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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
My... MY FATHER NEVER LOVED ME

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Let's make this quick... I've gotta get back to my job at the dick sucking factory.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I actually died back in the 90's........................

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
excuse me... you got any grey poupon

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Duke Nukem stands before the alien leader, quad-barrel rocket launcher pointed steadily at its horrendous head. Sudden, the gun falls from Duke's hands as he goes still, face pointed towards the sky. His mouth opens to recite the entirety of the John Galt speech without drawing a breath, his feet hovering just off the ground at moments. Upon the speech's conclusion, Duke crumples into a pile of colorless ash, his purpose in this world fulfilled. The alien leader slowly walks to the grotesque simulacrum of a throne from which he rules and sits down, resting a hand beneath its corpulent chin as it ponders this undiluted fount of human wisdom

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