ITT we come up with badass things for Duke Nukem to say

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we come up with badass things for Duke Nukem to say

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

DUKE CANNON WHOOPS I MEAN NUKEM DOESN�T USE THAT BITCHASS IVORY SOAP

# ¿ Aug 25, 2023 02:28

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

WHIP EM OUT FELLAS, ON FRIDAYS I�M DUKE SUCKEM

# ¿ Aug 25, 2023 12:25

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

OW MY KNEES DUKE NUKEM IS GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS poo poo

# ¿ Aug 25, 2023 14:16

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I�M HERE TO CLAIM MY TITS

# ¿ Aug 25, 2023 20:25

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

DUKE NUKEM HAS BEEN SPENDING TIME WITH PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF HIS NORMAL PURVIEW AND HAS COME TO A NEW UNDERSTANDING THAT WE�RE ALL JUST FOLK TRYING TO GET BY. DUKE NUKEM HAS GONE WOKE AND IT�S TIME TO TAKE THE FIGHT TO OUR FASCIST OPPRESSORS.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2023 14:49

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