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Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
if bj blazcowicz talked to nazis the same way duke nukem talked towards aliens, it would be like, extremely political

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Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' tie you to a fuckin' bedpost
With your rear end cheeks spread out and poo poo, right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin' stove and let that poo poo sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your rear end slow like "tsss"
Yeah, I'll fuckin', yeah, I'll fuckin' lay your nuts on a fuckin' dresser, just your nuts layin' on a fuckin' dresser, and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin' bat (Blaow)
Ooh wassup?
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', pull your fuckin' tongue out your fuckin'
Mouth and stab the poo poo with a rusty screwdriver, blaow
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' hang you by your fuckin' dick off the fuckin' twelfth stor-story building out this motherfucker
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', sew your rear end in a top hat closed, and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you

- duke nukem

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