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Disco Pope posted:I'm Duke Nukem, and if you think I'm a sex pest who brings shame to the title, wait until you meet my friend, Andrew, Duke of York. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhf4N7nKoU nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Aug 28, 2023 |
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I have a cassette copy of Tori Amos’s Little Earthquakes. But I’ve never listened to it. And I’m never going to.
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lipid posted:I have a cassette copy of Tori Amos’s Little Earthquakes. But I’ve never listened to it. And I’m never going to. It's a great album.
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nice obelisk idiot posted:here's a gameplay clip of duke smoochem 3d with prince andrew graffiti in it- the mod has probably been on the radar of a lot of people here, but for anyone unfamiliar with it- it is a real labor of love for the build engine/labor of hate towards present-day britain It hasn't been on my radar but it certainly is now. Thanks! For anyone who doesn't know, what is satirized in that video is barely an exaggeration: https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/13/man-threatened-with-arrest-if-he-wrote-not-my-king-on-blank-sign-17362896/
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Aug 28, 2023 03:07
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Unban Something Awful Forums user Nurge, and shove it up your rear end
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BigBadSteve posted:REAL MEN DON'T WIPE THEIR ASSES. MY FATHER TAUGHT ME IT'S GAY TO PUT YOUR FINGERS IN THERE. https://sndup.net/8zkg/
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Aug 28, 2023 04:24
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im duke and its time to puke
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Aug 28, 2023 13:18
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This sounds so off.
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Aug 28, 2023 13:28
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drat I didn't see that pothole and busted up my ride. 
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Aug 28, 2023 19:04
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drat those alien bastards are gonna pay, next weekend. This weekend I've got the kids.
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Aug 28, 2023 19:18
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debra brought a bowl of loving mashed potatoes to the potluck
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Aug 28, 2023 20:45
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<raises hand on first day of medical school> "YOUR FACE, YOUR rear end: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?"
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Aug 28, 2023 21:09
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Im gonna rip off your head and poo poo down your throat, right after I get the Dude Wipes out of my ride.
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A lot of what I’m taking away from this thread is that the next Duke Nukem game would do well to hire Chuck Tingle as head writer
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Aug 28, 2023 21:27
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SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST MY DONGUS.
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Aug 28, 2023 21:42
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he he he, smoking this cigars kinda like suckin on a ding dong
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Aug 29, 2023 00:21
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im gonna rip a piss, baby 
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Aug 29, 2023 00:49
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It won't be long before they find me. I've boarded the doors up as well as I could, but when I look in the mirror and see the Duke staring back at me, I can't seem to convince him it'll hold. Then he reminds me we've got the bottle of steroids. And it's only now I realize it never would be those alien bastards that'd take me out in the end... always bet on Duke.
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Aug 29, 2023 00:54
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I've got balls- balls- b-b-b-balls- ball- b-balls of piss!
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Aug 29, 2023 00:55
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Live, laugh, love, baby.
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Aug 29, 2023 01:03
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let's spread cellie
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Aug 29, 2023 01:43
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anything this guy said, but said... by Duke Nukem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqeFT4xAcXM
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Aug 29, 2023 02:08
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ooooh i got static with the alien c/os cuz they impounded my ride so now I can't chop it up with that yellowbone ho
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Aug 29, 2023 02:15
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I'm Gonna Get Charlie Kaufman To Read My Screenplay... And Give Notes
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Aug 29, 2023 02:24
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SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKMAN.
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Aug 29, 2023 03:50
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THE ONLY FLOATATION DEVICE I EVER USED IS A BUTT(NOT MINE).
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There's nothing in my contract about maps done by 12 year old dipshits. A level editor was never mentioned. Not once. Is that a penis?
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Aug 29, 2023 15:37
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That strange guy posted:DUKE CANNON IS IN THE WRONG THREAD !!! What about Duke Kaboom
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Aug 29, 2023 19:57
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I WILL WIPE MY rear end ON YOUR PILLOW AND SEND YOU TO BED WITHOUT DINNER
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Aug 30, 2023 01:24
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Do you have stairs in your house? I am protected!
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Aug 30, 2023 01:33
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drat, I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke.
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Aug 30, 2023 02:23
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Hey, look, there's a horse in that field!
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Bad Purchase posted:
The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
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Aug 30, 2023 02:42
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I'm gonna poo poo
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Aug 30, 2023 02:45
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I’m gonna eat a Burger King onion ring and blast rear end down your mouth
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Aug 30, 2023 02:58
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drat I left my Ridge Wallet® in my other Levi's® jeans, how will I pay for this Starbucks Dukeaccino©? I know I'll use ApplePay® and order from the Starbucks App® to easily complete my transction and earn Starpoints©.
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Aug 30, 2023 04:33
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I'll rip off your head... But I won't rip off your wallet! Come on down to Duke's Used Mitsubishi's and find yourself a
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Aug 30, 2023 04:36
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drat. I left my metal bicep cuffs from the second game in the Skycar. I guess they looked a bit weird anyways. Didn't make the cut.
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FAIR AND BALANCED. WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL, AND MEXICO'S GONNA PAY FOR IT. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. I'M 6'3", 215 LBS.
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Those alien bastards were conceived out of wedlock.
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