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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we come up with badass things for Duke Nukem to say
 
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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
NUKEM IS A FAMILY NAME. THAT MAKES ME A FAMILY MAN.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I BOUGHT THESE SHADES AT SUNCOAST.
THE NAME WAS MISLEADING.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I'M DUKE NUKEM.
THE D STANDS FOR DUKE.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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WHAT DO YOU CALL J.K. ROWLING AT THE BEACH?
SURF ' N TERF

WHAT DO YOU CALL J.K. ROWLING IN SPACE?
ASTRO TERF

WHAT DO YOU CALL J.K. ROWLING ONLINE?
STUPID rear end in a top hat

Sometimes there's a bug in this dialogue sequence and it just repeats on a loop.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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I'M DUKE NUKEM AND I'M HERE TO SAY
THIS RASH ON MY WEINER WON'T GO AWAY.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST MY DONGUS.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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THE ONLY FLOATATION DEVICE I EVER USED IS A BUTT(NOT MINE).

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we come up with badass things for Duke Nukem to say