AND YOUR CHOICES
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Aug 27, 2023 07:41
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I just gunned that guy down while he was on the toilet. What the heck is wrong with me?
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Aug 27, 2023 08:57
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Valko posted:Which one of you is responsible for this? There is something so great about that music kicking in, almost feels like it was an old Conan O’Brien skit.
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Aug 27, 2023 09:20
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i have information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton
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Aug 27, 2023 09:26
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Oops, I put my shirt on inside out today.
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Aug 27, 2023 10:03
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We are all alive for the first time. It's ok to make and admit mistakes.
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Aug 27, 2023 11:05
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I demand to speak to your manager!
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Aug 27, 2023 13:22
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nukem? i hardly know em
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Aug 27, 2023 13:27
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That’ll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!
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Aug 27, 2023 13:27
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BOXCAR!
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Aug 27, 2023 13:33
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I’m here to kick rear end and chew bubblegum….and I’ve got plenty of gum so I’m feeling pretty good about accomplishing half of my to-do list already
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Aug 27, 2023 13:37
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It's time to twist nipples and tickle buttholes, and I'm all out of nipples.
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Aug 27, 2023 16:43
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after careful consideration, i've decided to change my name to Duke Nuclearweaponsmustbedismantedforthegoodofhumanity'em
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Aug 27, 2023 16:59
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Everyone must think I look like an rear end in a top hat wearing these sunglasses indoors but I can't take them off lest people notice I've been crying
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Aug 27, 2023 17:11
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i’m looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks yeah i know it’s only been 30 minutes since i went last, but i just can’t hold it very long anymore, it’s a medical thing baby
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Aug 27, 2023 17:27
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Bad Purchase posted:i’m looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks and yet it still comes out as bricks? fascinating. maybe it has something to do with the radiation exposure.
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Aug 27, 2023 19:09
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Aug 27, 2023 19:13
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WHEN YOU'RE CLIMBING UP A LADDER AND YOU'RE HEARING SOMETHING SPLATTER DIARRHEA clap clap
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Aug 27, 2023 20:42
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BORN TO poo poo... FORCED TO WIPE
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Aug 27, 2023 21:11
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REAL MEN DON'T WIPE THEIR ASSES. MY FATHER TAUGHT ME IT'S GAY TO PUT YOUR FINGERS IN THERE.
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Aug 27, 2023 21:18
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"Over 40 lbs of Pussy and rear end...my compliments to the chef!" "I'm gonna cum in my rear end!" "Let's whip chains and throw ropes." (PlayStation All-Stars Brawl, stage taunt, to Lammy)
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Aug 27, 2023 21:32
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im a DUKE who likes RIPPING OFF HEADS and making GBS threads DOWN NECKS and my star sign is TAURUS
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Aug 27, 2023 21:34
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The doctor told me I have AIDS, baby.
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Aug 27, 2023 23:24
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I'm Duke Nukem, and if you think I'm a sex pest who brings shame to the title, wait until you meet my friend, Andrew, Duke of York.
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